What’s On GOLD
Today Tuesday 28 March 2023
A full run down of everything airing on GOLD
today.
06:00
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:15
Desmond’s
S04E06
Problem-kid Daisy drives everyone up the wall
07:45
Desmond’s
S04E07
The barber aims for immortality
08:15
Keeping Up Appearances
S01E04
Daddy gets engaged
Hyacinth feels harassed by a combination of working at a charity shop, trying to impress Councillor Nugent and worrying about Rose’s love life. To cap it all, Daisy informs her that a strange woman in Daddy’s bedroom claims to be his fiancee. Starring Patricia Routledge
08:55
Outnumbered
S05E06
Auntie Angela visits when Grandad falls ill
Auntie Angela and her new friend fly over from America when Grandad falls ill, and Stacey also returns. Ben has a crisis of confidence over his starring role in Spartacus: The Musical, while Karen hopes it’s not too late to find her escaped hamster. Sitcom, starring Hugh Dennis, Claire Skinner, David Ryall, Samantha Bond, Emily Berrington, Daniel Roche and Ramona Marquez
09:30
Hi-de-Hi!
S03E02
The Yellowcoats enter a carnival
Joe Maplin ropes the reluctant Yellowcoats into entering the town carnival, and puts Spike in charge of designing their float. Jimmy Perry and David Croft’s holiday camp comedy, starring Simon Cadell, Ruth Madoc and Jeffrey Holland
10:10
Only Fools and Horses
S05E04
The Trotters fall for the same woman
Tempers flare between the Trotter brothers as they fall for the same woman – and Del’s efforts to win the romance war leave his future hanging in the balance. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
10:50
Last of the Summer Wine
S23E03
Billy gains a stalker
Billy seems to have gained a stalker, but soon realises he has greater worries after discovering he promised to demonstrate archery at the vicar’s garden party – while riding a horse. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis and Keith Clifford
11:30
Last of the Summer Wine
S23E04
Clegg keeps a secret for Howard
Howard employs Clegg to take care of several suspect picnic objects, but one item receives his refusal and Howard will not look after it until Pearl is out of sight. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis and Robert Fyfe
12:10
Keeping Up Appearances
S01E04
Daddy gets engaged
Hyacinth feels harassed by a combination of working at a charity shop, trying to impress Councillor Nugent and worrying about Rose’s love life. To cap it all, Daisy informs her that a strange woman in Daddy’s bedroom claims to be his fiancee. Starring Patricia Routledge
12:50
Outnumbered
S05E06
Auntie Angela visits when Grandad falls ill
Auntie Angela and her new friend fly over from America when Grandad falls ill, and Stacey also returns. Ben has a crisis of confidence over his starring role in Spartacus: The Musical, while Karen hopes it’s not too late to find her escaped hamster. Sitcom, starring Hugh Dennis, Claire Skinner, David Ryall, Samantha Bond, Emily Berrington, Daniel Roche and Ramona Marquez
13:25
Dad’s Army
S06E03
The king’s train passes through Walmington-on-Sea
Captain Mainwaring and the platoon are asked to provide a guard of honour for a royal train carrying George VI that is passing through Walmington-on-Sea, but another locomotive confounds their plans. Classic comedy first broadcast in 1973, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn
14:05
Only Fools and Horses
S05E04
The Trotters fall for the same woman
Tempers flare between the Trotter brothers as they fall for the same woman – and Del’s efforts to win the romance war leave his future hanging in the balance. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
14:45
Hi-de-Hi!
S03E02
The Yellowcoats enter a carnival
Joe Maplin ropes the reluctant Yellowcoats into entering the town carnival, and puts Spike in charge of designing their float. Jimmy Perry and David Croft’s holiday camp comedy, starring Simon Cadell, Ruth Madoc and Jeffrey Holland
15:25
Last of the Summer Wine
S23E03
Billy gains a stalker
Billy seems to have gained a stalker, but soon realises he has greater worries after discovering he promised to demonstrate archery at the vicar’s garden party – while riding a horse. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis and Keith Clifford
16:05
Last of the Summer Wine
S23E04
Clegg keeps a secret for Howard
Howard employs Clegg to take care of several suspect picnic objects, but one item receives his refusal and Howard will not look after it until Pearl is out of sight. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis and Robert Fyfe
16:45
Dad’s Army
S06E03
The king’s train passes through Walmington-on-Sea
Captain Mainwaring and the platoon are asked to provide a guard of honour for a royal train carrying George VI that is passing through Walmington-on-Sea, but another locomotive confounds their plans. Classic comedy first broadcast in 1973, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn
17:25
Keeping Up Appearances
S01E04
Daddy gets engaged
Hyacinth feels harassed by a combination of working at a charity shop, trying to impress Councillor Nugent and worrying about Rose’s love life. To cap it all, Daisy informs her that a strange woman in Daddy’s bedroom claims to be his fiancee. Starring Patricia Routledge
18:05
Hi-de-Hi!
S03E02
The Yellowcoats enter a carnival
Joe Maplin ropes the reluctant Yellowcoats into entering the town carnival, and puts Spike in charge of designing their float. Jimmy Perry and David Croft’s holiday camp comedy, starring Simon Cadell, Ruth Madoc and Jeffrey Holland
18:45
Dad’s Army
S06E03
The king’s train passes through Walmington-on-Sea
Captain Mainwaring and the platoon are asked to provide a guard of honour for a royal train carrying George VI that is passing through Walmington-on-Sea, but another locomotive confounds their plans. Classic comedy first broadcast in 1973, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn
19:25
Dad’s Army
S06E04
The platoon takes part in an efficiency test
Captain Mainwaring and his platoon take part in a gruelling efficiency test in a bid to prove their worth, but end up mistakenly attacking a tea lady with onions from Jones’s van. Classic comedy first shown in 1973, guest starring Fulton Mackay (Porridge)
20:00
The Vicar of Dibley
S03E02
Alice suggests an unconventional nativity play
Alice suggests an unconventional nativity play starring herself and Hugo as Mary and Joseph, and adds an extra touch of authenticity by going into labour mid-performance. The coincidence is so striking that she asks Geraldine whether she has given birth to the Son of God – even though her baby is a girl. Festive episode from 1999, starring Dawn French and Emma Chambers
21:00
The Cleaner
S01E03
Crime scene cleaner Wicky encounters a radical vegan
Crime scene cleaner Wicky has the wrong key for his next job and finds himself stuck outside the deceased’s house, waiting around for a replacement. When he encounters a radical vegan living next door, the confident carnivore in Wicky might just have met his match. Comedy, written by and starring Greg Davies, with Ruth Madeley
21:40
The Cleaner
S01E04
Wicky attends a stately home to clean up the aftermath of a burglary gone wrong
Wicky arrives at a stately home to clean up the aftermath of a burglary gone wrong. Its aristocratic owner is keen to tell Wicky all about her illustrious ancestors, her collection of priceless antiques, and what the world is coming to. When Wicky discovers that there might be more to this case than what meets the eye, he faces a moral dilemma. Telling the difficult truth or accepting a free Aston Martin – his dream car. Comedy, with Greg Davies, and guest star Stephanie Cole
22:20
The Vicar of Dibley
S03E02
Alice suggests an unconventional nativity play
Alice suggests an unconventional nativity play starring herself and Hugo as Mary and Joseph, and adds an extra touch of authenticity by going into labour mid-performance. The coincidence is so striking that she asks Geraldine whether she has given birth to the Son of God – even though her baby is a girl. Festive episode from 1999, starring Dawn French and Emma Chambers
23:15
Live at the Apollo
S07E05
Rich Hall presents routines by Mark Watson and Andrew Maxwell
Rich Hall hosts the stand-up show recorded at London’s Hammersmith Apollo, doing his own thing before introducing routines by Mark Watson and Andrew Maxwell
00:15
The Cleaner
S01E03
Crime scene cleaner Wicky encounters a radical vegan
Crime scene cleaner Wicky has the wrong key for his next job and finds himself stuck outside the deceased’s house, waiting around for a replacement. When he encounters a radical vegan living next door, the confident carnivore in Wicky might just have met his match. Comedy, written by and starring Greg Davies, with Ruth Madeley
00:55
The Cleaner
S01E04
Wicky attends a stately home to clean up the aftermath of a burglary gone wrong
Wicky arrives at a stately home to clean up the aftermath of a burglary gone wrong. Its aristocratic owner is keen to tell Wicky all about her illustrious ancestors, her collection of priceless antiques, and what the world is coming to. When Wicky discovers that there might be more to this case than what meets the eye, he faces a moral dilemma. Telling the difficult truth or accepting a free Aston Martin – his dream car. Comedy, with Greg Davies, and guest star Stephanie Cole
01:35
Live at the Apollo
S07E05
Rich Hall presents routines by Mark Watson and Andrew Maxwell
Rich Hall hosts the stand-up show recorded at London’s Hammersmith Apollo, doing his own thing before introducing routines by Mark Watson and Andrew Maxwell
02:40
Roger & Val Have Just Got In
S01E03
Val struggles to hang the dining room curtains
Val returns from work hoping to hang the freshly laundered dining room curtains, only to learn Roger has had another argument with his boss. As the couple mull over the day’s events, nostalgia and news about the botanist’s critically ill father threaten the evening’s plans. Comedy, starring Dawn French and Alfred Molina
03:10
Roger & Val Have Just Got In
S01E04
The couple prepare for guests
With his father’s condition deteriorating, Roger’s cousin Cathy and her husband Bob visit to pay their respects, prompting a panic-stricken Val to invite them to stay. After the stress of preparing the spare room, the botanist needs a lie down, but an incident involving a cagoule and a phone call from his brother proves too much for him to handle. Comedy, starring Alfred Molina and Dawn French
