What’s On Channel 5 Today Wednesday 17 May 2023
A full run down of everything airing on Channel 5 today.
03:00
Good Girls’ Guide to Kinky Sex
S01E01
People look for creative ways to improve their sex lives
Three self-confessed `good girls” and their partners – held back by a fear of being adventurous in the bedroom – look for creative ways to improve their sex lives. Over the course of six weeks, each couple will attempt 18 kinky sex challenges they have never tried before, from food play and dressing up to vibrators and handcuffs, to see if they will be inspired
03:45
GPs: Behind Closed Doors
S07E16
Patients who have already sought help for their problems online
The doctors treat a number of patients who have already sought help for their problems online. A health app has recommended that Maryam, who is experiencing dizzy spells and bloating, should be screened for irritable bowel syndrome, while Paul says that Google has told him his sleeping difficulties and loud snoring are caused by sleep apnoea. Depression sufferer Tina returns to the surgery for advice from Dr Wyne
04:30
Wildlife SOS
S01E08
The work of an animal sanctuary
04:55
House Doctor
S06E08
A cottage with too many personal touches
Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton tackle a cottage in Kirk Merrington, Co Durham, that has been on the market for eight months. The property is full of items that remind the owner of her late husband, and interior design expert Ann declares that they are the main problem as no prospective buyers can imagine making the place their own
05:20
Milkshake! Monkey’s Amazing Adventures
S01E11
The inquisitive puppet investigates shadows
05:30
Pip and Posy
S01E42
The pair play against Frankie and Zac in a football match
05:35
Paw Patrol
S04E07
Sweetie steals the princess’s crown
06:00
Peppa Pig
S05E12
Peppa and her friends have to build castles and bring them into playgroup
06:05
Peppa Pig
S05E13
Police officers visit the school
06:10
Peppa Pig
S05E14
George and Peppa lose some of Mummy Pig’s new book
06:15
Blue’s Clues & You
S01E04
Josh goes on a note finding quest
06:40
Oggy Oggy
S01E18
Encouraged by his friends, Oggy Oggy performs as an acrobat
06:45
Odo
S01E20
The owl is paired with Leonardo to make a sculpture
06:55
Fireman Sam
S12E03
Bronwyn arranges a welcome party for Malcolm
07:05
Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go!
Diesel and Kenji decide to switch jobs
07:15
Sesame Street Mecha Builders
S01E12
Children’s animation
07:30
Peppa Pig
S03E22
Grandpa Pig does not understand the children’s rules
07:35
Peppa Pig
S01E14
The piglet flies a kite
07:40
Paw Patrol
S07E26
Uncle Otis installs a Smart Home 3000
08:00
Pip and Posy
S02E07
Pip, Posy, and Jamila are playing a Bug Race board game when Zac challenges them to a race
08:10
The Adventures of Paddington
S02E38
Paddington has a fall and loses his climbing confidence
08:25
Paw Patrol
Adventure following a squad of six heroic puppies
08:40
Kangaroo Beach
S01E24
Pounce falls in the lagoon and gets covered in seaweed
08:50
Milo
S01E50
Lofty, Milo and Lark join Heidi to dig up dinosaur bones
09:00
Peppa Pig
S01E24
Peppa enters a treasure hunt
09:10
Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go!
Thomas and Diesel learn the importance of rest
09:15
Jeremy Vine
S2023E98
The broadcaster discusses the issues of the day
11:15
Storm Huntley
S2023E03
Debate on the day’s talking points continues
12:15
Alexis Conran
S2023E03
Important stories of the day
13:45
Home and Away
Bree tells Remi that she is pregnant, while Felicity and Tane decide to get married
14:15
Killer in the Attic
Drama, starring Vivica A Fox
2021
A single working mother and her teenage daughter rent a beautiful house from a friendly estate agent. However, after they move in, strange noises and occurrences cause them to suspect that someone else is living on their property. Drama, starring Vivica A Fox and Andres Londono
16:00
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
S06E05
Cameras focus on Jan, who moved to Andalucia 17 years ago
Cameras focus on Jan and her son Glen. She moved to Saydo in Andalucia 17 years ago with her husband Ken, who passed away over the summer. To celebrate Ken’s love of a good knees-up, Glen’s putting on the biggest party Saydo’s ever seen. Plus, a look at Benalmadena, where Laura and Phil, together with six of their friends back in the UK, have bought two bars. John Thomson narrates
18:00
Eggheads
S24E26
Moore’s Muppets take on the experts
18:30
Eggheads
S24E28
Border Raiders take on the regular quiz experts
19:00
Michael Portillo’s Pyrenees Adventure
S01E02
Michael’s Pyrenean quest continues with the physical challenge of the French High Pyrenees
Michael’s Pyrenean quest continues with the physical challenge of the French High Pyrenees, which he enters at the Cirque du Gavarnie, a 1,700-metre-high wall of limestone forming a natural amphitheatre. He struggles on across the snowy Plateau de Saugué to meet Marion Clignet, a French Olympic cycling champion who refused to let her epilepsy curtail her career, as well as finding time to reflect on his time as defence secretary, and on the current war in Europe
20:00
Natural History Museum: World of Wonder
S02E02
The Natural History Museum garden undergoes an ambitious transformation
The Urban Nature Project team start the ambitious transformation of the Natural History Museum garden, and Kieran delicately repairs a 67-million-year-old triceratops fossil. Elsewhere, preparations are underway as finalists from a wildlife photography competition are invited to a glittering awards ceremony. Cameras follow one of the photographers, Richie Richardson, who has been photographing the Souther White Whale, as he joins whale expert Richard Sabin for a visit to the great storage vaults
21:00
999: Critical Condition
S05E02
The team treat a man with horrific facial injuries
22:00
Casualty 24/7: Every Second Counts
S02E11
Staff treat a patient in cardiac arrest
Doctors in the accident and emergency department treat a patient in cardiac arrest. Junior doctor George Kay leads the resus team, while Hannah Ryan steps in to head up the nurses. Meanwhile, cyclist Garry is rushed into hospital after a head-on collision with a metal gate, and elderly patient Larry comes to hospital with his wife Molly after he had a fall at home
23:05
A&E After Dark
S04E03
Doctors treat the victim of a violent baseball bat attack
00:05
999: Criminals Caught on Camera
S04E09
Nick Wallis presents highlights from the fourth series
