What’s On GOLD
Today Saturday 21 January 2023
A full run down of everything airing on GOLD
today.
06:00
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:30
Citizen Khan
S03E03
Mr Khan becomes a house husband
Mrs Khan takes on more shifts at the supermarket, leaving her husband in charge of the house – and in his new role, he introduces strict rules and even sends his younger daughter to London for work experience at a mosque. Never one to miss out on a bargain, he then abuses his wife’s staff discount card and starts selling nappies to his neighbours at a healthy profit. But when Alia returns from the capital with his domineering sister-in-law Aunty Noor, it looks like his dodgy scam is in danger of being exposed to Mrs Khan. Nina Wadia guest stars in the sitcom, with Adil Ray and Shobu Kapoor
08:00
Citizen Khan
S03E04
Mr Khan tries to wangle an invitation to meet Prince Charles
Mrs Khan announces she is running a stall at the city farm to promote the supermarket’s new organic range, but her husband couldn’t be less interested. He wants to know why he, of all people, hasn’t been invited to a royal reception in Birmingham being attended by none other than Prince Charles. But then he hears His Royal Highness may be dropping in to the city farm, and he sees his chance – only to discover he still won’t get anywhere near the future king unless he can impress the formidable head of the welcoming committee, Marina Fairchild (Belinda Lang, 2point4 Children)
08:40
Only Fools and Horses
S06E01
Del-Boy becomes a yuppie
Del-Boy becomes a yuppie, complete with red braces, Filofax and chrome briefcase. Meanwhile, Rodney begins attending a computer course at night school, where he meets Cassandra. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
09:45
Only Fools and Horses
S06E02
Del faces an explosive situation
Dodgy dealer Del gets his hands on a consignment of self-inflating rubber dolls, which turn out to be filled with explosive gas. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
10:55
Only Fools and Horses
S06E03
Del lands the deal of his life
A retired jeweller offers Del-Boy the deal of a lifetime – then suddenly has a heart attack and gets taken to hospital with a briefcase containing 250 cut-price gold necklaces still chained to his wrist. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
12:05
Only Fools and Horses
S06E04
Rodney wins a holiday in Majorca
Del enters one of Rodney’s old paintings in a competition and is over the moon when he wins a holiday for three at a five-star hotel in Majorca. Soon after, the Trotter brothers and Cassandra arrive at Palma Airport – but Del-Boy reveals there is a slight snag. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Gwyneth Strong
13:15
Only Fools and Horses
S06E05
Del visits the doctor
Del’s beloved mum apparently makes contact during a seance at the Nag’s Head, inspiring him to visit the doctor to seek treatment for stomach cramps. Admitted to hospital for tests, he fears there is something seriously wrong with him – but a bacon sandwich and an alcoholic drink smuggled in by Rodney soon put the smile back on his face. Comedy, with David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
14:30
Only Fools and Horses
S06E06
Rodney ties the knot with Cassandra
Rodney ties the knot with Cassandra, but Del has more on his mind than best man duties as the dreaded Driscoll brothers arrive at the Nag’s Head baying for his blood over some stolen mobile phones. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Gwyneth Strong
15:40
Hancock: Very Nearly An Armful
Jack Dee hosts a retrospective documentary celebrating the work of Tony Hancock
17:40
Hancock’s Half Hour
S05E04
Tony is selected for jury duty
18:20
Hancock’s Half Hour
S07E05
Hancock decides to donate blood but is aghast to find out how much he has to give
19:00
Only Fools and Horses
S06E01
Del-Boy becomes a yuppie
Del-Boy becomes a yuppie, complete with red braces, Filofax and chrome briefcase. Meanwhile, Rodney begins attending a computer course at night school, where he meets Cassandra. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
20:00
Only Fools and Horses
S06E02
Del faces an explosive situation
Dodgy dealer Del gets his hands on a consignment of self-inflating rubber dolls, which turn out to be filled with explosive gas. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
21:05
Only Fools and Horses
S06E03
Del lands the deal of his life
A retired jeweller offers Del-Boy the deal of a lifetime – then suddenly has a heart attack and gets taken to hospital with a briefcase containing 250 cut-price gold necklaces still chained to his wrist. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
22:10
The Vicar of Dibley
S01E03
Featuring a guest appearance by Kylie Minogue
Geraldine is keen to find a celebrity to open the autumn fair in style – and Alice inadvertently comes up with the ideal candidate by letting slip she is related to one Reg Dwight – AKA Elton John. Comedy, starring Dawn French, and Emma Chambers with a guest appearance by Kylie Minogue. First shown in 1994
22:50
The Vicar of Dibley
S01E04
Geraldine tries her hand at fundraising
A violent storm destroys St Barnabas’s stained glass window, and Geraldine is put in charge of raising funds to replace it – but the others are unsure whether any of her outlandish ideas will actually work. Comedy, starring Dawn French, Gary Waldhorn, James Fleet, Emma Chambers and Liz Smith
23:30
The Real McCoy
S02E04
00:20
The Real McCoy
S02E05
01:00
The Real McCoy
S02E06
01:40
French and Saunders
S03E01
Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders kick off their 1990 series with a Sound of Music spoof
Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders kick off their 1990 series with a Sound of Music spoof, an Abba video that never was and a profile of ‘Star Pets’.
02:15
French and Saunders
S03E02
A spoof of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
The comedy duo appear in a spoof of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? Plus, Dawn’s Dosh Spot, Star Test and a moment with the editors of Womanly World magazine
03:00
The Fosters
S01E08
Sonny Foster attracts the attention of a patron who offers him his own studio
03:25
The Fosters
S01E09
A door-to-door salesman offers the Fosters the ‘History of the Black People’ in 10 volumes
