What’s On GOLD
Today Thursday 16 March 2023
A full run down of everything airing on GOLD
today.
06:00
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:10
Desmond’s
S03E03
A TV crew attempt to make a documentary about the shop
07:40
Desmond’s
S03E04
Sean falls for his teacher
08:05
The Green Green Grass
S04E04
Animal rights activists target the village
Animal rights activists target the village, with Llewellyn falling victim to a paint bomb and the pub coming under threat, so Boycie organises patrol groups to protect Winderdown farm from attack. Meanwhile, Tyler wants to borrow money to buy equipment for his band, but Boycie refuses until his son completes a task to prove his business acumen
08:40
Outnumbered
S04E04
Ben has an eventful school parents’ evening
Ben’s school parents’ evening takes an unexpected turn when he begins discussing muggers, dangerous chemicals and re-enactments of the Great Plague. Karen tries to decide which religion she would like to lead, while Sue still believes Jake is hiding something. Comedy, starring Daniel Roche and Ramona Marquez
09:20
Hi-de-Hi!
S01E06
Ted tries to settle an old score
Ted gets even with entertainment manager Jeffrey by threatening to spill the beans about the dog he keeps hidden in his chalet. Holiday-camp comedy, starring Paul Shane and Ruth Madoc
10:00
Only Fools and Horses
S02E03
Del gets the gambling habit
Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make his first million – much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who reckon he will end up gambling away all their worldly goods. Comedy with the wheeler-dealing Trotter family, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
10:40
Last of the Summer Wine
S21E07
Compo’s son arrives
As Clegg and Truly prepare to face life without Compo, a letter arrives addressed to their late friend from his son Tom. Long-running comedy, starring Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton and Tom Owen
11:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S21E08
Compo’s son causes chaos
Compo’s son causes chaos when he embarks on a mission to find a spare exhaust pipe for his van. Peter Sallis and Tom Owen star in the long-running comedy set in Yorkshire
12:00
The Green Green Grass
S04E04
Animal rights activists target the village
Animal rights activists target the village, with Llewellyn falling victim to a paint bomb and the pub coming under threat, so Boycie organises patrol groups to protect Winderdown farm from attack. Meanwhile, Tyler wants to borrow money to buy equipment for his band, but Boycie refuses until his son completes a task to prove his business acumen
12:40
Outnumbered
S04E04
Ben has an eventful school parents’ evening
Ben’s school parents’ evening takes an unexpected turn when he begins discussing muggers, dangerous chemicals and re-enactments of the Great Plague. Karen tries to decide which religion she would like to lead, while Sue still believes Jake is hiding something. Comedy, starring Daniel Roche and Ramona Marquez
13:20
Dad’s Army
S05E06
Mainwaring puts Frazer in charge
The home-front heroes grow sick and tired of Frazer’s incessant grumbling, so Mainwaring lets him give the orders, gambling that a taste of authority will give him a more responsible attitude. Vintage comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Laurie and John Le Mesurier
14:00
Only Fools and Horses
S02E03
Del gets the gambling habit
Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make his first million – much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who reckon he will end up gambling away all their worldly goods. Comedy with the wheeler-dealing Trotter family, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
14:35
Hi-de-Hi!
S01E06
Ted tries to settle an old score
Ted gets even with entertainment manager Jeffrey by threatening to spill the beans about the dog he keeps hidden in his chalet. Holiday-camp comedy, starring Paul Shane and Ruth Madoc
15:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S21E07
Compo’s son arrives
As Clegg and Truly prepare to face life without Compo, a letter arrives addressed to their late friend from his son Tom. Long-running comedy, starring Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton and Tom Owen
16:00
Last of the Summer Wine
S21E08
Compo’s son causes chaos
Compo’s son causes chaos when he embarks on a mission to find a spare exhaust pipe for his van. Peter Sallis and Tom Owen star in the long-running comedy set in Yorkshire
16:40
Dad’s Army
S05E06
Mainwaring puts Frazer in charge
The home-front heroes grow sick and tired of Frazer’s incessant grumbling, so Mainwaring lets him give the orders, gambling that a taste of authority will give him a more responsible attitude. Vintage comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Laurie and John Le Mesurier
17:20
The Green Green Grass
S04E04
Animal rights activists target the village
Animal rights activists target the village, with Llewellyn falling victim to a paint bomb and the pub coming under threat, so Boycie organises patrol groups to protect Winderdown farm from attack. Meanwhile, Tyler wants to borrow money to buy equipment for his band, but Boycie refuses until his son completes a task to prove his business acumen
18:00
Hi-de-Hi!
S01E06
Ted tries to settle an old score
Ted gets even with entertainment manager Jeffrey by threatening to spill the beans about the dog he keeps hidden in his chalet. Holiday-camp comedy, starring Paul Shane and Ruth Madoc
18:40
Dad’s Army
S05E06
Mainwaring puts Frazer in charge
The home-front heroes grow sick and tired of Frazer’s incessant grumbling, so Mainwaring lets him give the orders, gambling that a taste of authority will give him a more responsible attitude. Vintage comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Laurie and John Le Mesurier
19:20
Dad’s Army
S05E07
A bomb lands on the bank
Mainwaring orders his blundering platoon to guard the bank’s money until repairs on the bomb-damaged vault can be carried out – a move that naturally leads to chaos. Comedy first aired in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn
20:00
The Good Life
S04E01
Tom and Barbara consider a holiday
Margo and Jerry sow the seeds of an idea which prompts Tom and Barbara to consider a holiday. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal
20:40
The Good Life
S04E02
Tom suspects adultery is afoot
Tom learns Margo has been keeping appointments at a mysterious address and immediately leaps to the conclusion that she is having an affair – but doesn’t know how to break the news to Jerry. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Penelope Keith
21:20
The Young Ones
S01E04
Mike gets hold of an atom bomb
The squalid students get their hands on an atom bomb. Mike decides to try flogging it to Libya, while Rick intends to blackmail the government. Unfortunately, Vyvyan has bigger ideas – like blowing up the world. Guest starring Dexys Midnight Runners
22:10
Knowing Me, Knowing You – With Alan Partridge
S01E05
The Miss Norwich beauty contest
The spoof chat show host meets the finalists of the Miss Norwich beauty contest and interviews boxing promoter Terry Norton – before chairing a political debate that gets hijacked by a group of trouble-makers. With Steve Coogan
22:50
The Last Fast Show Ever
S04E01
Johnny Depp guests
Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson and the gang star in this re-edited compilation including Jazz Club, the saucy Suits You tailors and Competitive Dad. With guest appearances from Johnny Depp and Jodie Kidd
23:45
The Last Fast Show Ever
S04E02
Comedy compilation
Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson and co star in this re-edited compilation from previous Christmas specials
00:30
French and Saunders
S04E06
A parody of Thelma & Louise
01:10
The Good Life
S04E02
Tom suspects adultery is afoot
Tom learns Margo has been keeping appointments at a mysterious address and immediately leaps to the conclusion that she is having an affair – but doesn’t know how to break the news to Jerry. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Penelope Keith
01:50
The Young Ones
S01E04
Mike gets hold of an atom bomb
The squalid students get their hands on an atom bomb. Mike decides to try flogging it to Libya, while Rick intends to blackmail the government. Unfortunately, Vyvyan has bigger ideas – like blowing up the world. Guest starring Dexys Midnight Runners
02:40
Knowing Me, Knowing You – With Alan Partridge
S01E05
The Miss Norwich beauty contest
The spoof chat show host meets the finalists of the Miss Norwich beauty contest and interviews boxing promoter Terry Norton – before chairing a political debate that gets hijacked by a group of trouble-makers. With Steve Coogan
03:10
Newark, Newark
S01E03
Leslie and Amber go on a double date with high expectations and low standards
