What’s On Channel 4 Today Saturday 25 March 2023
A full run down of everything airing on Channel 4 today.
06:20
3rd Rock from the Sun
S02E01
Part two of three. Dick resumes his battle with Evil Dick
Part two of three. Dick escapes from captivity and resumes his battle with Evil Dick, in a bid to stop his plan to impregnate all women in Ohio. Sci-fi comedy, guest starring Dennis Rodman, with John Lithgow and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
06:45
3rd Rock from the Sun
S02E02
Part three of three. Dick escapes from the basement
Part three of three. Dick manages to escape from the basement and overpowers the Evil Dick, who is escorted back to his planet by a fellow alien – former NBA star Dennis Rodman. Sci-fi comedy, starring John Lithgow and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
07:10
Everybody Loves Raymond
S03E13
Ray makes a shocking discovery
Ray is shocked to discover his father let him win a game of table tennis when he was 12, and indignantly demands a rematch, determined to secure a legitimate victory this time. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Peter Boyle and Patricia Heaton
07:40
Everybody Loves Raymond
S03E14
Marie spurns Ray
Marie is angry to learn Ray threw a party in her house 20 years previously, and responds by spurning him in favour of Robert. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Doris Roberts and Brad Garrett
08:10
Everybody Loves Raymond
S03E16
Frank is named Man of the Year at his lodge
08:40
The Simpsons
S05E08
Homer and Bart go rafting
Bart joins an organisation called the Junior Campers and asks Homer to come on a father-son rafting expedition. Unfortunately, the pair soon find themselves adrift on the open sea – with only Ned Flanders and his children for company. With the voice of Ernest Borgnine
09:10
The Simpsons
S05E10
Mr Burns opens a casino
Mr Burns decides to open a casino in Springfield, and it is not before long Marge is bitten by the gambling bug – much to the dismay of her family. Animated comedy, with the guest voices of Gerry Cooney and Robert Goulet
09:40
The Simpsons
S05E11
A cat burglar puts Springfield in a panic
A mysterious cat burglar ransacks the Simpson household, making off with Lisa’s saxophone. Homer becomes the leader of a neighbourhood watch scheme to find the miscreant – but soon lets the power go to his head. Featuring the guest voice of Sam Neill
10:05
The Simpsons
S05E12
Bart gets a job working for Krusty
Bart lands a job as assistant to his idol Krusty the Clown and even gets to say his own catchphrase in front of the cameras, winning instant celebrity status. Featuring the guest voice of TV host Conan O’Brien
10:35
The Adventures of Tintin
Animated adventure, with the voice of Jamie Bell
2011 – Adventure, Animation, Mystery
A reporter’s purchase of a model ship brings him under threat from a ruthless criminal, as it is one of a series of clues to the location of the real vessel, which holds a pirate’s lost treasure. He sets off on a globetrotting quest to find it, assisted by a drunken sea captain, two bumbling detectives and his faithful dog. Steven Spielberg’s animated adventure based on Herge’s comic-strip series, with the voices of Jamie Bell, Andy Serkis and Daniel Craig
12:45
Live Betfred Super League Rugby
Leeds Rhinos v Catalans Dragons (Kick-off 1.00pm)
Leeds Rhinos v Catalans Dragons (Kick-off 1.00pm). Adam Hills and Helen Skelton present all the action from the match in the sixth round of fixtures, held at Headingley Stadium. The sides last met in last season’s Eliminators, when Leeds recorded a 20-10 away win en route to reaching the Grand Final, where they were eventually defeated by St Helens. With analysis from Sam Tomkins, Danika Priim and Kyle Amor
15:15
Four in a Bed
S2022E26
The competition kicks off at the Trap Inn in Broomhill, Northumberland
15:45
Four in a Bed
S2022E27
The B&B rivals spend the night at the Newholme Hotel in Blackpool
The B&B rivals spend the night at the Newholme Hotel in Blackpool, where married couple Nigel Dixon and Damian Bailey hope their combination of budget prices with high-end touches will prove popular. However, Meg and Yvonne find an unwelcome surprise in the loo, and conversations in the afternoon shine a light on some growing tensions
16:15
Four in a Bed
S2022E28
The rivals stay at Portsonachan Hotel & Lodges in Argyll and Bute
16:45
Four in a Bed
S2022E29
The final visit is to Lamlash Bay Hotel on the Isle of Arran
The final visit is to Lamlash Bay Hotel on the Isle of Arran, owned by Meg El Adm. As former cabin crew, Meg hopes her customer service will help her to fly the winner’s plaque home. The guests are pleased with the panoramic view and tantalised by the tasteful touches. That evening, over drinks, Nyoami and Joe question if the group will still be friends after the payments have been revealed. When it comes to the guests’ reviews, a follicle failure puts an end to faultless feedback for the hosts
17:15
Four in a Bed
S2022E30
The guests rifle through the week’s feedback
The guests rifle through the feedback, from Meg and Yvonne’s lavatory let-down to Nyoami’s fiddled French toast. Meanwhile, Meg wants to know why her tea tray wasn’t everyone’s cup of tea. After the hosts have debated their differences, the payments are revealed and the week’s winner is announced
17:45
Chateau DIY
Julia renovates a new bridal bedroom
While renovating a new bridal bedroom, Julia battles cracked plaster and expensive surprises. Anna and Edward get creative with the candles left over from weddings in a bid to save money. At Chateau Gioux, Debbie and Nigel bring new life to an old piano by creating a vibrant gin bar
18:15
Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather
18:45
Devon and Cornwall
Compilation of highlights from previous series
Compilation of highlights from previous series. High up on Dartmoor, shepherds Steve and Crispin Alford ride their horses out to gather their sheep for a speed shearing competition. In Looe, on the south coast of Cornwall, the whole community is gearing up for one of the biggest events of the year – the one-mile wild swim from St George’s Island back to the town beach
19:30
Bettany Hughes’ Treasures of the World
S02E06
Bettany explores mountainous Albania
Bettany explores mountainous Albania, and journeys to epic fortress towns, breath-taking archaeological sites and encounters a richly diverse history and culture. She visits the ancient city of Butrint, meets remote communities in the spectacular Albanian Alps, and goes underground to the secret bunker of former communist dictator Enver Hoxha
20:30
Fortress Britain with Alice Roberts
S01E01
The story of Britain’s obsession with invasion through history
The historian explores the story of Britain’s obsession with invasion through history, joined by Professor Danielle George and Dr Onyeka Nubia. The first episode examines the surviving traces of Henry VIII’s fear of invasion from Catholic Europe. Alice gets her hands on a vast hoard of Tudor coins and a 500-year-old jousting scorecard, as she learns how Henry’s greed and ambition led him to bankrupt the nation and lay the foundations for the modern secret service
21:30
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
2003 – Action, Thriller, Science Fiction
John Connor finds his destiny to lead the human race in a future war is catching up with him when an advanced new Terminator in female form is sent back in time to eliminate him. However, a reprogrammed cyborg has also been dispatched to act as his protector. Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Claire Danes and Kristanna Loken
23:35
Mission: Impossible III
Action thriller sequel, starring Tom Cruise
2006 – Adventure, Action, Thriller
Former secret agent Ethan Hunt is called out of retirement when an ex-trainee is taken hostage by a ruthless arms dealer, but when the rescue operation goes wrong, the villain decides to target Hunt’s fiancee. Action thriller sequel directed by JJ Abrams, starring Tom Cruise, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Michelle Monaghan, Ving Rhames and Simon Pegg
03:00
Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
S02E02
Gordon Ramsay helps a French bistro in New Jersey
Fiery chef Gordon Ramsay comes to the aid of the owners of Hannah & Mason’s, a French bistro in Cranbury, New Jersey. Members of staff complain their pay cheques bounce, and the kitchen cooler is so unhygienic that Gordon makes the decision to close the restaurant on Valentine’s Day – the busiest night of the year
03:50
Hollyoaks Omnibus
A devastating abduction on Mother’s Day causes widespread panic throughout the villag
