TV Guide Channel 4 Today Tuesday 28 March 2023

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What’s On Channel 4 Today Tuesday 28 March 2023

A full run down of everything airing on Channel 4 today.


With John Cooper Clarke in Dictionary Corner

3rd Rock from the Sun


Dick fails to be impressed by American football

Dick drives his pupils and Mary mad by failing to understand the US obsession with American football, while Tommy suffers an ailment common among young Earthlings – a crush on his pretty new teacher. Comedy, starring John Lithgow and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

3rd Rock from the Sun


Sally is mistaken for a drag queen

Sally gets an insight into human sexuality after unwittingly entering a gay bar and being mistaken for a drag queen. Dick forces a reluctant Tommy to attend a school for gifted students, and Harry learns how to perform magic tricks

The King of Queens


Arthur sells his burial plot

The King of Queens


Deacon befriends Doug’s enemy from school

Deacon unknowingly befriends Doug’s school arch-enemy, throwing the duo’s relationship into turmoil. American comedy, guest starring Jon Favreau

The King of Queens


Carrie organises a trip to Florida

Carrie persuades Deacon and Kelly to go with her to see Doug’s parents in Florida – but their hotel proves to be overcrowded with spring holidaymakers, ruining her plans for a perfect holiday. Starring Leah Remini



Niles tries to save his marriage

A guidance counsellor advises Niles to be more spontaneous if he wants to save his marriage. However, a surprise encounter with formidable wife Maris leaves him convinced it is not worth the effort. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce



A weekend at a ski lodge ends in farce



Lilith arrives out of the blue

Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) arrives out of the blue and tries to rekindle her relationship with Frasier. He manages to resist her charms, but Niles is not as strong-willed. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce

Undercover Boss USA


The two founders of a moving company go on separate assignments

Channel 4 News Summary

Includes headlines and weather

Emergency Helicopter Medics


A tumble on an obstacle course leaves fun-runner Vijitha with a painful open fracture

In Hertfordshire, the heli-medics help a man who is fighting for his life following a cardiac arrest. A tumble on an obstacle course leaves fun-runner Vijitha with a painful open fracture. Plus, in Northumberland, seven-year-old Imogen suffers an impalement at the bike track

Steph’s Packed Lunch

Weekday magazine show, hosted by Steph McGovern

Steph McGovern presents the weekday magazine, including celebrity guests, food ideas, real-life features and entertainment, lifestyle and consumer stories. Plus, a sideways look at the news in One O’Clock Views


Levi Roots is in Dictionary Corner

Tool Club


The team continue the renovation of a bookshop in Dumfries

The renovation of Lucy’s bookshop in Dumfries continues as Max encourages her to upcycle salvaged timber and Kevin and Jess renovate a caravan at the home build. At the Tool Bus, Julia and Alice create an innovative storage solution for books and Max inspires Gerry to turn worn cricket bats into wine racks

A New Life in the Sun


Two gîte owners from Nottinghamshire are dealt a financial blow

In Andalusia, it’s launch day at a couple’s new hotel. In south west France, two gîte owners from Nottinghamshire are dealt a financial blow and in Italy, an unexpected injury puts a group of organic farmers under strain

Four in a Bed

The second visit of the week is at Rooms at the Inn, in Retford

The second visit of the week is to Charlotte and Donna’s Rooms at the Inn, in Retford. Things get off to a rough start when Rob discovers some dusty furniture in his room, but a visit to a recreation of a Native American camp shakes things up. At feedback time, the hosts are left with earache over complaints about night-time noises

Come Dine with Me

Second to host in Leamington Spa is hair and make-up student Charlie

The Simpsons


Homer is rushed to hospital

Homer finds himself being rushed to hospital suffering from food poisoning as a consequence of Apu’s misconduct at the Kwik-E-Mart. Featuring the guest voice of James Woods


Tony is more worried than ever about the safety of his family

Channel 4 News

Including sport and weather

Including sport and weather

Bear Grylls Meets President Zelenskyy

Bear Grylls ventures into Ukraine by invitation of President Zelenskyy

Bear Grylls ventures into Ukraine by invitation of President Zelenskyy where he meets civilians who are trying to endure and survive the war to learn what life is like for them. On his way to meet the President in Kyiv, he visits the old front line in Irpin where he meets soldier Oleksandr who joined the army to fight the Russian invasion and journalist Alina who lost her father to the war

Celebrity Hunted


Ten celebrities go on the run while an elite team of hunters track them down

Comedians James Acaster and Ed Gamble, Strictly dancer Katya Jones, Olympic snowboarder Aimee Fuller, actors Nicola Thorp and Nikesh Patel, mathematician Bobby Seagull, social media star Saffron Barker and TV therapists Nik and Eva Speakman go on the run across mainland UK while an elite team of police and military personnel try to track them down. The hunters being armed with the powers of the state – CCTV and ANPR cameras, drones, dogs, mobile phone tracking and social media publicity campaigns, means the celebrities have to be creative to evade capture. As the competitors escape from Shrewsbury prison and go on the run, the hunters are instantly on their tails, tracking them with CCTV cameras and a helicopter. All in aid of Stand Up To Cancer, James and Ed make a daring move with a six-course tasting menu at a Michelin guide restaurant while Nik and Eva escape on a tandem bike

Rise and Fall


Reality contest

Greg James hosts this reality contest, which sees a diverse group of 16 people from all walks of life become part of a social experiment that asks how wealth and power shape the way people behave toward one another



Appraisals of shows including Wild Isles, Rise and Fall and Challenge Anneka

The armchair critics share their opinions on Wild Isles, Rise and Fall, Challenge Anneka, Race Across the World, The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up to Cancer, This Morning and recent BBC News coverage

Gogglebox: Celebrity Special for SU2C


A special celebrity edition for Stand Up to Cancer

A special celebrity edition in support of Stand Up to Cancer, with Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black, Charlotte Church and Luke Evans, and Gordon and Tilly Ramsay joining the regular cast. Programmes appraised include The Watcher, I Can See Your Voice, Love Is Blind, Only Connect, personal stories in Channel 4’s Stand Up to Cancer strand, and ITV News coverage on the transition of power in Downing Street to Rishi Sunak

Derry Girls


First episode of the comedy, starring Saoirse-Monica Jackson

The start of a new school term gets off to a bad start for Erin when she wakes to find her cousin reading her diary, but there is worse to come when Granda Joe announces a bomb has been found on the bridge. First episode of the comedy set in early-1990s Northern Ireland, starring Saoirse-Monica Jackson

Derry Girls


Sister Michael announces a school trip to Paris

Everyone is excited when Sister Michael announces that this year’s school trip is to Paris, and Clare and James decide that they want to improve their French. Meanwhile at the Quinn house, Uncle Colm, Granda Joe’s extremely boring brother, is visiting and the whole family are losing the will to live

Derry Girls


The Quinns play host to a house guest from Ukraine

The Quinns play host to Katya, one of a group of Ukrainian children who have been sent from their homeland in the wake of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster. But while Erin is excited about sharing her wisdom with her house guest, Katya turns out to be a lot less grateful to be in Derry than expected. Meanwhile, the rest of the family has other preoccupations – a new development in Granda Joe’s love life that leaves his daughters deeply unimpressed

Derry Girls


Erin becomes editor of the school magazine

Erin is over the moon when she manages to secure herself the editorship of the school magazine, The Habit. Especially when she uncovers an explosive story. Orla become obsessed by step aerobics, Da Gerry gets into trouble with Ma Mary and love is in the air for Aunt Sarah. Comedy, starring Saoirse-Monica Jackson, Louisa Harland, Tommy Tiernan, Tara Lynne O’Neill and Kathy Kiera Clarke

Couples Come Dine with Me


Three couples compete for the cash prize in Surrey

The first hosts in Surrey, competitive American Laura and her English husband James, treat their guests to a Tex Mex evening. On day two, Sarah and Dan have a special treat in store for their guests that nobody expects. Retired estates manager Edward and teacher Carol are accustomed to hosting dinner parties, so they aren’t concerned about the competition. With rapping, monobrows, secret revelations and some fine food, the competition is wide open

Food Unwrapped


The team reveals why schnapps is always clear despite being made from colourful fruits

Briony May Williams is in Germany to uncover why schnapps is always clear despite being made from bright, colourful fruits. Kate Quilton learns why supermarkets carry so many variations of the same herbs, while Jimmy Doherty finds out if there is any difference between soft and crusty bread rolls


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