What’s On GOLD
Today Saturday 27 May 2023
A full run down of everything airing on GOLD
today.
02:15
dinnerladies
S02E10
Stan hopes for a proposal
Tony worries Bren will be distracted during her TV debut. Stan hopes for a proposal and Dolly is so upset at the design of the new uniforms that she considers drastic action. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood and Thelma Barlow
02:55
The Office
S03E01
The first of two specials originally shown in 2003
Workplace philosopher, chilled-out entertainer, management guru and complete idiot David Brent returns in the first of two specials of the hit comedy, originally shown in 2003. Since getting the sack from Wernham Hogg he has become a sales rep for a cleaning products company and is a Z-list celebrity on the party circuit, but still can’t seem to stay away from his old workplace for more than five minutes. Meanwhile, Tim is nervous at the prospect of meeting up with Dawn, who has been offered the chance to fly back to Slough from Florida with boyfriend Lee for the office Christmas party. Mackenzie Crook, Martin Freeman and Lucy Davis co-star
04:00
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
06:00
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:25
Desmond’s
S03E07
Desmond and Shirley prepare for a night out
07:50
Desmond’s
S03E08
Patricia sees Michael entering a restaurant with his secretary
08:25
Citizen Khan
S04E05
Amjad’s mother threatens to take her son and Shazia back to Bradford
Mr Khan discovers his grandson Mo might be psychic, so immediately sets the youngster to work picking his lottery numbers. Meanwhile, Amjad’s mother threatens to solve Shazia and Amjad’s housing problems by taking them with her to live in Bradford – resulting in Mrs Khan being rushed to hospital with stress. Comedy, starring Adil Ray and Shobu Kapoor
09:00
Citizen Khan
S04E06
Mr Khan enters the Great Sparkhill Bake Off
Mr Khan enters the Great Sparkhill Bake Off, intent on scooping top honours with his version of the lemon drizzle inside-out cake. Meanwhile, storm clouds gather on the domestic front as Mrs Khan worries that Alia’s new boyfriend sounds too rough and needs a good talking to – roping her husband and son-in-law Amjad in to do her bidding. She also makes a discovery that forces Mr Khan to quiz Alia about every father’s worst nightmare. Adil Ray, Shobu Kapoor, Krupa Pattani and Bhavna Limbachia star
09:40
Open All Hours
S03E05
Arkwright has a rival for Nurse Gladys Emmanuel’s attention
10:20
Only Fools and Horses
S03E01
Rodney joins the residents’ committee
The run-down state of the flats in Nelson Mandela House prompts Rodney to join the residents’ committee, and he soon finds himself hobnobbing with council officials – a situation Del quickly exploits. Starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
11:00
Only Fools and Horses
S03E02
Rodney goes it alone
Rodney tires of his role as junior partner in Trotters Independent Traders and decides to set up a rival business with best mate and would-be wide boy Mickey Pearce, hoping to give wheeler-dealer Del a run for his money. Nicholas Lyndhurst, David Jason and Patrick Murray star
11:40
Only Fools and Horses
S03E03
Del plans a spot of salmon-poaching
Del’s latest foolproof scheme to make a million involves a spot of salmon-poaching, but the wheeler-dealer finds the bracing country air is not all it’s cracked up to be. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star
12:20
Only Fools and Horses
S03E04
Del falls for a glamorous antiques dealer
Del falls for a glamorous antiques dealer who comes to view an old cabinet described as a `Queen Anne” original – but the feeling is not necessarily mutual. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
13:00
Only Fools and Horses
S03E05
Del gets a nasty surprise
Rodney unwittingly causes uproar in the Trotter household by bringing home a stranger claiming to be an old friend of Del’s. Starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst, with a guest appearance by Jim Broadbent
13:40
Only Fools and Horses
S03E01
Rodney joins the residents’ committee
The run-down state of the flats in Nelson Mandela House prompts Rodney to join the residents’ committee, and he soon finds himself hobnobbing with council officials – a situation Del quickly exploits. Starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
14:20
dinnerladies
S01E01
Norman the breadman fails to deliver
Norman the breadman fails to deliver, the stripper cannot play the accordion and Jean has bridesmaids’ knickers on her mind. First episode of the canteen comedy, starring Victoria Wood, Julie Walters and Celia Imrie
15:00
dinnerladies
S01E02
The staff await a royal visit
The staff await an important royal visit, but first Stan has to pick just the right toupee, and Bren is determined to get the tables cleared away in time. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood, Duncan Preston and Thelma Barlow
15:40
dinnerladies
S01E03
Bren’s mother wreaks havoc
Bren’s mother wreaks havoc in the factory and incurs Stan’s wrath by pursuing an ill-considered romance. Anita organises a heated debate on the workers’ current situation. Comedy, with Victoria Wood and Julie Walters. From November 1998
16:20
dinnerladies
S01E04
Philippa has a bright idea for raising spirits
Philippa has a bright idea for raising the spirits of the kitchen staff. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood and Thelma Barlow
17:00
dinnerladies
S01E05
The girls attend their work party
The girls celebrate Japanese-style at their work party, and Bren enters right into the spirit of things – but not as much as her mother, who turns up unexpectedly. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood, Julie Walters and Jack Smethurst
17:40
dinnerladies
S01E06
Bren is left to run the night shift
Morale plummets to its lowest point in the canteen with Tony in hospital and Dolly and Jean staging a walk-out, leaving Bren to run the graveyard shift single-handedly on the most important night of the year. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood, Andrew Dunn, Shobna Gulati and Celia Imrie
18:20
dinnerladies
S02E01
Work experience day leads to chaos
It is work experience day, but Bren cannot show the new girl a typical routine in the canteen because the new boy has blocked the front of the cooker with his ladder – which the bread delivery woman refuses to go under. Canteen comedy, with Victoria Wood, Thelma Barlow, Sue Cleaver and Shobna Gulati
19:00
dinnerladies
S02E02
Jean gets angry with the customers
Jean vents her anger on the customers, while Tony considers asking Bren to accompany him on a trip to Marbella. Petula returns with interesting news, and Anita celebrates the second week of her relationship with Pedro. Victoria Wood stars
19:40
dinnerladies
S02E03
Bren gets excited about her holiday
Bren is so excited about her forthcoming holiday with Tony she even considers buying some new clothes, and while a forlorn Stan tells everyone his sad news, Petula gets a little hot under the collar in her caravan. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood and Julie Walters
20:20
dinnerladies
S02E04
A convict escapes near the factory
Bren has a bad day – a convict escapes in the fog on his way to Strangeways, the blood donor van turns up at the factory, and Tony’s holiday photos cause upset. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood and Andrew Dunn
21:00
Victoria Wood as Seen on TV
S01E05
Charlie Coleridge plans to leave this heartless world behind – after he’s tied his cravat
21:40
Victoria Wood as Seen on TV
S01E06
It’s the third week ‘Managing without Opera’. How are Hannah and Gavin coping?
22:20
Chewing Gum
S01E05
Tracey’s cousin pays the family a surprise visit
Tracey’s attempt to introduce Connor to the world of performance poetry ends in disaster, and a visit from her cousin Boy Tracy surprises in more ways that one. Things go from bad to worse during a family dinner when Cynthia gets drunk for the first time, and lets slip some big news. Comedy, written by and starring Michaela Coel
22:50
Chewing Gum
S01E06
Tracey moves in with Candice and Esther
23:25
Inside No 9
S05E05
Seven disparate characters share their stories
Seven disparate characters share their stories with a camera, their fates inevitably, inextricably, and unknowingly set for a head-on collision. Starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Maxine Peake, Phil Davis, Sara Kestelman, Sandra Gayer and Ioanna Kimbook
00:00
Inside No 9
S05E06
A police community support officer asks awkward questions of a colleague
Two police officers always have time to get to know each other while working on the night shift together. However, PC Thompson’s previous partner died in a brutal attack less than a month previously, the forensic evidence has gone missing and PCSO Varney is beginning to ask a lot of awkward questions. The final instalment of the fifth series of the anthology of darkly comic tales, written by and starring The League of Gentlemen and Psychoville’s Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Rebecca Callard and Malik Ibheis
00:35
This Time with Alan Partridge
S02E05
The broadcaster takes to the skies with a flight in a spitfire
The broadcaster takes to the skies with a flight in a spitfire, while This Time co-presenter Jennie comes face to face with her online troll. Plus, new band Cayman perform live on their show. Comedy, starring Steve Coogan, Susannah Fielding, Felicity Montagu and Tim Key
01:15
Victoria Wood as Seen on TV
S01E05
Charlie Coleridge plans to leave this heartless world behind – after he’s tied his cravat
01:55
Victoria Wood as Seen on TV
S01E06
It’s the third week ‘Managing without Opera’. How are Hannah and Gavin coping?
02:40
Chewing Gum
S01E05
Tracey’s cousin pays the family a surprise visit
Tracey’s attempt to introduce Connor to the world of performance poetry ends in disaster, and a visit from her cousin Boy Tracy surprises in more ways that one. Things go from bad to worse during a family dinner when Cynthia gets drunk for the first time, and lets slip some big news. Comedy, written by and starring Michaela Coel
03:05
Chewing Gum
S01E06
Tracey moves in with Candice and Esther
03:30
Roger & Val Have Just Got In
S02E01
Comedy, starring Dawn French and Alfred Molina
Comedy focusing on the interaction between a husband and wife in the first half-hour after they return home. The couple get back from a wedding, hoping for news of Val’s application to become deputy headteacher at her school – but are unaware that a nasty shock awaits them in the weekend post. Starring Dawn French and Alfred Molina
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