What’s On GOLD
Today Friday 17 March 2023
A full run down of everything airing on GOLD
today.
06:00
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:10
Desmond’s
S03E05
Porkpie meets his estranged daughter
07:40
Desmond’s
S03E06
Gloria and Louise plan a new business
08:05
The Green Green Grass
S04E05
Marlene tries to help her son mend his broken heart
Tyler falls into a deep depression after his girlfriend leaves him, spending every hour painting gloomy pictures and starving himself. Marlene enlists Jed and Bryan to help her son mend his broken heart, but when matters do not improve, the responsibility falls to her mother, Dora. Guest starring June Whitfield
08:40
Outnumbered
S04E05
Ben is determined to enter a school talent competition
Ben is determined to enter a talent competition at school with an unusual double act, Sue suspects Jake is hiding something, and two unexpected callers complicate matters for the entire family. Comedy, starring Hugh Dennis, Claire Skinner and Daniel Roche
09:20
Hi-de-Hi!
S02E01
The staff’s ingenuity is tested
Constant rain puts a damper on the holidaymakers’ fun, and it isn’t long before the Yellowcoats are scraping the bottom of the barrel in a bid to devise new indoor amusements to keep the guests occupied. Comedy, starring Simon Cadell and Paul Shane
10:00
Only Fools and Horses
S02E04
Rodney finds a girlfriend
Del-Boy cannot believe his ears when Rodney tells him he has found a girlfriend. The trouble is, the woman is old enough to be his mother – and to make matters worse, her husband is about to be released from prison
10:40
Last of the Summer Wine
S21E09
Clegg and Truly offer to collect music for Tom
Tom reckons he can turn Babs into a musical star so Clegg and Truly offer to collect some music for him – only to discover the `music” is actually a large console organ. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton and Tom Owen
11:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S21E10
Tom’s niece disappears
Tom’s niece disappears following his bid to launch her into showbiz stardom at a pub. Luckily, help is close at hand as Barry, Clegg and Truly begin a desperate search resulting in a surprising reward for finding her
12:00
The Green Green Grass
S04E05
Marlene tries to help her son mend his broken heart
Tyler falls into a deep depression after his girlfriend leaves him, spending every hour painting gloomy pictures and starving himself. Marlene enlists Jed and Bryan to help her son mend his broken heart, but when matters do not improve, the responsibility falls to her mother, Dora. Guest starring June Whitfield
12:40
Outnumbered
S04E05
Ben is determined to enter a school talent competition
Ben is determined to enter a talent competition at school with an unusual double act, Sue suspects Jake is hiding something, and two unexpected callers complicate matters for the entire family. Comedy, starring Hugh Dennis, Claire Skinner and Daniel Roche
13:20
Dad’s Army
S05E07
A bomb lands on the bank
Mainwaring orders his blundering platoon to guard the bank’s money until repairs on the bomb-damaged vault can be carried out – a move that naturally leads to chaos. Comedy first aired in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn
14:00
Only Fools and Horses
S02E04
Rodney finds a girlfriend
Del-Boy cannot believe his ears when Rodney tells him he has found a girlfriend. The trouble is, the woman is old enough to be his mother – and to make matters worse, her husband is about to be released from prison
14:40
Hi-de-Hi!
S02E01
The staff’s ingenuity is tested
Constant rain puts a damper on the holidaymakers’ fun, and it isn’t long before the Yellowcoats are scraping the bottom of the barrel in a bid to devise new indoor amusements to keep the guests occupied. Comedy, starring Simon Cadell and Paul Shane
15:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S21E09
Clegg and Truly offer to collect music for Tom
Tom reckons he can turn Babs into a musical star so Clegg and Truly offer to collect some music for him – only to discover the `music” is actually a large console organ. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton and Tom Owen
16:00
Last of the Summer Wine
S21E10
Tom’s niece disappears
Tom’s niece disappears following his bid to launch her into showbiz stardom at a pub. Luckily, help is close at hand as Barry, Clegg and Truly begin a desperate search resulting in a surprising reward for finding her
16:40
Dad’s Army
S05E07
A bomb lands on the bank
Mainwaring orders his blundering platoon to guard the bank’s money until repairs on the bomb-damaged vault can be carried out – a move that naturally leads to chaos. Comedy first aired in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn
17:20
The Green Green Grass
S04E05
Marlene tries to help her son mend his broken heart
Tyler falls into a deep depression after his girlfriend leaves him, spending every hour painting gloomy pictures and starving himself. Marlene enlists Jed and Bryan to help her son mend his broken heart, but when matters do not improve, the responsibility falls to her mother, Dora. Guest starring June Whitfield
18:00
Hi-de-Hi!
S02E01
The staff’s ingenuity is tested
Constant rain puts a damper on the holidaymakers’ fun, and it isn’t long before the Yellowcoats are scraping the bottom of the barrel in a bid to devise new indoor amusements to keep the guests occupied. Comedy, starring Simon Cadell and Paul Shane
18:40
Dad’s Army
S05E07
A bomb lands on the bank
Mainwaring orders his blundering platoon to guard the bank’s money until repairs on the bomb-damaged vault can be carried out – a move that naturally leads to chaos. Comedy first aired in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn
19:20
Dad’s Army
S05E08
The platoon helps out Godfrey’s widowed friend
Capt Mainwaring and the platoon offer to help Pte Godfrey’s widowed friend gather in the harvest on her farm – but their well-meaning efforts end in predictable chaos. Comedy first aired in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Arnold Ridley
20:00
The Good Life
S04E03
Barbara tries public speaking
Barbara is persuaded to speak to a women’s group about her self-sufficient lifestyle – and soon finds herself in great demand. Vintage comedy, with Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal, featuring guest appearances by Robert Lindsay and Angela Thorne
20:35
The Good Life
S04E05
Tom and Barbara get creative
Tom and Barbara apply their creative talents when they try to make clothes out of nettles and wool, while Jerry has his eye on becoming the next managing director of JJM. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Felicity Kendal, Penelope Keith and Paul Eddington
21:15
The Young Ones
S01E05
The students decide to throw a party
The students decide to throw a party, but before long it descends into chaos. Rick desperately tries to impress his favourite lecturer, Mike chats up a fairytale princess, Vyvyan’s fellow punks start a riot, and Neil gets beaten up, while other guests include the four horsemen of the Apocalypse, a giant sandwich, a singing tomato and Santa. Comedy first broadcast in 1982, starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson, with music by Rip Rig and Panic
22:00
Knowing Me, Knowing You – With Alan Partridge
S01E06
The host interviews two Hollywood prodigies
The spoof chat show host interviews pre-pubescent Hollywood big shots Scott and Dean, the lesbian presenters from Off the Straight and Narrow and acerbic restaurant critic Forbes McAllister – who’s keen to show off his new duelling pistols
22:40
The Last Fast Show Ever
S04E03
Comedy compilation
Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson and co star in this re-edited compilation from previous Christmas specials
23:35
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
The Fast Show team gathers to delve into the archives and chat about their finest moments
Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir, John Thomson, Mark Williams and Simon Day lift the lid on how The Fast Show happened and why has become such a cult classic over the past 25 years. There are classic clips galore as well as touching memories of much-missed cast member Caroline Aherne. Plus, some of the series’ most popular characters reveal what they’ve been doing over the years in brand new, specially written pieces
01:25
The Young Ones
S01E05
The students decide to throw a party
The students decide to throw a party, but before long it descends into chaos. Rick desperately tries to impress his favourite lecturer, Mike chats up a fairytale princess, Vyvyan’s fellow punks start a riot, and Neil gets beaten up, while other guests include the four horsemen of the Apocalypse, a giant sandwich, a singing tomato and Santa. Comedy first broadcast in 1982, starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson, with music by Rip Rig and Panic
02:10
Knowing Me, Knowing You – With Alan Partridge
S01E06
The host interviews two Hollywood prodigies
The spoof chat show host interviews pre-pubescent Hollywood big shots Scott and Dean, the lesbian presenters from Off the Straight and Narrow and acerbic restaurant critic Forbes McAllister – who’s keen to show off his new duelling pistols
02:40
Newark, Newark
S01E03
Leslie and Amber go on a double date with high expectations and low standards
03:25
Coupling
S04E01
Jane has a blind date
In an episode which follows the same nine and a half minutes from three different perspectives, Susan’s pregnancy brings out Steve’s insecurities, Patrick and Sally talk about their relationship and Jane has a blind date with Oliver
