What’s On GOLD
Today Tuesday 28 February 2023
A full run down of everything airing on GOLD
today.
06:00
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:10
Desmond’s
S06E10
Lee falls in love
Lee falls in love with a beautiful and talented aromatherapist. Barbershop comedy, starring Norman Beaton
07:35
Desmond’s
S06E11
Shirley asks the barber’s rival for help
08:00
The Green Green Grass
S02E06
Llewellyn challenges Boycie to a pub quiz
Boycie’s competitive spirit is fired up when a broke Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz with a £5,000 jackpot – but sadly, Bryan, Jed and Marlene’s general knowledge leaves a lot to be desired. Tyler tries to make amends after Beth accuses him of being anti-Welsh. Comedy, starring John Challis
08:40
Outnumbered
S02E04
Sue and Pete try to survive being trapped in a foreign airport
Sue and Pete try to survive being trapped in a foreign airport with their children, and as the delays continue and the security checks multiply, a game of I Spy takes an unexpected turn. Partly improvised comedy, starring Hugh Dennis, Claire Skinner and David Ryall
09:20
Are You Being Served?
S10E01
Mrs Slocombe faces the sack
The staff at Grace Brothers are up in arms when it is decided that those who have reached a certain age are to be made redundant – leaving Mrs Slocombe facing the sack. They are far from appeased when they meet her successor. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden
10:00
Open All Hours
S02E07
Arkwright invents a Saint’s day
10:40
Last of the Summer Wine
S19E03
Compo is given rescue training
Truly decides to put his extensive police training to good use by roping Compo and Clegg into his newly formed active rescue team, and finds there is only one thing stopping them becoming heroes – the lack of a casualty. Long-running comedy, starring Frank Thornton
11:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S19E04
Wesley creates a bed on wheels
Wesley’s latest creation – a bed on wheel – meets with great approval, particularly with Compo who wants to be the first one to try it believing he has finally found the perfect way to get close to Nora Batty. Long-running comedy, starring Bill Owen, Gordon Wharmby and Kathy Staff
12:00
The Green Green Grass
S02E06
Llewellyn challenges Boycie to a pub quiz
Boycie’s competitive spirit is fired up when a broke Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz with a £5,000 jackpot – but sadly, Bryan, Jed and Marlene’s general knowledge leaves a lot to be desired. Tyler tries to make amends after Beth accuses him of being anti-Welsh. Comedy, starring John Challis
12:40
Outnumbered
S02E04
Sue and Pete try to survive being trapped in a foreign airport
Sue and Pete try to survive being trapped in a foreign airport with their children, and as the delays continue and the security checks multiply, a game of I Spy takes an unexpected turn. Partly improvised comedy, starring Hugh Dennis, Claire Skinner and David Ryall
13:20
Dad’s Army
S04E05
Walker is accused of treason
Walker is accused of being a fifth columnist for smuggling Italian PoWs out of camp at night, but he claims to be patriotically furthering the war effort – while lining his own pockets at the same time. Comedy first broadcast in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe and James Beck
14:00
Open All Hours
S02E07
Arkwright invents a Saint’s day
14:40
Are You Being Served?
S10E01
Mrs Slocombe faces the sack
The staff at Grace Brothers are up in arms when it is decided that those who have reached a certain age are to be made redundant – leaving Mrs Slocombe facing the sack. They are far from appeased when they meet her successor. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden
15:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S19E03
Compo is given rescue training
Truly decides to put his extensive police training to good use by roping Compo and Clegg into his newly formed active rescue team, and finds there is only one thing stopping them becoming heroes – the lack of a casualty. Long-running comedy, starring Frank Thornton
16:00
Last of the Summer Wine
S19E04
Wesley creates a bed on wheels
Wesley’s latest creation – a bed on wheel – meets with great approval, particularly with Compo who wants to be the first one to try it believing he has finally found the perfect way to get close to Nora Batty. Long-running comedy, starring Bill Owen, Gordon Wharmby and Kathy Staff
16:40
Dad’s Army
S04E05
Walker is accused of treason
Walker is accused of being a fifth columnist for smuggling Italian PoWs out of camp at night, but he claims to be patriotically furthering the war effort – while lining his own pockets at the same time. Comedy first broadcast in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe and James Beck
17:20
The Green Green Grass
S02E06
Llewellyn challenges Boycie to a pub quiz
Boycie’s competitive spirit is fired up when a broke Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz with a £5,000 jackpot – but sadly, Bryan, Jed and Marlene’s general knowledge leaves a lot to be desired. Tyler tries to make amends after Beth accuses him of being anti-Welsh. Comedy, starring John Challis
18:00
Are You Being Served?
S10E01
Mrs Slocombe faces the sack
The staff at Grace Brothers are up in arms when it is decided that those who have reached a certain age are to be made redundant – leaving Mrs Slocombe facing the sack. They are far from appeased when they meet her successor. Comedy, starring Mollie Sugden
18:40
Dad’s Army
S04E05
Walker is accused of treason
Walker is accused of being a fifth columnist for smuggling Italian PoWs out of camp at night, but he claims to be patriotically furthering the war effort – while lining his own pockets at the same time. Comedy first broadcast in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe and James Beck
19:20
Dad’s Army
S04E06
Mainwaring tackles a suspected terrorist
Mainwaring orders Wilson to bring the platoon back from a grudge match against the ARP wardens’ darts team and get the men back on parade. The captain then takes a call warning of a suspected terrorist in Walmington-on-Sea and decides to deal with the situation himself. Comedy first broadcast in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier
20:00
Blackadder The Third
S03E03
Edmund gets caught up in the French Revolution
After Edmund scorns the exploits of the Scarlet Pimpernel, two noblemen bet him 1,000 guineas that he can’t go to France and rescue an aristocrat. Instead, he finds the Comte de Frou Frou at Mrs Miggins’ pie shop and takes him to the French embassy, but ends up being arrested by a revolutionary who has assassinated the ambassador. Comedy, guest starring Nigel Planer, Tim McInnerny and Chris Barrie
20:40
Blackadder The Third
S03E04
Prince George hires two actors to improve his speech-making
Edmund writes Prince George a speech to help quell growing anarchy among the masses – but is none too pleased when the dim-witted royal hires a pair of superstitious actors to teach him how to deliver it properly. Comedy, guest starring Hugh Paddick and Kenneth Connor, with Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Laurie
21:15
Miranda
S02E05
Penny and Miranda are forced to see a therapist
Penny and Miranda are taken into police custody and made to see a therapist – whose assessment technique entails staring at them in stony silence while they grow increasingly nervous and irritable. Comedy, starring Miranda Hart and Patricia Hodge
22:00
Not Going Out
S05E01
Tim becomes part of a band
Tim becomes part of a band at work and Lucy falls for the lead guitarist. In a fit of jealousy, Lee decides to follow his best friend’s example and try his hand at the rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle. Comedy, starring Tim Vine, Sally Bretton and Lee Mack
22:40
Blackadder The Third
S03E03
Edmund gets caught up in the French Revolution
After Edmund scorns the exploits of the Scarlet Pimpernel, two noblemen bet him 1,000 guineas that he can’t go to France and rescue an aristocrat. Instead, he finds the Comte de Frou Frou at Mrs Miggins’ pie shop and takes him to the French embassy, but ends up being arrested by a revolutionary who has assassinated the ambassador. Comedy, guest starring Nigel Planer, Tim McInnerny and Chris Barrie
23:20
Live at the Apollo
S05E05
With Ed Byrne, Adam Hills and Gina Yashere
Irish comedian Ed Byrne hosts the stand-up show from London’s Hammersmith Apollo, welcoming Australian Adam Hills and Londoner Gina Yashere to the stage
00:20
Blackadder The Third
S03E04
Prince George hires two actors to improve his speech-making
Edmund writes Prince George a speech to help quell growing anarchy among the masses – but is none too pleased when the dim-witted royal hires a pair of superstitious actors to teach him how to deliver it properly. Comedy, guest starring Hugh Paddick and Kenneth Connor, with Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Laurie
01:00
Miranda
S02E05
Penny and Miranda are forced to see a therapist
Penny and Miranda are taken into police custody and made to see a therapist – whose assessment technique entails staring at them in stony silence while they grow increasingly nervous and irritable. Comedy, starring Miranda Hart and Patricia Hodge
01:40
Not Going Out
S05E01
Tim becomes part of a band
Tim becomes part of a band at work and Lucy falls for the lead guitarist. In a fit of jealousy, Lee decides to follow his best friend’s example and try his hand at the rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle. Comedy, starring Tim Vine, Sally Bretton and Lee Mack
02:15
Live at the Apollo
S05E05
With Ed Byrne, Adam Hills and Gina Yashere
Irish comedian Ed Byrne hosts the stand-up show from London’s Hammersmith Apollo, welcoming Australian Adam Hills and Londoner Gina Yashere to the stage
03:15
Hold the Sunset
S02E02
After the disastrous Open Day at his house, Phil is nowhere to be found
After the disastrous Open Day at his house, Phil is nowhere to be found. As Edith and Sandra hurry to Phil’s house, Edith receives a phone call from her `difficult” sister Joan inviting herself to stay. Sandra pulls faces, but Edith feels obliged to agree. The duo enter Phil’s house where they find a piano-playing Queenie, but no Phil. Roger visits the recovering Bob in hospital and tells him that he has thought of a new way to make money and he has let his mother’s spare room, online, to two Americans. Comedy, starring Alison Steadman, Jason Watkins, John Cleese and Sue Johnston
