What’s On GOLD
Today Saturday 25 February 2023
A full run down of everything airing on GOLD
today.
06:00
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:00
The Green Green Grass
S02E04
Beth and Tyler become vegetarians
Beth and Tyler announce they have become vegetarians and set off to Ludlow races to protest about the treatment of animals. Meanwhile, Jed’s scarecrow in the barn is mistaken for a human body, and Marlene enrols on a mail-order reiki healing course as part of a plan to create a massage parlour and beauty salon at the farm
07:30
Ever Decreasing Circles
S04E06
Hilda thinks Ann is having an affair. First shown in 1987
08:05
Citizen Khan
S05E01
Mr Khan makes an exhibition of himself at Edgbaston cricket ground
Mr Khan is made to sleep in the car after forgetting his wedding anniversary, and his mission to make amends leads him into further trouble at Edgbaston cricket ground. His boast to Dave that he knows local boy Moeen Ali backfires when Amjad suggests he could get the famous England all-rounder to make a celebrity appearance at the fundraiser that Mrs Khan and Shazia are helping organise. Guest starring Mayor of London Sadiq Khan, Test Match Special’s Jonathan Agnew and former England cricket captain Michael Vaughan
08:40
Citizen Khan
S05E02
Mr Khan buys a drone camera to keep an eye on the local neighbourhood
Mr Khan buys a drone camera to keep an eye on the local neighbourhood and finds out that his grandson Mo is being bullied at nursery. However, when he decides to take Amjad in hand and teach him how to be a better dad, he gets a lot more than he bargained for during a trip to the local pool and later when re-enacting a scene from gangster drama Peaky Blinders. Meanwhile, Shazia and Amjad are getting ready to go on their first family holiday together, except Mrs Khan thinks she’s going along too
09:20
Still Open All Hours
S02E05
A bridegroom has cold feet
The neighbourhood prepares for a wedding, and Granville gets into the spirit of things by putting up a large display to bring a bit of cheeriness to his shop window. However, the reluctant groom has cold feet, and it falls to the miserly shopkeeper to ensure he makes it to the church on time. The marital atmosphere also has a marked effect on Mrs Featherstone, who steps up her search for a fourth husband – with Granville and Mr Newbold finding themselves likely candidates to be the next lucky man
10:00
Only Fools and Horses
S09E01
The Trotters lose their millions. Christmas special from 2001
Five years after finally achieving their lifelong dream of becoming millionaires, the Trotter brothers jet off to Monte Carlo with their wives and little Damien – but another dodgy deal by Del sees them scarpering back home and straight to the bankruptcy court. As the despondent duo come to terms with losing their fortune, they receive shocking news about Uncle Albert. Christmas special from 2001
11:35
Only Fools and Horses
S07E01
Del grabs an opportunity to make a quick profit
Del seizes a rare opportunity to make a quick profit and bring Trotters Independent Traders into the hi-tech world of satellite communications. Meanwhile, Rodney plunges to the depths of despair as his marriage continues to deteriorate. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
12:45
Only Fools and Horses
S07E02
Raquel is offered an audition
An audition gives Raquel the chance of a lifetime – and perhaps more importantly, an excuse to get out of Nelson Mandela House. Del-Boy is as excited as she is about the prospect, but only because he sees himself as the man behind her rapid rise to stardom. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Tessa Peake-Jones
13:50
Only Fools and Horses
S07E03
Del becomes a showbiz manager
Del becomes a showbiz entrepreneur after discovering a sensational Tom Jones-style singer at a local club. Teaming him up with Raquel, he wastes no time in booking the duo at a birthday party for the elderly mother of a local hoodlum – but it soon becomes clear his new signing is not everything he is cracked up to be. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Tessa Peake-Jones, with a guest appearance by Philip Pope
14:55
Only Fools and Horses
S09E01
The Trotters lose their millions. Christmas special from 2001
Five years after finally achieving their lifelong dream of becoming millionaires, the Trotter brothers jet off to Monte Carlo with their wives and little Damien – but another dodgy deal by Del sees them scarpering back home and straight to the bankruptcy court. As the despondent duo come to terms with losing their fortune, they receive shocking news about Uncle Albert. Christmas special from 2001
16:25
Only Fools and Horses
S07E01
Del grabs an opportunity to make a quick profit
Del seizes a rare opportunity to make a quick profit and bring Trotters Independent Traders into the hi-tech world of satellite communications. Meanwhile, Rodney plunges to the depths of despair as his marriage continues to deteriorate. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
17:35
Only Fools and Horses
S07E02
Raquel is offered an audition
An audition gives Raquel the chance of a lifetime – and perhaps more importantly, an excuse to get out of Nelson Mandela House. Del-Boy is as excited as she is about the prospect, but only because he sees himself as the man behind her rapid rise to stardom. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Tessa Peake-Jones
18:40
Only Fools and Horses
S07E03
Del becomes a showbiz manager
Del becomes a showbiz entrepreneur after discovering a sensational Tom Jones-style singer at a local club. Teaming him up with Raquel, he wastes no time in booking the duo at a birthday party for the elderly mother of a local hoodlum – but it soon becomes clear his new signing is not everything he is cracked up to be. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Tessa Peake-Jones, with a guest appearance by Philip Pope
19:45
Only Fools and Horses
S07E04
Del is invited to a school reunion
Del is invited to a school reunion at the Nag’s Head organised by old adversary Roy Slater (Jim Broadbent), who has recently been released from prison and claims to have turned over a new leaf. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Tessa Peake-Jones
20:55
Only Fools and Horses
S07E05
Uncle Albert is mugged
Uncle Albert falls victim to muggers, so Del-Boy resolves to take the law into his own hands, while Rodney becomes a director in Trotters Independent Traders – and his first job is to give the car a good clean. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
22:00
The Vicar of Dibley
S03E03
Alice and Hugo’s baby is christened
Alice and Hugo’s baby is christened. The godparents are chosen, the Bishop of Mulberry officiates, and David asks Geraldine to marry him. She consents to his proposal – until sense prevails. Comedy, guest starring Sean Bean, with Dawn French, Gary Waldhorn, James Fleet and Emma Chambers
22:55
The Vicar of Dibley
S03E04
The village suffers a water shortage
A summer water shortage presents problems for the locals, especially Alice, whose lack of clean clothes forces her to wear a Wonder Woman outfit instead. The parched residents soon see events turned on their head as the water company offers to resolve the problem by flooding the village to create a reservoir
23:50
Coupling
S02E07
Sally pretends to be Patrick’s wife
Jane is smitten with a stranger she meets in a bar, while Patrick gets into intense competition with a work colleague and begs Sally to pretend to be his wife for the night. Jack Davenport and Gina Bellman star
00:30
Coupling
S02E08
Jeff worries about his pulling technique
Jeff worries about his conversational abilities with members of the opposite sex, while Julia and Susan debate the pros and cons of kissing a junior member of staff. Comedy about the tangled love lives of a group of friends, starring Jack Davenport
01:10
Coupling
S02E09
Steve and Susan’s relationship founders
Steve stupidly swaps phone numbers with a girl he chatted to in a bar _ then panics at the thought that she may actually call him, and starts answering the phone in a fake Australian accent in a bid to disguise his identity. Comedy about the tangled love lives of a group of friends, starring Jack Davenport and Sarah Alexander
01:50
The Vicar of Dibley
S03E03
Alice and Hugo’s baby is christened
Alice and Hugo’s baby is christened. The godparents are chosen, the Bishop of Mulberry officiates, and David asks Geraldine to marry him. She consents to his proposal – until sense prevails. Comedy, guest starring Sean Bean, with Dawn French, Gary Waldhorn, James Fleet and Emma Chambers
02:30
The Vicar of Dibley
S03E04
The village suffers a water shortage
A summer water shortage presents problems for the locals, especially Alice, whose lack of clean clothes forces her to wear a Wonder Woman outfit instead. The parched residents soon see events turned on their head as the water company offers to resolve the problem by flooding the village to create a reservoir
03:25
The Rebel
S02E04
Charles’ ex-wife is arrested for possession of drugs
