TV Guide Channel 4 Today Saturday 18 March 2023

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What’s On Channel 4 Today Saturday 18 March 2023

A full run down of everything airing on Channel 4 today.

3rd Rock from the Sun


Dick feels lonely without Dr Albright

Dr Albright leaves town for a short vacation, but Dick misses her so much that he and Tommy break into her apartment in search of clues to her whereabouts. Meanwhile, Sally visits the cosmetics counter of a department store to learn more about beauty secrets. Comedy, starring John Lithgow and Jane Curtin

3rd Rock from the Sun


Guest starring John Mahoney

An unpopular member of the faculty dies and Dick is asked to compose an honest eulogy, a task he embraces with his customary relish. Meanwhile, Tommy has serious girlfriend problems. Comedy, guest starring Frasier’s John Mahoney

3rd Rock from the Sun


Dick invites Dr Albright to dinner

Dick discovers Dr Albright has a brother and invites them both over for dinner – little realising the effect the man will have on Sally, who almost immediately wants to kill him. Comedy, starring John Lithgow, Kristen Johnston and Bronson Pinchot

The King of Queens


Doug and Carrie travel to the Caribbean

Doug and Carrie travel to the Caribbean, but their holiday in the sun is interrupted by a phone call from Arthur, who has a serious problem on his hands in the basement. Sitcom, starring Kevin James

The King of Queens


Doug asks his father for money

Doug asks his father for financial aid to help deal with the mould problem in his house. When he receives some paternal advice on saving for a rainy day, he starts to wonder where all his money goes – and decides Carrie’s wild spending is the problem. Comedy, starring Kevin James

The King of Queens


Carrie plies the Russian workers with vodka

The Russian workers are plied with an unending supply of vodka as Doug and Carrie encourage them to repair their house. American comedy, starring Leah Remini and Jerry Stiller

Everybody Loves Raymond


Marie and Frank go on a diet

Marie discovers she and Frank are not as fit as they thought, so she throws out all their junk food and persuades him to join her on a diet. However, this goes down badly with the rest of the family. Comedy, starring Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts

Everybody Loves Raymond


Robert’s new apartment makes Ray jealous

Ray keeps visiting Robert’s new apartment, which always seems to be swarming with pretty girls – until Debra puts in an appearance and curtails his enthusiasm. Ray Romano stars

Everybody Loves Raymond


The gift of a personalised toaster leaves Ray’s parents less than impressed

The spirit of Christmas is in short supply when Ray gives his parents a personalised toaster and they sneak off to exchange it for a coffee machine. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts

The Simpsons


Homer recalls his musical heyday

Homer recalls his musical heyday as a member of the Be Sharps barbershop quartet, when he performed for President Reagan along with Principal Skinner, Barney and Apu. Featuring the voices of David Crosby and George Harrison

The Simpsons


Mr Burns fights over his beloved teddy bear

Mr Burns sets out to be reunited with his beloved teddy bear, which he lost as a child. Unfortunately, it is now owned by Maggie, presenting Homer with an unenviable dilemma. Featuring the voices of the Ramones

The Simpsons


Marge and Homer buy Bart a guitar

Bart attends a rock concert with Milhouse, so Marge and Homer buy him a guitar to encourage his musical interests – but it is Otto who ends up calling the tune. Featuring the voices of Spinal Tap members Michael McKean and Christopher Guest

The Simpsons


Milhouse falls in love

Milhouse falls in love with a new girl at school and begins to spend all his time with her, so, in a bid to get his friend back, Bart decides to tell her strict Catholic father about the relationship

The Simpsons


Marge goes on a girls’ night out

Marge and rebellious new friend Ruth set off for a girls’ night out – but end up being pursued at high speed through the streets of Springfield by Chief Wiggum and a distraught Homer

The Simpsons


Homer and Marge seek a better life

Homer and Marge buy a self-help video to improve their lives – but make the mistake of enlisting Bart and Lisa’s assistance. Featuring the voices of James Brown and Albert Brooks

Four in a Bed


The first destination is North Kingsfield Holiday Cottages in East Yorkshire

Four in a Bed


Crackin’ View Guest House in Northumberland is the second stop

The second visit of the week is to Crackin’ View Guest House in Northumberland. Owners Steve and Maria Turnbull reckon their scenic vista and homespun appeal will pip their rivals to the post

Four in a Bed


The rivals arrive at the Domo Boutique Hotel in Oldbury near Birmingham

The rivals arrive at the Domo Boutique Hotel in Oldbury near Birmingham, where owner Ali expects his luxury lodgings to wow his fellow competitors. Helen and Lauren are dazzled by the decor, but a caffeine conundrum leads to some trouble brewing

Four in a Bed


The guest house owners convene at the Crown Inn in Gayton, Norfolk

The guest house owners convene at the Crown Inn in Gayton, Norfolk, where owners Lisa and Neil Staples hope their historic setting and boutique-style rooms will garner praise. Once they’ve checked in, Helen and Lauren make a critical observation about the cleanliness of the windows, while Ali and Serge are left feeling exposed in the bathroom. On a buggy ride across a wildlife reserve, the rivalry spills over into some raucous racing – but at drinks, it’s Neil’s chat-up lines that veer off track

Four in a Bed


The hosts reconvene to discover what they’ve been paid

The hosts meet one last time to settle scores and discover what they’ve been paid. First up is Helen Milner, and her daughter Lauren, but although they asked one pair to close off their curtain comments, it’s a surprising set of payments which leave them open-mouthed. Another host addresses why his guests weren’t full of beans – only for one pair to express some strong opinions about his breakfast. Off-colour feedback about one B&B’s bedding leads to more frank exchanges. The guests’ dramatic discoveries surface, before the payments are revealed and the winner is finally announced

The Karate Kid

Martial arts drama, with Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan
2010 – Action, Adventure, Drama, Family

Movie: The Karate Kid -

An American youngster goes to live in China with his mother, where he becomes an outsider and falls foul of the local bullies. He receives help from the kindly school caretaker, who turns out to be a kung fu master and offers to train the boy to defend himself. Martial arts drama, with Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan

Channel 4 News

Including sport and weather

Bettany Hughes’ Treasures of the World


Historical artefacts from around the world

In Turkey, Bettany visits the underground cave cities of Cappadocia and the 10,000-year-old temple and settlement at Göbeklitepe. In the east of the country, she visits Urfa, one of the most significant pilgrimage cities of the Middle East, believed by some to be the birthplace of the Biblical figure Abraham, and hikes up to Mount Nemrut, the highest open-air museum in the world

Edward VIII: Britain’s Traitor King

Evidence that Edward VIII may have collaborated with the Nazis

Documentary exploring evidence that Edward VIII may have collaborated with the Nazis following his abdication in 1936, as well as the establishment cover-up of his loyalties that occurred following the war. Historians examine the possibility that the former king may have passed information to known spies and been complicit in a plot to reinstate him to the throne in the event of Britain being successfully occupied

Formula 1 Saudi Arabian Grand Prix Qualifying Highlights

Action from Jeddah Corniche Circuit

Lee McKenzie presents action from the battle for pole in the second round of the campaign, held at Jeddah Corniche Circuit. Last year’s qualifying was dominated by Red Bull and Ferrari, with Sergio Perez and Max Verstappen taking the first and fourth spots on the grid for the former, and Charles Leclerc and Carlos Sainz Jr second and third fastest for the latter. With analysis from David Coulthard and Billy Monger


Second World War drama, starring Ed Skrein
2019 – War, History, Action, Drama

Movie: Midway -

The story of the Battle of Midway, a clash between the American fleet and the Imperial Japanese Navy, which marked a pivotal turning point in the Pacific Theatre during the Second World War. When US intelligence intercepts messages detailing a Japanese attack on an unnamed location, it becomes a race against time to both figure out where will be hit next and how to prepare for an impending battle. Roland Emmerich’s drama, starring Ed Skrein, Patrick Wilson, Woody Harrelson and Luke Evans

Patriots Day

Fact-based drama, starring Mark Wahlberg
2016 – Action, Crime, Drama, History, Thriller

Movie: Patriots Day - 2019

A police sergeant appointed to security duty for the 2013 Boston marathon gets caught up in the aftermath of the bombing. He is drawn into the FBI investigation into the attack, and joins survivors, first responders and investigators in a race against the clock to hunt down the bombers before they flee the city. Fact-based drama, starring Mark Wahlberg, Michelle Monaghan, JK Simmons, Kevin Bacon and John Goodman

Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA


Gordon Ramsay visits an Italian restaurant in Michigan

The chef heads to family owned Italian restaurant Giuseppi’s in Macomb Township, Michigan. Father and son Joe and Sam Borgia’s constant fighting is driving customers away, and Gordon discovers one of the restaurateurs is concealing a serious health problem. Nevertheless, he sets about rescuing them from disaster and turning around the failing business


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