What’s On 5STAR
Today Thursday 16 March 2023
A full run down of everything airing on 5STAR
today.
07:30
Thane Offers – Teleshopping
08:00
Rich Holiday, Poor Holiday
S02E04
Two business partners swap holidays with unemployed friends
Business partners Sunhil and Nilesh, whose luxury trips to Dubai cost thousands, swap holidays with down-on-their luck, unemployed friends Suzanne and Urshella. Sunil and Nilesh are sent on an out-of-season camping trip in the Wiltshire countryside, while Suzanne and Urshella are off on a no-expense-spared week in the sun- drenched vineyards of Viseu in northern Portugal
09:00
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
S08E40
A visit to the Mediterranean port of Benalmádena
10:00
Car Pound Cops: Give Me My Car Back!
S01E03
Following the dramatic work of vehicle recovery crews
Following the dramatic work of recovery crews as they trace, track and tow vehicles driven illegally on Britain’s roads. With access to two recovery companies, the series follows the action from the moment they are called in, to the trucks arriving on scene, and eventually towing the vehicle away to be impounded
11:00
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
S02E04
A landlady gets a shock when she finally gains access to her property
After a four-year nightmare with the tenants of a cottage in north Wales, landlady Rachel gets a shock when she finally gains access to her property. Elsewhere, the Peterborough Council gets a tip-off which leads them to find a property with life-threatening electrics and damp, that could potentially be an overcrowded slum
12:00
Traffic Cops
S01E05
The police pursue a team of suspected car thieves
The police in Bradford pursue a team of suspected car thieves, travelling at speeds of 80mph. North Yorkshire’s Road Crime Team track down a stolen Land Rover Defender, but when a suspect makes a run for it into nearby woods, the officers are forced to give chase with nothing but a torch to help them catch their man
13:00
Traffic Cops
S01E06
An intoxicated driver heads the wrong way down the A1
On the A1 near Leeds, an intoxicated driver rams a police car before heading the wrong way down the dual carriageway and the cops instigate a risky containment manoeuvre to bring him to a standstill. In Halifax, a criminal’s wellbeing becomes officers’ primary concern after they discover a trail of blood at the scene of an apparent drink-related crash
14:00
Police Interceptors
S06E01
The team have their hands full when a raid reveals a crowbar-wielding suspect
15:00
Police Interceptors
S06E02
A speeding motorist causes chaos after crashing into a gas main
Jon puts his body on the line as he tackles a drunken youth in a domestic dispute and Martin turns detective to catch a drink-driver who thinks she can get one over on the interceptors. A pizza delivery driver take fast food to the extreme, Doug gets to grips with a burglar and the hunt is on for Lincoln’s answer to Harry Houdini
16:00
Police Interceptors
S06E03
Sgt Carlin uncovers a major criminal operation
Sgt Carlin arrests a gang of van thieves and uncovers a major criminal operation in the process, while a late-night compost thief is caught on his way out of the shower. Officers hunt for a trucker wielding a baseball bat who has apparently succumbed to road rage and vegetarian Craggy rides to the rescue of a lorry load of calves on the A46. Elsewhere, Brian cracks down on a barbaric blood sport, Jon faces an unexploded bomb, and two fuel thieves plough straight into the interceptors’ precious BMW
17:00
Car Pound Cops: Give Me My Car Back!
S01E04
Following the work of vehicle recovery crews
18:00
Home and Away
Felicity puts on a convincing performance to allay Tane’s concerns
18:30
Home and Away
Theo is in denial about having a stalker
19:00
GPs: Behind Closed Doors
S05E01
A baby is rushed into the surgery after vomiting for the past two days
A baby is rushed into the surgery after vomiting for the past two days, while a chef who has accidentally sliced his finger with a knife collapses during an examination and is rushed to A&E for further investigations. A man visits the surgery to find out if he may be a suitable candidate for the latest trials of medical marijuana to help with his chronic back pain
20:00
Casualty 24/7: Every Second Counts
S04E03
At Barnsley Casualty the team struggle to clear a backlog of patients
At Barnsley Casualty the team struggle to clear a backlog of patients waiting to be transferred to wards, with new arrivals waiting up to five hours to see a doctor. Paramedics arrive with Steve, a 63-year-old lorry driver from Sheffield who has a serious leg injury after being run over by a forklift truck
21:00
Cause of Death
S01E04
A young man is seriously injured on a Lancashire road
Emergency service workers wrestle to keep a young man alive on a Lancashire road, but when his injuries prove too extreme, the coroners are called upon to find out what happened. Elsewhere, the coroner’s team must uncover the reason behind the death of a Slovakian man in his forties who collapsed walking down the street
22:00
Ambulance: Code Red
S01E04
Paramedics treat a motorcyclist who has been thrown off his bike
Critical care paramedic Pete Edwards and the Midlands Air Ambulance Trauma Team are dispatched to give lifesaving treatment to a 21-year-old motorcyclist who has been thrown off his bike, with his helmet also coming off in the impact. Elsewhere, Rob Davis battles to save the life of an 80-year-old who is in cardiac arrest on his driveway, and the team is called to a man who has collapsed with a suspected heart attack and is showing symptoms of Covid-19
23:00
999: Critical Condition
S04E07
A 17-year-old is rushed in by helicopter after a mountain bike accident
A 17-year-old is rushed in by helicopter after a mountain bike accident which has left him with a catastrophic head injury, and neurological registrar Bobby Sachdev knows that he needs to act quickly to prevent long-term injury or even death. Elsewhere, Joe and his wife Sheila both need urgent care after being badly injured in a major road traffic accident
00:00
Car Pound Cops: Give Me My Car Back!
S01E19
Following the work of vehicle recovery crews
01:00
Rich Kids Go Skint
S05E06
Rich Chelsea kid Olly spends time with single mum Clare
02:00
GPs: Behind Closed Doors
S06E40
A patient comes to the surgery for a check-up of his basal cell carcinoma
A patient comes to the surgery for a check-up of his basal cell carcinoma. Meanwhile, a woman suffering from excruciating kidney stones seeks advice as, despite the pain, she has continued to soldier on at work, and another patient speaks to the doctors about resorting to smoking marijuana in an attempt to help alleviate her chronic pain
02:45
Tattoo Disasters UK
S01E02
A man who made his own tattoo gun and inked himself
A man who made his own tattoo gun using a toothbrush and a motor from the back of a TV hopes to get his DIY ink covered up so he can forget about his shady past. Plus, bride-to-be Jessica allowed her fiance to practise his technique on her back and now hopes to get her 18 unsightly tattoos removed in time for her big day
03:35
Home and Away
Theo is in denial about having a stalker
