What’s On Channel 4 Today Saturday 28 January 2023
A full run down of everything airing on Channel 4 today.
06:15
The King of Queens
S01E15
Carrie asks Doug to ignore her birthday
Carrie asks Doug to ignore her birthday, but he cannot bring himself to let it pass without celebration. Unfortunately, all his last-minute plans go awry
06:40
The King of Queens
S01E16
Doug plans a Valentine’s Day meal
Doug plans a romantic Valentine’s Day meal out for Carrie – but gets trapped at a surprise birthday party for Spence. With Kevin James and Leah Rimini
07:05
The Simpsons
S02E07
Bart runs away from home
Bart runs away from home at Thanksgiving and ends up in a shelter for down-and-outs, where he is interviewed by a TV news crew – much to the horror of Homer and Marge
07:30
The Simpsons
S02E08
Bart becomes a daredevil skateboarder
An evening’s car-crushing entertainment brings out the daredevil in Bart – who decides to try some death-defying stunts of his own, culminating in a skateboard jump over a gorge. Luckily, Homer is on hand to bring him down to earth
07:55
The Simpsons
S02E09
Marge protests about TV violence
Marge begins a crusade to clean up TV, convinced The Itchy & Scratchy Show is turning baby Maggie into a thug. The show’s creators agree to make it less violent in future, but the move has a disastrous effect on its ratings
08:20
The Simpsons
S02E10
Bart is knocked down by Mr Burns’ car
When Bart is knocked down by Mr Burns’ car, Homer and lawyer Lionel Hutz see a chance to take advantage of Springfield’s richest man by making a lucrative compensation claim
08:50
The Simpsons
S02E11
Homer fears he has only 24 hours to live
Homer eats a poisonous fish and fears he has only 24 hours to live. As the minutes tick by, he embarks on a frantic race to put his affairs in order and accomplish everything he ever wanted to do but never did. With the guest voices of Larry King and George Takei
09:20
The Simpsons
S02E12
Marge recalls how she met Homer
The TV breaks down, leaving everyone at a loose end – so Marge decides to fill the time by telling Bart and Lisa how she met and fell in love with Homer. With the guest voice of Jon Lovitz
09:50
The Simpsons
S04E10
The family remembers Lisa’s early days
The family wonders when Maggie will say her first word, which prompts Marge to reminisce about Lisa’s early days and how a two-year-old Bart suffered a serious outbreak of sibling jealousy. Featuring the guest voice of Elizabeth Taylor
10:20
Formula E
The Diriyah ePrix
11:15
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
Family comedy sequel, starring Jason Lee
2015 – Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family
The singing rodents mistakenly come to the conclusion that their human friend Dave intends to get rid of them when he proposes to his girlfriend in Miami. With only three days until Dave pops the question, the trio embark on a desperate road trip across America to sabotage his romantic plans. Family comedy sequel, starring Jason Lee and Kimberly Williams-Paisley
13:00
Four in a Bed
S2021E51
The competition begins at B&B at No 3 in Market Bosworth, Leicestershire
The competition begins at B&B at No 3 in Market Bosworth, Leicestershire. After check-in, Noreen and Chloe give the bedding the brush-off, and Ian and Beverley think the hosts have lost their bottle when it comes to the in-room refreshment. A historical afternoon out at a nearby battlefield earns the hosts some royal points, but over drinks, a breakfast bombshell really scrambles the guests’ expectations
13:30
Four in a Bed
S2021E52
Breakfast is a topsy-turvy affair at the Bull Hotel in Buckinghamshire
14:00
Four in a Bed
S2021E53
The rivals stay at the Chequers Inn in Battle, East Sussex
14:30
Four in a Bed
S2021E54
The hoteliers arrive at Hastings House in St Leonards-on-Sea, East Sussex
The week’s final visit is to Hastings House in St Leonards-on-Sea in East Sussex, where hosts Ian and Bev Jarvie are determined to provide an upmarket experience for their guests. Noreen and Chloe, however, are left feeling decidedly rough by the towels in their room
15:05
Four in a Bed
S2021E55
The rivals reunite to discuss their feedback and find out the winner
The rivals reunite to discuss their feedback and there are plenty of grievance, not least Mac and Jo wanting to get to the bottom of Ian and Bev’s dressing gown comment. Room service, dusty rooms and coarse towels are all debated before the payments are revealed and the winning B&B is crowned
15:35
Location, Location, Location
S37E01
House-hunting in the North East with two sets of buyers
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are back with more house-hunters, and while some have had their priorities changed by the pandemic, others are having trouble navigating the fast-moving property market. They begin with people moving from the south to the North East. Phil is with Lauren and Noel, who have their hearts set on a character property, but that’s difficult to find in their preferred town of Morpeth. Kirstie helps solo buyer Charlotte, who is struggling to decide between coast and city
16:35
A Lake District Farm Shop
S02E03
Lead lifestyle buyer Tracey Clowes plans to turn sheep fleece into bespoke tweed
Lead lifestyle buyer Tracey Clowes plans to turn the sheared sheep fleece from the service station’s farm into a bespoke tweed for blankets and cushions. Over in Keswick, on the shore of Derwentwater, preserves supplier Jake Winter wants to extend his savoury range, and the service station’s buyer Jane Karlicek is intrigued by his new ketchup
17:35
Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather
18:05
The Welsh Valley That Won the Lottery
How a lottery win transformed the south Wales valley of Rhymney
Documentary examining how a lottery win shared between more than 400 people transformed the south Wales valley of Rhymney during a time of dire economic crisis. The programme examines the lives of those who benefited, including a mother of seven who is able to take up growing her own fruit and vegetables and a family able to take their first holiday in 14 years
19:00
Knight and Day
Comedy adventure, with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz
2010 – Action, Comedy
A woman has a chance encounter with a rogue secret agent, who has been framed as a traitor and is on the run from his own superiors. Realising she has been mistaken for his accomplice and is in danger for knowing too much, the fugitive kidnaps her and drags her on a dangerous journey around the world, as he sets out to clear his name and protect a vitally important invention. Comedy adventure, with Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz and Viola Davis
21:00
Hustlers
Comedy crime drama, starring Jennifer Lopez
2019 – Drama, Comedy, Crime
Strip club employees band together to turn the tables on their Wall Street clients, drugging stock traders and CEOs who visit the establishment then running up bills on their credit cards. Comedy crime drama, starring Jennifer Lopez, Constance Wu, Julia Stiles, Lizzo and Cardi B
23:10
Get Out
Thriller, starring Daniel Kaluuya
2017 – Mystery, Thriller, Horror
After African American photographer Chris and his white girlfriend Rose visit her wealthy parents, he suspects there’s more to the locals than meets the eye. Oscar-winning psychological thriller written and directed by Jordan Peele (Us), starring Daniel Kaluuya, Allison Williams, Bradley Whitford and Caleb Landry Jones
01:05
Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
S05E08
Mike & Nellie’s Steakhouse in Oakhurst, New Jersey
Chef Gordon Ramsay heads to Mike & Nellie’s Steakhouse in Oakhurst, New Jersey, where owner Mike Farber is mourning his father Nellie, who was also his business partner. Having been called in by the restaurateur’s two daughters, Gordon faces the task of getting him to focus on his business, before tackling the bigger problem of rotting decor and a less-than-appealing menu
01:55
Couples Come Dine with Me
S03E45
Three more couples compete in Notting Hill, West London
In Notting Hill, West London, Queen and Shawn kick off the culinary competition with a menu inspired by their Thai and West Indian heritage, but well-travelled foodies Suzy and Paul are unimpressed. When one of the hosts reveals a dislike of West Londoners, the guests are left stunned, while day two sees Suzy and Paul prepare a French feast, but Shawn sees the evening as pretentious. Finally, fun-loving couple Charlotte and Kevin put together a trendy Japanese menu, before the winners of the £1,000 prize money are revealed
02:45
Hollyoaks Omnibus
Extended edition of the soap
