What’s On GOLD
Today Monday 16 January 2023
A full run down of everything airing on GOLD
today.
06:00
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:30
The Fosters
S01E07
Samuel thinks his troubles could be over by finally becoming a white-collar worker
08:00
Keeping Up Appearances
S03E05
Hyacinth finds a hobby for Richard
Richard finds time weighing heavily on his hands, so Hyacinth decides to provide him with a hobby – a move that backfires on her in spectacular fashion. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and Geoffrey Hughes
08:40
My Hero
S02E05
Janet learns she’s pregnant
George learns Janet is pregnant and gives her special powers to help protect the baby until it’s born, but it’s not long before she humiliates Thermoman by beating him to the scene of an environmental disaster _ and still manages to pop into Mothercare on the way home. Comedy series, starring Ardal O’Hanlon, Emily Joyce and Hugh Dennis
09:20
Are You Being Served?
S05E03
Young Mr Grace’s birthday dawns
The staff come up with a most unusual plan to celebrate young Mr Grace’s birthday. Department store sitcom, starring John Inman, Trevor Bannister, Wendy Richard and Mollie Sugden
10:00
Porridge
S01E05
Fletch tries to shirk his duties
Fletch desperately wants to get out of the tedious task of making fishing nets, and hatches a crafty scheme to get himself assigned to the library. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker
10:40
Last of the Summer Wine
S12E03
A strange group of men intrigues the three friends
11:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S12E04
Foggy invents bicycle polo
Feeling frustrated by his lack of fame, Foggy invents the sport of bicycle polo, convinced it will not only put his name in lights but prove a lucrative venture. Long-running comedy, starring Brian Wilde, Peter Sallis and Bill Owen
12:00
Keeping Up Appearances
S03E05
Hyacinth finds a hobby for Richard
Richard finds time weighing heavily on his hands, so Hyacinth decides to provide him with a hobby – a move that backfires on her in spectacular fashion. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and Geoffrey Hughes
12:40
My Hero
S02E05
Janet learns she’s pregnant
George learns Janet is pregnant and gives her special powers to help protect the baby until it’s born, but it’s not long before she humiliates Thermoman by beating him to the scene of an environmental disaster _ and still manages to pop into Mothercare on the way home. Comedy series, starring Ardal O’Hanlon, Emily Joyce and Hugh Dennis
13:20
Dad’s Army
S08E06
Captain Mainwaring starts a recruitment campaign
Captain Mainwaring initiates a recruitment campaign to attract new blood to Walmington-on-Sea’s Home Guard – but makes the mistake of leaving Wilson in charge of the poster. Classic comedy first shown in 1975, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier
14:00
Porridge
S01E05
Fletch tries to shirk his duties
Fletch desperately wants to get out of the tedious task of making fishing nets, and hatches a crafty scheme to get himself assigned to the library. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker
14:40
Are You Being Served?
S05E03
Young Mr Grace’s birthday dawns
The staff come up with a most unusual plan to celebrate young Mr Grace’s birthday. Department store sitcom, starring John Inman, Trevor Bannister, Wendy Richard and Mollie Sugden
15:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S12E03
A strange group of men intrigues the three friends
16:00
Last of the Summer Wine
S12E04
Foggy invents bicycle polo
Feeling frustrated by his lack of fame, Foggy invents the sport of bicycle polo, convinced it will not only put his name in lights but prove a lucrative venture. Long-running comedy, starring Brian Wilde, Peter Sallis and Bill Owen
16:35
dinnerladies
S02E06
Twinkle and Stan spoil Petula’s Christmas plans
Twinkle and Stan spoil Petula’s plans for a peaceful family Christmas, and a baby is found abandoned near the canteen. Bren’s romance with Tony is ruined by the unexpected reappearance of her husband, and Anita goes away – but leaves her inflatable man behind. Festive special from 1999, starring Victoria Wood
17:25
Keeping Up Appearances
S03E05
Hyacinth finds a hobby for Richard
Richard finds time weighing heavily on his hands, so Hyacinth decides to provide him with a hobby – a move that backfires on her in spectacular fashion. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and Geoffrey Hughes
18:00
Are You Being Served?
S05E03
Young Mr Grace’s birthday dawns
The staff come up with a most unusual plan to celebrate young Mr Grace’s birthday. Department store sitcom, starring John Inman, Trevor Bannister, Wendy Richard and Mollie Sugden
18:35
Dad’s Army
S08E06
Captain Mainwaring starts a recruitment campaign
Captain Mainwaring initiates a recruitment campaign to attract new blood to Walmington-on-Sea’s Home Guard – but makes the mistake of leaving Wilson in charge of the poster. Classic comedy first shown in 1975, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier
19:20
Dad’s Army
S09E01
Mainwaring’s men pose as traitors
Mainwaring suspects the residents of Walmington-on-Sea have grown complacent about the threat of invasion, and gets his men to pose as traitors to see how the locals would deal with genuine Nazi infiltrators in their midst. Classic comedy first shown in 1977, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier
20:00
dinnerladies
S02E05
Bren’s past catches up with her
The staff have a bet on Bren’s chances of romance with Tony, but the hapless cook’s past finally catches up with her and threatens to ruin any prospects of romance. Meanwhile, Stan is furious with Philippa for failing to save the bulbs from last year’s Christmas tree lights. Comedy, written by and starring Victoria Wood, with Thelma Barlow, Andrew Dunn, Celia Imrie and Shobna Gulati
20:40
dinnerladies
S02E06
Twinkle and Stan spoil Petula’s Christmas plans
Twinkle and Stan spoil Petula’s plans for a peaceful family Christmas, and a baby is found abandoned near the canteen. Bren’s romance with Tony is ruined by the unexpected reappearance of her husband, and Anita goes away – but leaves her inflatable man behind. Festive special from 1999, starring Victoria Wood
21:25
Absolutely Fabulous
S04E05
Saffy’s first play opens
Saffy’s autobiographical play is about to open at a fringe theatre and her father Justin arrives to provide moral support while Eddie, fearing public humiliation, lurks in the wings scheming with Bubble to ruin the show. Starring Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Christopher Ryan, Mo Gaffney, Naoko Mori and Miles Western
22:00
Not Going Out
S02E01
Tim puts the flat on the market
Tim puts the flat on the market in the wake of Kate’s departure, forcing Lee to come up with a plan to allow him to stay put. However, moving the landlord’s sister Lucy in proves far from ideal when the pair end up in a bidding war. Comedy, starring Lee Mack
22:40
Live at the Apollo
S08E03
With Kevin Bridges, Phill Jupitus and Sara Pascoe
Kevin Bridges hosts the stand-up show from the Hammersmith Apollo in London, warming up the audience before introducing routines by DJ, Buzzcocks regular and all-round funnyman Phill Jupitus and actress-comedienne Sara Pascoe, making her Apollo debut
23:40
Absolutely Fabulous
S04E06
Edina and Patsy face up to the `change”
As Edina’s PR company collapses round her ears thanks to Bubble, Saffy forces her to attend a Menopause Anonymous meeting, where she can share the experiences of other women and learn to love her hormone patches. The `change” appears to be having an alarming effect on Patsy, however, who is turning into something of a domestic goddess. With guest stars Twiggy, Ruby Wax and Dale Winton
00:20
French and Saunders
S01E03
Dawn and Jennifer reach for the padding and prosthetics as the infamous Fat Me
00:55
French and Saunders
S01E04
With poor ratings threatening their show, Dawn and Jennifer resort to extreme measures
01:35
Not Going Out
S02E01
Tim puts the flat on the market
Tim puts the flat on the market in the wake of Kate’s departure, forcing Lee to come up with a plan to allow him to stay put. However, moving the landlord’s sister Lucy in proves far from ideal when the pair end up in a bidding war. Comedy, starring Lee Mack
02:20
Absolutely Fabulous
S04E05
Saffy’s first play opens
Saffy’s autobiographical play is about to open at a fringe theatre and her father Justin arrives to provide moral support while Eddie, fearing public humiliation, lurks in the wings scheming with Bubble to ruin the show. Starring Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Christopher Ryan, Mo Gaffney, Naoko Mori and Miles Western
02:50
dinnerladies
S02E05
Bren’s past catches up with her
The staff have a bet on Bren’s chances of romance with Tony, but the hapless cook’s past finally catches up with her and threatens to ruin any prospects of romance. Meanwhile, Stan is furious with Philippa for failing to save the bulbs from last year’s Christmas tree lights. Comedy, written by and starring Victoria Wood, with Thelma Barlow, Andrew Dunn, Celia Imrie and Shobna Gulati
03:25
The Rebel
S01E01
Comedy, starring Simon Callow
Comedy starring Simon Callow as respectable, recently bereaved 70-year-old Henry Palmer, who has spent 50 years putting his youthful past as a Mod behind him. In the opening episode, Henry confronts a bearded thief raiding the till from his favourite charity shop. However, useless copper PC Burns stops Henry from making a citizen’s arrest and instead accuses him of a homophobic attack on the thief. With Anita Dobson and Philip Cumbus
