What’s On GOLD
Today Sunday 19 March 2023
A full run down of everything airing on GOLD
today.
06:00
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:00
Citizen Khan
S05E06
Mr Khan and Dave organise rival Muslim days at the community centre
Mr Khan and Dave are organising rival Muslim days at the community centre, and while Dave has opted to highlight the importance of women in Islam, Mr Khan is convinced his fun day with a bouncy mosque and `pin the beard on the imam” stall will be far more popular. There’s just one problem – he is forced to bring his stroppy niece with him, and there is a VIP guest he is desperate to impress. Adil Ray and Matthew Cottle star, with a guest appearance from Baroness Warsi
07:40
Ever Decreasing Circles
S04E07
Martin’s work space is cut in half
08:20
Only Fools and Horses
S01E03
Del discovers a statue of a Hindu god
Del gets his hands on a statue of a Hindu god – which plunges him into the middle of an age-old feud between rival families. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
09:00
Only Fools and Horses
S01E04
One of Del’s old flames turns up out of the blue
One of Del’s old flames turns up out of the blue, so Rodney and Grandad resolve to extinguish any passion that might still be smouldering in the Peckham wide boy’s heart. Vintage comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
09:40
Only Fools and Horses
S01E05
Del enters the tourist trade
Del spots another sure-fire winner and decides to enter the highly profitable tourist trade – and with Rodney and Grandad backing him 100 per cent, he is sure his open-top bus tour initiative will be a massive success. Vintage comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
10:20
Only Fools and Horses
S01E06
The Trotters prepare for war
Del-Boy acquires three tons of lead sheeting, which turns out to be a DIY nuclear fallout shelter, so he, Rodney and Grandad collect their sleeping bags and food and have a practice run to make sure they will know what to do if the Russians attack
11:00
Only Fools and Horses
S02E01
Rodney falls for a policewoman
Rodney starts going out with a policewoman, much to the consternation of dodgy dealer Del-Boy, who is terrified that one wrong word from his little brother could see him banged up for five years. Vintage comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, David Jason and Lennard Pearce
11:40
Only Fools and Horses
S02E02
Del tries to sell a pair of antique urns
Del gets the chance to sell off a couple of antique urns – the only problem being that one of them contains the ashes of Trigger’s late grandfather. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Lennard Pearce and Roger Lloyd Pack
12:20
Only Fools and Horses
S02E03
Del gets the gambling habit
Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make his first million – much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who reckon he will end up gambling away all their worldly goods. Comedy with the wheeler-dealing Trotter family, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
13:00
Only Fools and Horses
S02E04
Rodney finds a girlfriend
Del-Boy cannot believe his ears when Rodney tells him he has found a girlfriend. The trouble is, the woman is old enough to be his mother – and to make matters worse, her husband is about to be released from prison
13:40
Only Fools and Horses
S02E05
Del decorates the local Chinese restaurant
Del jumps at the opportunity to decorate the local Chinese restaurant to make a quick profit, and the results are outstanding in more ways than one. Comedy, with David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
14:20
Only Fools and Horses
S02E06
The Trotters go on holiday
Del and Rodney reluctantly agree to let Grandad accompany them on their holiday abroad – a decision they come to regret. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
15:00
Only Fools and Horses
S02E07
Del starts a chandelier-cleaning business
After lending assistance to a wealthy woman in distress, Del seizes a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to improve his social standing by launching his own chandelier-cleaning business. As part of the venture, he ropes a reluctant Rodney and Grandad into helping him. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star
15:40
Only Fools and Horses
S02E01
Rodney falls for a policewoman
Rodney starts going out with a policewoman, much to the consternation of dodgy dealer Del-Boy, who is terrified that one wrong word from his little brother could see him banged up for five years. Vintage comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, David Jason and Lennard Pearce
16:20
Only Fools and Horses
S02E02
Del tries to sell a pair of antique urns
Del gets the chance to sell off a couple of antique urns – the only problem being that one of them contains the ashes of Trigger’s late grandfather. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Lennard Pearce and Roger Lloyd Pack
17:00
Only Fools and Horses
S02E03
Del gets the gambling habit
Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make his first million – much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who reckon he will end up gambling away all their worldly goods. Comedy with the wheeler-dealing Trotter family, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
17:40
Only Fools and Horses
S02E04
Rodney finds a girlfriend
Del-Boy cannot believe his ears when Rodney tells him he has found a girlfriend. The trouble is, the woman is old enough to be his mother – and to make matters worse, her husband is about to be released from prison
18:20
Only Fools and Horses
S02E05
Del decorates the local Chinese restaurant
Del jumps at the opportunity to decorate the local Chinese restaurant to make a quick profit, and the results are outstanding in more ways than one. Comedy, with David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
19:00
Only Fools and Horses
S02E06
The Trotters go on holiday
Del and Rodney reluctantly agree to let Grandad accompany them on their holiday abroad – a decision they come to regret. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
19:40
Only Fools and Horses
S02E07
Del starts a chandelier-cleaning business
After lending assistance to a wealthy woman in distress, Del seizes a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to improve his social standing by launching his own chandelier-cleaning business. As part of the venture, he ropes a reluctant Rodney and Grandad into helping him. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star
20:20
Dad’s Army
S05E09
Jones loses a £500 donation
Corporal Jones misplaces £500 donated by local shopkeepers to provide a new canteen for servicemen, so the platoon tries to help him remember what he did with it. Comedy first broadcast in 1972, starring Clive Dunn, John Le Mesurier and Arthur Lowe
21:00
The Vicar of Dibley
S03E01
Geraldine receives a surprise visitor
Geraldine’s hopes of romance are fuelled by a visit from David’s handsome brother, while the Hortons return from honeymoon with a souvenir they had not bargained for – Alice is pregnant. The only problem is, she doesn’t know it yet. Clerical comedy, starring Dawn French and Emma Chambers. From Christmas Eve 1999
21:55
The Vicar of Dibley
S03E02
Alice suggests an unconventional nativity play
Alice suggests an unconventional nativity play starring herself and Hugo as Mary and Joseph, and adds an extra touch of authenticity by going into labour mid-performance. The coincidence is so striking that she asks Geraldine whether she has given birth to the Son of God – even though her baby is a girl. Festive episode from 1999, starring Dawn French and Emma Chambers
22:50
Coupling
S04E03
Patrick tries to avoid staying with Sally
Patrick racks his brains for an excuse to avoid spending the night with Sally, convinced the only way he will get the requisite eight hours’ beauty sleep is by sloping off home at the first opportunity. Comedy, starring Ben Miles and Kate Isitt
23:30
Coupling
S04E04
Susan attends antenatal classes
Susan attends antenatal classes, but has a hard time convincing someone to go with her, Steve is haunted by his past and Sally seeks solace in a string quartet. Meanwhile, Jane and Oliver are determined to outdo each other. Comedy, starring Sarah Alexander
00:10
Coupling
S04E05
Patrick admits to sleeping with Jane
Oliver is pleased to learn that Jane is not put off by porn and dirty dishes covering his floor. Patrick admits to Oliver that he slept with her too, which unfortunately gets back to Sally. Meanwhile, Susan realises her stomach pains mean the baby is finally on its way
00:50
Coupling
S04E06
Steve receives an unexpected visitor
Steve anxiously awaits the birth of his child, and receives an unexpected visit from an old friend. Meanwhile, Jane discovers someone is trying to sneak into her flat, and a bizarre secret lurks in Patrick’s cupboard. Jack Davenport stars
01:30
Coupling
S04E03
Patrick tries to avoid staying with Sally
Patrick racks his brains for an excuse to avoid spending the night with Sally, convinced the only way he will get the requisite eight hours’ beauty sleep is by sloping off home at the first opportunity. Comedy, starring Ben Miles and Kate Isitt
02:05
Coupling
S04E04
Susan attends antenatal classes
Susan attends antenatal classes, but has a hard time convincing someone to go with her, Steve is haunted by his past and Sally seeks solace in a string quartet. Meanwhile, Jane and Oliver are determined to outdo each other. Comedy, starring Sarah Alexander
02:35
Coupling
S04E05
Patrick admits to sleeping with Jane
Oliver is pleased to learn that Jane is not put off by porn and dirty dishes covering his floor. Patrick admits to Oliver that he slept with her too, which unfortunately gets back to Sally. Meanwhile, Susan realises her stomach pains mean the baby is finally on its way
03:05
Coupling
S04E06
Steve receives an unexpected visitor
Steve anxiously awaits the birth of his child, and receives an unexpected visit from an old friend. Meanwhile, Jane discovers someone is trying to sneak into her flat, and a bizarre secret lurks in Patrick’s cupboard. Jack Davenport stars
