TV Guide Channel 4 Today Saturday 14 January 2023

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What’s On Channel 4 Today Saturday 14 January 2023

A full run down of everything airing on Channel 4 today.

3rd Rock from the Sun


Mrs Dubcek arrives for Thanksgiving dinner

Mrs Dubcek arrives for Thanksgiving dinner with her daughter Vicki, who has a romantic encounter with Harry. Starring Elmarie Wendell, Jan Hooks, John Lithgow and French Stewart

3rd Rock from the Sun


Dick tries to develop a sense of humour

Harry loses his beloved coat and Sally builds a shelf to hold all her shoes, while Dick tries to acquire a sense of humour – but ends up publicly humiliating Mary. Meanwhile, Harry loses his coat and Sally builds a shelf to hold her shoes. American sci-fi comedy, starring John Lithgow, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Jane Curtin

3rd Rock from the Sun


The Solomons celebrate Christmas

The Solomons celebrate Christmas for the first time. Dick is disillusioned and Sally gets a job wrapping presents at the local mall. Harry becomes assistant to a Santa and discovers he is not the real thing, Tommy tries to find the perfect present for August and Mary gets drunk on rum balls

The Simpsons


Bart and Lisa visit Kamp Krusty

Bart and Lisa are thrilled when their parents send them to Kamp Krusty for the summer – but when they arrive, they discover that having fun will not be high on the agenda. Animated antics, with the voices of Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright and Yeardley Smith

The Simpsons


Marge gets the lead role in a play

Marge astonishes Homer and the kids by landing the role of Blanche DuBois in an amateur production of A Streetcar Named Desire – and her performance is boosted by her frustration with Homer. With the guest voice of Jon Lovitz

The Simpsons


Homer skips church

Homer decides to skip church so he can enjoy himself watching TV, making waffles and dancing semi-naked in the guise of Tom Cruise. When he subsequently experiences a vision from God, the lazy father is inspired to start his own religion. Animated comedy, with the voice of Dan Castellaneta

The Simpsons


Lisa enters a beauty pageant

Homer enters Lisa in a beauty pageant to boost her self-esteem, and has the satisfaction of seeing her crowned runner-up – but she finds her principles heavily compromised as a result. Featuring the voice of Bob Hope

The Simpsons


Homer moves into a camper van

Homer moves into a camper van parked in the backyard, while Marge retains sole residence of the family home, prompting Bart to take swift action in a bid to reunite them. Unfortunately, his plan entails a perilous drive along the freeway – which culminates in a disaster on board a Turkish container ship

The Simpsons


Homer goes to prison

Marge tries to bring culture to Springfield by asking architect Frank Gehry (guest starring as himself) to construct a concert hall. However, none of the locals is interested, so Mr Burns decides to turn the disused building into a prison, where Homer soon finds himself confined

The Simpsons


Bart and Lisa look into the future

Another of Matt Groening’s creations, Bender from Futurama, drops into Springfield, where Bart and Lisa are busy admiring Professor Frink’s new invention – a computer that shows the future. Unable to resist, they take a look at what their lives will be like in eight years’ time – and are surprised by what they see

The Simpsons


Lisa enters a singing competition

Lisa enters a singing competition on the Krusty the Clown Show and makes it through to the final stages, but Homer’s competitive streak threatens to sabotage her performance. Guest starring American Idol 2004 winner Fantasia Barrino as Lisa’s rival Clarissa Wellington

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

Comedy, starring Zachary Levi
2009 – Comedy, Family, Animation, Fantasy, Music

Movie: Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel -

The singing trio are left in the care of their manager’s nephew and try to save a school’s music programme by winning a battle-of-the-bands competition. However, they encounter fierce rivalry from another group of musical rodents. Comedy, starring Zachary Levi, Jason Lee and David Cross, with the voices of Justin Long and Christina Applegate

Four in a Bed


The competition commences at Churchill’s Hotel in Barnsley

Four in a Bed


The contest continues at Darnells’ Farm Luxury Glamping in Herefordshire

Four in a Bed


The B&B owners stay the night at Hatton Court Hotel in Gloucester

The B&B owners stay the night at Hatton Court Hotel in Gloucester, a country style establishment that at first proves a hit – until cleanliness concerns, sleepless nights and missing breakfast items leave them disappointed

Four in a Bed


The final visit is to the Ladbrooke Hotel in central Birmingham

The fourth and final visit is to the Ladbrooke Hotel in the heart of Birmingham, where manager Snehal Lakhani claims he accepts nothing less than perfection. A room with a broken window proves far from flawless for Natasha and Laura, while Danni and Graham are concerned about the proximity of a train line to their bedroom

Four in a Bed


Churchill’s Hotel’s Jeff Brown and Vicky O’Loughlin are first to face the feedback

On the final day of the competition, Churchill’s Hotel’s Jeff Brown and Vicky O’Loughlin are first to face the feedback and Jeff’s keen to turn down the heating woes. Plus, Snehal from the Ladbrooke Hotel has a bone to pick with all of the B&Bers. After some frank discussions, the payments are revealed and the winner is announced

Grand Designs


Transforming a derelict 17th-century flour mill in Cornwall

Kevin McCloud follows an ambitious build in Cornwall, as Leigh and Richard transform a derelict 17th-century flour mill into a contemporary, three-bedroom home. They employ traditional craftsmen to start work on restoring the exterior, but it’s not long before the true scale of the damage to the structure is revealed, and as the costs rise, they are forced to take on more of the work themselves

A Lake District Farm Shop


A farmer based in Kirkby Lonsdale has big plans for sheep’s milk brie

Second series of the documentary following a family-run shop in the Lake District and the local people who produce the goods sold there. The first episode introduces a generational farmer based in the historic marketplace of Kirkby Lonsdale, who hopes his new sheep’s milk brie will earn a place in the service station’s cheese counter. Tracey, the service station’s head of lifestyle, travels to Winster Valley to meet Jonty Hampson, who makes timber craft products

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Mission: Impossible

Action thriller, starring Tom Cruise
1996 – Adventure, Action, Thriller

Movie: Mission: Impossible -

Secret agents suspect there is a traitor in their organisation when their latest assignment ends in disaster. The sole survivor is accused of being the mole, forcing him to go on the run to clear his name. However, in the process, he discovers a former Russian spy is selling information about the world’s leading undercover operatives. Action thriller based on the 1960s TV series, starring Tom Cruise, Jon Voight and Ving Rhames

Men in Black: International

Fantasy sequel, starring Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson
2019 – Comedy, Science Fiction

Movie: Men in Black: International - 1996

The intergalactic law enforcers have always protected the Earth from the scum of the universe. This time they tackle their biggest threat – a mole in the Men in Black organisation. Director F Gary Gray’s fantasy sequel, starring Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson and Rebecca Ferguson


Fantasy adventure, starring Hugh Jackman
2017 – Action, Drama, Science Fiction

Movie: Logan - 2019

In the near future, Wolverine cares for an ailing Professor X somewhere on the Mexican border. However, the razor-clawed hero’s attempts to hide from the world are turned upside down when a young mutant arrives, pursued by cyborg bounty hunters in the employ of a sinister corporation. Fantasy adventure, starring Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Dafne Keen and Stephen Merchant

Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA


Gordon Ramsay visits a restaurant in Providence, Rhode Island

Gordon Ramsay visits Down City, a restaurant in Providence, Rhode Island. The no-nonsense chef struggles to persuade hot-headed owner Abby to make his suggested changes, and a confrontation results in him being thrown out of the building in the middle of a dinner service. The eatery’s co-owner and financier begs Gordon to return, but his success hinges on his ability to win Abby over

Couples Come Dine with Me


Three competitive dinner parties in Kent

Farmers James and Louisa host the first of three dinner parties in Kent, although beautician Rachel doesn’t approve of their `kill it, cook it” theme – and to make matters worse, the hosts also put their foot in it with her husband Keith. Competitive couple Lance and Tina try to smooth things over on the second night, although no one likes the sound of their dessert, leaving glamorous Rachel and Keith to serve up a classy menu on the final night. Will it be enough to bag them the prize money?

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