What’s On GOLD
Today Tuesday 31 January 2023
A full run down of everything airing on GOLD
today.
06:00
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:30
The Fosters
S02E05
Samuel has arranged a surprise second honeymoon trip
08:00
Keeping Up Appearances
S05E02
Hyacinth dons fancy dress
Hyacinth prepares for the Mayor’s annual fancy-dress ball, only to have her dream of wearing a regal costume shattered. Fortunately, an important new neighbour could provide the chance to claw back some social credibility. Roy Clarke’s comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift
08:40
My Hero
S03E10
George loses his memory
Janet’s prayers are answered when George accidentally erases his own memory, forgets all about his super-powers and becomes a model husband and father. But scientists soon get wind of a meteor on a collision course with Earth _ if Thermoman doesn’t remember where he’s put his tights within 24 hours, all human life will be destroyed. Ardal O’Hanlon and Emily Joyce star
09:20
Are You Being Served?
S07E01
A vacancy comes up in menswear
A vacancy comes up in the menswear department. Classic comedy, with John Inman
10:00
Still Open All Hours
S02E03
Granville discovers a gap in the shop’s security
Granville discovers a gap in the shop’s security, and Madge is made anxious by a cherry picker – while a neighbour’s home cooking threatens the penny-pinching shopkeeper’s plans to matchmake her and Gastric. Meanwhile, Eric and Kath make plans to spend some time together
10:40
Last of the Summer Wine
S14E09
The trio try to craft a vehicle from a wheel
When Auntie Wainwright forces a gigantic tractor wheel on the trio, Foggy decides to craft a vehicle out of it. However, in doing so he manages to prove that the invention of the wheel might not have been such a good idea after all. Bill Owen, Peter Sallis and Brian Wilde star
11:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S15E01
Foggy devises an assault course
12:00
Keeping Up Appearances
S05E02
Hyacinth dons fancy dress
Hyacinth prepares for the Mayor’s annual fancy-dress ball, only to have her dream of wearing a regal costume shattered. Fortunately, an important new neighbour could provide the chance to claw back some social credibility. Roy Clarke’s comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift
12:40
My Hero
S03E10
George loses his memory
Janet’s prayers are answered when George accidentally erases his own memory, forgets all about his super-powers and becomes a model husband and father. But scientists soon get wind of a meteor on a collision course with Earth _ if Thermoman doesn’t remember where he’s put his tights within 24 hours, all human life will be destroyed. Ardal O’Hanlon and Emily Joyce star
13:20
Dad’s Army
S02E01
The platoon defends headquarters against members of the Highland Regiment
The platoon defends headquarters in an exercise against members of the Highland Regiment, leaving Captain Mainwaring and his men with little choice but to spy on their rivals to try to come up with a plan to defeat them. Comedy first broadcast in 1969, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier
14:00
Still Open All Hours
S02E03
Granville discovers a gap in the shop’s security
Granville discovers a gap in the shop’s security, and Madge is made anxious by a cherry picker – while a neighbour’s home cooking threatens the penny-pinching shopkeeper’s plans to matchmake her and Gastric. Meanwhile, Eric and Kath make plans to spend some time together
14:40
Are You Being Served?
S07E01
A vacancy comes up in menswear
A vacancy comes up in the menswear department. Classic comedy, with John Inman
15:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S14E09
The trio try to craft a vehicle from a wheel
When Auntie Wainwright forces a gigantic tractor wheel on the trio, Foggy decides to craft a vehicle out of it. However, in doing so he manages to prove that the invention of the wheel might not have been such a good idea after all. Bill Owen, Peter Sallis and Brian Wilde star
16:00
Last of the Summer Wine
S15E01
Foggy devises an assault course
16:40
Gavin & Stacey
S03E01
The gang reunites for Neil’s christening
Gavin starts his job in Cardiff and, while Stacey is thrilled to be back in Wales, Smithy has to come to terms with living in Essex without his best friend. Nessa has taken up residence in Dave’s caravan in Sully and is getting ready for Neil’s christening. The event means a big reunion for the gang, at which Smithy receives surprising news from Nessa, and Stacey has a special request for her husband
17:20
Keeping Up Appearances
S05E02
Hyacinth dons fancy dress
Hyacinth prepares for the Mayor’s annual fancy-dress ball, only to have her dream of wearing a regal costume shattered. Fortunately, an important new neighbour could provide the chance to claw back some social credibility. Roy Clarke’s comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift
18:00
Are You Being Served?
S07E01
A vacancy comes up in menswear
A vacancy comes up in the menswear department. Classic comedy, with John Inman
18:35
Dad’s Army
S02E01
The platoon defends headquarters against members of the Highland Regiment
The platoon defends headquarters in an exercise against members of the Highland Regiment, leaving Captain Mainwaring and his men with little choice but to spy on their rivals to try to come up with a plan to defeat them. Comedy first broadcast in 1969, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier
19:20
Dad’s Army
S02E02
An invasion alert causes chaos
An invasion alert throws Mainwaring’s hopeless would-be heroes into a panic, leading half the platoon to unwittingly launch an attack on the other half – who are holed up in Godfrey’s cottage. Comedy from 1969, starring Arthur Lowe and Arnold Ridley
20:00
Gavin & Stacey
S02E07
Nessa goes into labour a month early
Nessa goes into labour a month early in Barry, and the newlyweds must forget their differences to track down Smithy in time for the birth of his child. Meanwhile, Stacey returns to Essex to salvage her marriage
20:40
Gavin & Stacey
S03E01
The gang reunites for Neil’s christening
Gavin starts his job in Cardiff and, while Stacey is thrilled to be back in Wales, Smithy has to come to terms with living in Essex without his best friend. Nessa has taken up residence in Dave’s caravan in Sully and is getting ready for Neil’s christening. The event means a big reunion for the gang, at which Smithy receives surprising news from Nessa, and Stacey has a special request for her husband
21:20
Bottom
S02E01
The boys visit a dating agency
The boys join Mrs Lineker’s Love Bureau hoping to find their perfect love matches. Richie’s video tells the potential suitors that he is, in fact, a duke and this secures him a date with a countess from Moldavia. Undeterred, he invites her to his place and arranges for Eddie to pretend to be his butler for the evening. Chaotic comedy, written by and starring Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall
22:00
Not Going Out
S03E01
Lucy announces she is pregnant
Lucy announces to the friends that she is pregnant, causing Lee to wonder if he is the father. Comedy, starring Lee Mack as a man with a complicated relationship with his flatmate. With Sally Bretton, Tim Vine and Miranda Hart
22:40
Live at the Apollo
S09E04
Comedy sets by Adam Hills, Andi Osho and Terry Alderton
Aussie comic Adam Hills hosts an evening of stand-up at the Apollo in Hammersmith, London, treating the audience to his own brand of humour before introducing routines by actress, comedienne and shoe-lover Andi Osho and funnyman-turned-EastEnder Terry Alderton
23:40
Absolutely Fabulous
S03E05
Patsy moves in with Edina
Edina’s daughter Saffy flies the nest, so Patsy promptly takes her place in the Monsoon household – but the strain of living together soon proves too much for the fashion-crazed friends. Starring Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley, with a guest appearance by Lulu
00:20
Absolutely Fabulous
S03E06
Edina goes away to find herself
Mother ends up home alone when Edina goes away to discover herself at a retreat, Saffy moves out, and Patsy gets a job in New York. Comedy, starring Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley and June Whitfield
01:00
French and Saunders
S03E05
Comic interpretation of Dangerous Liaisons
Compilation of highlights in which the comic duo grace the silver screen with their own unique interpretation of Hollywood movies including Dangerous Liaisons. Guest starring Nigel Planer and Eleanor Bron
01:40
Gavin & Stacey
S02E07
Nessa goes into labour a month early
Nessa goes into labour a month early in Barry, and the newlyweds must forget their differences to track down Smithy in time for the birth of his child. Meanwhile, Stacey returns to Essex to salvage her marriage
02:15
Gavin & Stacey
S03E01
The gang reunites for Neil’s christening
Gavin starts his job in Cardiff and, while Stacey is thrilled to be back in Wales, Smithy has to come to terms with living in Essex without his best friend. Nessa has taken up residence in Dave’s caravan in Sully and is getting ready for Neil’s christening. The event means a big reunion for the gang, at which Smithy receives surprising news from Nessa, and Stacey has a special request for her husband
02:45
Not Going Out
S03E01
Lucy announces she is pregnant
Lucy announces to the friends that she is pregnant, causing Lee to wonder if he is the father. Comedy, starring Lee Mack as a man with a complicated relationship with his flatmate. With Sally Bretton, Tim Vine and Miranda Hart
03:30
Absolutely Fabulous
S03E05
Patsy moves in with Edina
Edina’s daughter Saffy flies the nest, so Patsy promptly takes her place in the Monsoon household – but the strain of living together soon proves too much for the fashion-crazed friends. Starring Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley, with a guest appearance by Lulu
