What’s On E4 Today Thursday 16 March 2023
A full run down of everything airing on Alibi today.
06:00
Hollyoaks
Newly reunited couple Juliet and Peri escape to Brighton
06:30
Hollyoaks
Ste and James have a big question to ask Sienna and Romeo
07:00
Ramsay’s Hotel Hell
S03E02
Gordon Ramsay helps a struggling hotel and restaurant in Massachusetts
Gordon Ramsay heads to Southbridge, Massachusetts, where he checks into the Vienna Inn, an Austrian-themed hotels and restaurant. Owners Jonathan and Lisa Krach have seen their cluttered inn acquire a negative reputation among the locals, and as a result, business isn’t what it used to be. Can Gordon turn things round and keep the doors to this historic hotel open?
08:00
Ramsay’s Hotel Hell
S03E03
Part one of two. A West Virginia hotelier whose hoarding habit has left little room for guests
Part one of two. Gordon Ramsay heads to Harpers Ferry in West Virginia, where he tries to save the Town’s Inn, a historic hotel run by retired teacher and junk hoarder Karan Townsend. She has accumulated so many useless belongings that there is hardly any room to accommodate guests. Can Gordon convince her to get rid of her clutter or will the hotel continue to go down the pan?
09:00
Married at First Sight Australia
S10E07
It is time for the newly-weds to move in together
10:30
The Big Bang Theory
S09E15
Sheldon and Amy host a Valentine’s Day episode of Fun with Flags
Sheldon and Amy host a Valentine’s Day episode of Fun with Flags, while Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older. Elsewhere, Howard and Bernadette discover a surprise in their hot tub, and Raj is torn between Emily and a girl he met at the comic book store. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
11:00
Modern Family
S05E15
Phil, Jay and Luke wage war against the Thorpe family
Phil, Jay and Luke wage war against three generations of Thorpes, including Phil’s arch- rival Gil. Mitch and Cam ask Claire to collect Lily from school – but forget to mention the outbreak of head lice – and Gloria chaperones a field trip, giving her cause to worry about Manny’s lack of self-confidence
11:30
Modern Family
S05E16
Phil is keen to impress Haley when she accompanies him to a works dinner
Cam is mightily annoyed after organising the school’s most successful fundraiser, only for Spanish teacher Senor Kaplan to steal his thunder. Husband-to-be Mitchell, on the other hand, can’t make up his mind about his old college pal Wendy, who is now his new boss, and Phil wants to impress daughter Haley, who has agreed to accompany him to the annual real estate banquet
12:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
S01E18
Gina helps Peralta find a new home
Peralta is in danger of losing his flat but has no money to buy his own place, so Gina does her best to find him a new home. Holt and Jeffords organise self-evaluations for all the staff at the precinct, while Boyle helps Diaz to take revenge on one of the weekend squad officers who always makes a mess of her desk
12:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
S01E19
Peralta tries to set a new record on a training course
Peralta tries to set a new record on a training course, Diaz does not receive an invitation to Boyle’s wedding, and Holt becomes addicted to a game application on his smartphone. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg
13:00
The Big Bang Theory
S01E12
Sheldon feels threatened by a teenage prodigy
Sheldon feels threatened by a 15-year-old physics prodigy who is even cleverer than he is, and asks Leonard to help him discredit the precocious teenager’s research. Johnny Gale and Jim Parsons star
13:30
The Big Bang Theory
S01E13
Leonard, Raj and Howard kick Sheldon off their quiz team
Leonard, Raj and Howard kick Sheldon off their physics quiz team and replace him with Leslie Winkle, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming a rival quartet of his own. Johnny Gale and Jim Parsons star
14:00
The Big Bang Theory
S09E24
Leonard’s recently divorced parents come to town
Conflict arises when Leonard’s newly divorced parents and Sheldon’s devoutly religious mother are all in town at the same time. And when Howard and Raj are contacted about the guidance system they’ve developed, they assume that the government is out to get them. Laurie Metcalf, Christine Baranski and Judd Hirsch guest star
14:30
The Big Bang Theory
S10E01
The gang gathers for Penny and Leonard’s second wedding ceremony
The friends struggle through an awkward morning after Sheldon’s mother and Leonard’s father share an evening together. Penny’s family arrives in town to attend Penny and Leonard’s second wedding ceremony. Keith Carradine, Laurie Metcalf, Christine Baranski and Judd Hirsch guest star
15:00
Modern Family
S06E03
Phil tries to hide the proof that he caused the family’s flu epidemic
Phil comes across footage of an incriminating sneeze while looking at Cameron and Mitchell’s wedding video that proves he is responsible for the family’s flu epidemic, so he sets about getting rid of the proof with the help of Luke and some creative editing. Claire struggles to make it through an important business meeting while feeling under the weather, while Cam is forced to make a difficult decision when it comes to Manny and the school football team. Mitch meets Lily’s know-it-all friend and male nanny Andy (Andy DeVine) makes a welcome return
15:30
Modern Family
S06E04
The Dunphys are forced to share a single hotel room
The Dunphys move into a hotel while their house is being treated for mould, but when they are forced to share a single room, cabin fever soon sets in. Gloria worries after finding out that Manny is dating one of the popular girls at school, while Cam’s attempt to keep his football team’s unprecedented winning streak going is threatened by a `cursed” Mitchell
16:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
S02E06
Peralta hits it off with a defence attorney
Peralta hits it off with Sophia, a woman he meets in a bar, only to find out she is the defence attorney representing a perpetrator he is trying to put behind bars. Diaz pressures Santiago to stand as a union rep, while Gina and Boyle try to move on from their relationship. Eva Longoria (best known as Desperate Housewives’ Gaby) joins the cast
16:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
S02E07
The precinct goes into lockdown on Thanksgiving
The precinct goes into lockdown on Thanksgiving when a mysterious powder-filled package is delivered to the building. Peralta, who has been left in charge while Holt and Jeffords are out of the office, is confident he can keep morale high and avoid any chaos – but things soon spiral out of control
17:00
The Big Bang Theory
S08E04
The guys consider investing in the comic-book shop
Raj’s girlfriend Emily (Laura Spencer) gives Penny the cold shoulder when she learns about his past. Meanwhile, the guys debate investing in Stuart’s comic-book shop and becoming part owners of the business. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
17:30
The Big Bang Theory
S08E05
The girls go on a weekend trip to Las Vegas
Penny is forced to revise for a work assessment during the girls’ trip to Las Vegas, and Amy and Bernadette accuse her of spoiling their fun. Meanwhile, the guys try to invent something of scientific importance – but only come up with new ways to procrastinate. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
18:00
The Big Bang Theory
S02E05
Sheldon is forced to overcome his fear of driving
Sheldon is forced to confront his fear of driving when both Penny and Howard refuse to give him a lift to work. Desperate to be free of the obligation, Leonard and the gang intervene to discover why their friend never learnt to drive. Comedy, starring Jim Parsons and Johnny Galecki, with Octavia Spencer
18:30
The Big Bang Theory
S02E06
Sheldon is flattered when a graduate student takes a shine to him
Sheldon is flattered when a graduate student takes a shine to him, but she thinks his social life is distracting him from his work and removes him from his limited circle of friends by forcing him to work on a troublesome scientific problem. Guest starring Riki Lindhome
19:00
Hollyoaks
Darren tries to mediate between the Nancy and Charlie
19:30
Married at First Sight Australia
S10E08
Confessions Week continues, and an overnight confrontation rocks the experiment
21:00
The Farmer Wants a Wife: Australia
S11E02
Before the remaining women arrive, the farmers face a difficult decision
23:35
Naked Attraction
S02E06
A 22-year-old woman and 25-year-old man seek their perfect partners
Anna Richardson presents the dating show in which two singletons choose their favourite from a line-up of potential dates who reveal themselves one body part at a time – in all their naked glory. First up is 22-year-old gym addict Sophie from Surrey, who is desperate to find a man who boasts a little banter. Next up is Dom, a 25-year-old wedding model from Bournemouth. He wants to find the perfect man to waltz him down the aisle and thinks people that can guarantee to do this are confident, daring and adventurous in their outlook
00:40
Rick and Morty
S06E07
Rick and Morty face a stand-off with an old enemy
01:15
Smiling Friends
S01E07
A rival business moves across the street
01:30
YOLO: Silver Destiny
Sarah posts a picture of her garden that makes her an overnight sensation
01:45
Married at First Sight Australia
S10E08
Confessions Week continues, and an overnight confrontation rocks the experiment
03:00
The Farmer Wants a Wife: Australia
S11E02
Before the remaining women arrive, the farmers face a difficult decision
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