What’s On GOLD
Today Monday 27 February 2023
A full run down of everything airing on GOLD
today.
06:00
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:10
Desmond’s
S06E08
A preacher sues Desmond
A funky American preacher sues Desmond for a cut he had two years ago, not to mention the two years of mental distress he suffered as a result
07:35
Desmond’s
S06E09
Porkpie encounters an old flame
An old flame of Porkpie’s turns up out of the blue while his fiancee is away. Barbershop comedy, starring Norman Beaton
08:00
The Green Green Grass
S02E05
The family awaits the arrival of Tyler’s French exchange student
Tyler is left cold by all the kerfuffle as the family awaits the arrival of his French exchange student. He even considers getting engaged to Beth in a bid to get out of paying a return visit to France. However, the guest’s eventual arrival causes a stir all round. John Challis and Sue Holderness star
08:40
Outnumbered
S02E03
Sue and Pete ban TV and computers for a day
Sue and Pete ban TV and computers for one whole Sunday, freeing up quality time for family pastimes such as hide-and-seek and card games. Meanwhile, Ben’s head master seems strangely keen for him to take a few days off school, and Grandad comes to stay. Partly improvised comedy, starring Hugh Dennis and Claire Skinner
09:20
Are You Being Served?
S09E06
Mrs Slocombe’s beloved cat goes missing
Mrs Slocombe’s beloved cat goes missing, so she turns to Mr Humphries for support in her hour of need. Fearing the feline may never return, the staff buy her a kitten. John Inman and Mollie Sugden star
10:00
Open All Hours
S02E01
Nurse Gladys Emmanuel’s washing-machine breaks down
10:40
Last of the Summer Wine
S19E01
Compo volunteers to test Wesley’s heavy-duty sucker and blower
A friend’s lack of interest in life prompts Compo, never one to shy away from danger, to volunteer to test Wesley’s heavy-duty sucker and blower, which can only mean disaster. Roy Clarke’s comedy, with Bill Owen, Gordon Wharmby and Frank Thornton
11:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S19E02
Nora gets her hands on Compo
Nora gets her hands on Compo, with surprisingly therapeutic results, inspiring Truly and Clegg to lead him off the straight and narrow. Classic comedy, starring Bill Owen, Peter Sallis, Kathy Staff and Frank Thornton
12:00
The Green Green Grass
S02E05
The family awaits the arrival of Tyler’s French exchange student
Tyler is left cold by all the kerfuffle as the family awaits the arrival of his French exchange student. He even considers getting engaged to Beth in a bid to get out of paying a return visit to France. However, the guest’s eventual arrival causes a stir all round. John Challis and Sue Holderness star
12:40
Outnumbered
S02E03
Sue and Pete ban TV and computers for a day
Sue and Pete ban TV and computers for one whole Sunday, freeing up quality time for family pastimes such as hide-and-seek and card games. Meanwhile, Ben’s head master seems strangely keen for him to take a few days off school, and Grandad comes to stay. Partly improvised comedy, starring Hugh Dennis and Claire Skinner
13:20
Dad’s Army
S04E04
Pike gets trapped in a minefield
Captain Mainwaring devises a cunning new way of foiling Hitler’s invasion plans – but it results in Pike getting tangled up in barbed wire on the beach in the middle of a minefield during manoeuvres. Comedy first aired in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe, Ian Lavender and John Le Mesurier
14:00
Open All Hours
S02E01
Nurse Gladys Emmanuel’s washing-machine breaks down
14:40
Are You Being Served?
S09E06
Mrs Slocombe’s beloved cat goes missing
Mrs Slocombe’s beloved cat goes missing, so she turns to Mr Humphries for support in her hour of need. Fearing the feline may never return, the staff buy her a kitten. John Inman and Mollie Sugden star
15:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S19E01
Compo volunteers to test Wesley’s heavy-duty sucker and blower
A friend’s lack of interest in life prompts Compo, never one to shy away from danger, to volunteer to test Wesley’s heavy-duty sucker and blower, which can only mean disaster. Roy Clarke’s comedy, with Bill Owen, Gordon Wharmby and Frank Thornton
16:00
Last of the Summer Wine
S19E02
Nora gets her hands on Compo
Nora gets her hands on Compo, with surprisingly therapeutic results, inspiring Truly and Clegg to lead him off the straight and narrow. Classic comedy, starring Bill Owen, Peter Sallis, Kathy Staff and Frank Thornton
16:40
Dad’s Army
S04E04
Pike gets trapped in a minefield
Captain Mainwaring devises a cunning new way of foiling Hitler’s invasion plans – but it results in Pike getting tangled up in barbed wire on the beach in the middle of a minefield during manoeuvres. Comedy first aired in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe, Ian Lavender and John Le Mesurier
17:20
The Green Green Grass
S02E05
The family awaits the arrival of Tyler’s French exchange student
Tyler is left cold by all the kerfuffle as the family awaits the arrival of his French exchange student. He even considers getting engaged to Beth in a bid to get out of paying a return visit to France. However, the guest’s eventual arrival causes a stir all round. John Challis and Sue Holderness star
18:00
Are You Being Served?
S09E06
Mrs Slocombe’s beloved cat goes missing
Mrs Slocombe’s beloved cat goes missing, so she turns to Mr Humphries for support in her hour of need. Fearing the feline may never return, the staff buy her a kitten. John Inman and Mollie Sugden star
18:40
Dad’s Army
S04E04
Pike gets trapped in a minefield
Captain Mainwaring devises a cunning new way of foiling Hitler’s invasion plans – but it results in Pike getting tangled up in barbed wire on the beach in the middle of a minefield during manoeuvres. Comedy first aired in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe, Ian Lavender and John Le Mesurier
19:20
Dad’s Army
S04E05
Walker is accused of treason
Walker is accused of being a fifth columnist for smuggling Italian PoWs out of camp at night, but he claims to be patriotically furthering the war effort – while lining his own pockets at the same time. Comedy first broadcast in 1970, starring Arthur Lowe and James Beck
20:00
Blackadder The Third
S03E01
The new prime minister plots to bankrupt the Prince Regent
Devious royal butler Edmund Blackadder steps in to foil a plan by new prime minister Pitt the Younger to bankrupt his master the Prince Regent – but as usual his intentions are not particularly honourable. Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie and Tony Robinson star
20:40
Blackadder The Third
S03E02
Edmund falls foul of Dr Johnson. Guest starring Robbie Coltrane
Dr Johnson seeks Prince George’s support in publishing his new dictionary, but brainless Baldrick burns the only copy. Edmund sets out to save the English language by rewriting the great man’s masterpiece – but he has only one night to complete it. Comedy, guest starring Robbie Coltrane, with Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson and Hugh Laurie
21:20
Miranda
S02E04
Stevie and Miranda compete for the attention of a new friend
Stevie and Miranda compete for the attention of waitress Tamara, hoping to prove they are better friend material, but soon realise that trying to keep up with a twentysomething is surprisingly tiring. The duo are offended when their new acquaintance assumes they are in their forties, and set about proving their youthfulness
22:00
Not Going Out
S04E06
Lee imagines a perfect life with Lucy
Lee imagines having the perfect life with Lucy, but the reality may not be good enough to match up to his dreams. Comedy, guest starring Bobby Ball, with Lee Mack, Tim Vine, Sally Bretton and Katy Wix
22:40
Live at the Apollo
S05E04
With Rhod Gilbert and John Bishop
Comedian Rhod Gilbert hosts the stand-up show at London’s Hammersmith Apollo, welcoming Liverpudlian John Bishop as his guest, with both comics sharing their light-hearted views on modern life
23:40
Upstart Crow
S03E06
The day of Will’s son Hamnet’s confirmation is approaching
The day of Will’s son Hamnet’s confirmation is approaching, but Will faces a dilemma when it turns out to be on the same night of the first-ever London Theatre Awards, and he thinks he may be in with a chance of a prize. Contemplating the idea of attending the awards, Will faces another dilemma, who is going to be his plus one?
00:20
This Time with Alan Partridge
S02E05
The broadcaster takes to the skies with a flight in a spitfire
The broadcaster takes to the skies with a flight in a spitfire, while This Time co-presenter Jennie comes face to face with her online troll. Plus, new band Cayman perform live on their show. Comedy, starring Steve Coogan, Susannah Fielding, Felicity Montagu and Tim Key
01:00
This Time with Alan Partridge
S02E06
A member of the royal family is welcomed to the studio
A special regal edition sees a member of the royal family welcomed to the studio. But can Alan maintain his dignity in the face of a career-defining setback? Comedy, starring Steve Coogan, Susannah Fielding, Felicity Montagu and Tim Key
01:40
Miranda
S02E04
Stevie and Miranda compete for the attention of a new friend
Stevie and Miranda compete for the attention of waitress Tamara, hoping to prove they are better friend material, but soon realise that trying to keep up with a twentysomething is surprisingly tiring. The duo are offended when their new acquaintance assumes they are in their forties, and set about proving their youthfulness
02:25
Not Going Out
S04E06
Lee imagines a perfect life with Lucy
Lee imagines having the perfect life with Lucy, but the reality may not be good enough to match up to his dreams. Comedy, guest starring Bobby Ball, with Lee Mack, Tim Vine, Sally Bretton and Katy Wix
02:55
Live at the Apollo
S05E04
With Rhod Gilbert and John Bishop
Comedian Rhod Gilbert hosts the stand-up show at London’s Hammersmith Apollo, welcoming Liverpudlian John Bishop as his guest, with both comics sharing their light-hearted views on modern life
