What’s On Channel 4 Today Friday 13 January 2023
A full run down of everything airing on Channel 4 today.
06:00
Find It, Fix It, Flog It
Henry Cole and Simon O’Brien head to Surrey
06:10
Countdown
Colin Murray hosts with Heather Small in Dictionary Corner
06:50
3rd Rock from the Sun
S02E08
Sally is mistaken for a drag queen
Sally gets an insight into human sexuality after unwittingly entering a gay bar and being mistaken for a drag queen. Dick forces a reluctant Tommy to attend a school for gifted students, and Harry learns how to perform magic tricks
07:15
3rd Rock from the Sun
S02E09
The Solomons babysit Mrs Dubcek’s grandson
Mrs Dubcek asks the Solomons to babysit her grandson, but Sally refuses to give him back. Meanwhile, Dick pleads with Mary to let him feed her fish while she is away. Comedy, starring John Lithgow, Jane Curtin, Kristen Johnston and Elmarie Wendel
07:40
Everybody Loves Raymond
S01E01
Pilot episode of the comedy, starring Ray Romano
Debra tires of having to deal with Ray’s interfering mother, grumpy father and resentful brother, who constantly show up out of the blue, and a white lie has embarrassing consequences. Pilot episode of the comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton
08:05
Everybody Loves Raymond
S01E02
Debra feels neglected
Debra sees newlywed friends making a public display of affection, and cannot help wondering why Raymond has so much trouble telling her he loves her. Ray Romano stars
08:30
Everybody Loves Raymond
S01E03
Ray’s Aunt Alda rekindles a family feud
Ray gives the eulogy at a family funeral, but his Aunt Alda spoils the solemnity of the event by rekindling a seven-year-old feud with his mother. American comedy, starring Ray Romano and Jean Stapleton
09:00
Frasier
S09E24
Niles persuades Daphne’s father to visit Seattle
Niles persuades Daphne’s hard-drinking father to call on her mother in Seattle, hoping he can inspire them to start afresh. Meanwhile, Frasier and Roz reflect on their night together. Comedy, guest starring Brian Cox
09:30
Frasier
S10E01
Niles and Daphne get married
Niles and Daphne impulsively marry while holidaying in Reno, but on their return they realise Frasier, Martin and Daphne’s mother will be distraught if they find out they missed the event. Starring David Hyde Pierce and Jane Leeves
10:00
Frasier
S10E02
A car park attendant antagonises Frasier
The Crane brothers confront an unscrupulous car-park attendant over a matter of principle – and two dollars. Meanwhile, Daphne leaves Frasier’s home for the last time, and realises how much Eddie and Martin are going to miss her. Kelsey Grammer stars
10:25
Undercover Boss USA
S04E04
The CEO of a ski resort goes undercover
Andy Wirth – the CEO of a California ski resort – goes undercover to learn more about his company’s working practices as he prepares to merge an existing operation with a new acquisition
11:25
Channel 4 News Summary
Includes headlines and weather
11:30
Couples Come Dine with Me
S2019E30
Three couples from around Bristol and Bath compete for the cash prize
Three couples from around Bristol and Bath compete for the £1,000 cash prize. Golf fanatics Sam and Kelly host first, with a suitably themed menu. On night two, bohemians Brian and Mandie have a festival theme, but their love of all things musical and dance sends dog food entrepreneur Dylan into a cold sweat, until their entertainment gets him shaking his booty. On night three, Dylan and holistic canine nutritionist Emma feed their guests food they’d be happy to serve to their dogs – asking everyone has to wear dog collars and doggie masks to add to the experience
12:30
Steph’s Packed Lunch
Weekday magazine show, hosted by Steph McGovern
Steph McGovern presents the weekday magazine, including celebrity guests, food ideas, real-life features and entertainment, lifestyle and consumer stories. Plus, a sideways look at the news in One O’Clock Views
14:10
Countdown
Heather Small guests in Dictionary Corner
15:00
A Place in the Sun
S2023E10
Horse-lovers Mel and James seek a holiday home in Mijas Pueblo in southern Spain
Horse-lovers Mel and James seek a holiday home in Mijas Pueblo in southern Spain. Laura Hamilton shows them the best of what their £180,000 budget can get them with five impressive properties, hoping that at least one will have them chomping at the bit
16:00
A New Life in the Sun
S08E10
In France, a couple host their final event of the season – a classic car rally
In France, a couple host their final event of the season – a classic car rally – while in Spain, two shop owners launch a fashion academy. Across in the Charente, a couple host their first and last yoga retreat of the season
17:00
Come Dine with Me: The Professionals
S01E03
Three sets of chefs cook each other a three-course dinner in south Wales
In south Wales, siblings Toni and Andrea are first to host, aiming to provide an authentic Italian experience for their rivals, who in turn serve up Spanish food and posh pub grub. Second to host are Dan and Rhys from La Cocina Tapas, who hope to see off the competition with their fresh Spanish servings
18:00
The Simpsons
S04E04
Lisa enters a beauty pageant
Homer enters Lisa in a beauty pageant to boost her self-esteem, and has the satisfaction of seeing her crowned runner-up – but she finds her principles heavily compromised as a result. Featuring the voice of Bob Hope
18:30
Hollyoaks
Warren goes to drastic measures to spend time with his children
Warren is eager to see his children as much as possible while he is still around, so he goes to drastic measures to spend time with them. Dave and Honour are given a heart-breaking ultimatum. Matthew-Jesus has a proposition for lawyer James
19:00
Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather
Including sport and weather
20:00
Food Unwrapped
S24E01
Matt Tebbutt finds out why the shelf life for a vegetable stir-fry mix is so short
The return of the series uncovering secrets behind mass-produced food. Matt Tebbutt finds out why the shelf life for a vegetable stir-fry mix is so short, Jimmy Doherty uncovers the sweet secret of how ice lolly makers get such perfect layers in a rocket lolly and Kate Quilton travels to Portugal to discover just what piri-piri is
20:30
Travel Man: 48 Hours in Vilnius
S11E01
Joe Lycett is joined by Sarah Millican to explore the Lithuanian capital Vilnius
Joe Lycett explores how to get the most out of a weekend away with a fun-packed, 48-hour itinerary of trademark humour and facts. This time, fellow comedian Sarah Millican joins him for an exploration of the Lithuanian capital Vilnius. The duo take to the skies to see the city from above – an experience they find by turns terrifying, thrilling and beautiful. Keen to explore Lithuanian cuisine, they sample cold beetroot soup and cepelini dumplings washed down with gira, a drink made from fermented beer. Later, the pair explore Vilnius’ medieval centre on foot, taking in Gediminas’s tower and Lukiskes Prison
21:00
Jon & Lucy’s Odd Couples
S01E01
Relationship challenge, hosted by Jon Richardson and Lucy Beaumont
Comedians Jon Richardson and Lucy Beaumont put their own marriage flaws to one side in order to judge everyone else’s, by inviting two unsuspecting celebrity couples to go head to head to decide who has the best relationship. First to respond to the challenge are Countdown maths whizz Rachel Riley and professional dancer Pasha Kovalev, and comedians Richard Herring and Catie Wilkins
22:00
8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
S23E06
Jonathan Ross and Russell Kane take on Alan Carr and Judi Love
Jimmy Carr hosts a combination of the comedy panel show and the long-running words and numbers quiz, with Jonathan Ross and Russell Kane taking on Alan Carr and Judi Love. Regular Countdown mathematician Rachel Riley and lexicographer Susie Dent are on hand to adjudicate, while Josh Jones is in Dictionary Corner
23:05
Celebrity Gogglebox
S04E01
Shows appraised include Platinum Party at the Palace
Stranger Things, Hunted, Platinum Party at the Palace, Bargain Hunt, The 1% Club, Spooked Scotland and Celebrity Karaoke Club are appraised by a rolling cast of famous faces including Nick and Liv Grimshaw, Rylan and his mum Linda, Shaun Ryder and Bez, Micah Richards and Jamie Carragher, Martin and Roman Kemp, Mo Gilligan and Babatunde Aléshé and Mel C and her brother Paul
00:10
GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Action adventure, starring Channing Tatum
2009 – Adventure, Action, Thriller, Science Fiction
When a powerful experimental weapon is snatched by a mysterious terrorist organisation, two of the soldiers guarding it are recruited into a top-secret military strike force. As they go in search of the stolen technology, they uncover a plot by its creator to take over the world. Action adventure, with Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller and Christopher Eccleston
02:10
Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
S04E03
Gordon Ramsay helps the owners of a restaurant in West Babylon, New York
Gordon Ramsay heads for West Babylon, New York, to help the inexperienced owners of restaurant Classic American deal with their escalating debts. The chef struggles to cope with disorganised staff and an unappealing menu, but quickly realises the real problem lies in the kitchen, where a lack of leadership and communication is causing serious trouble
03:00
The Simpsons
S04E05
Bart tries to resurrect the family’s dead cat
Trilogy of spooky stories. A murderous Krusty doll terrorises Homer, Mr Burns travels to a remote island to capture a giant ape and Bart’s attempt to resurrect the family’s dead cat Snowball goes disastrously wrong
03:25
Come Dine with Me
The first of five parties from Cheltenham and Gloucester
03:50
Come Dine with Me
Storyteller Chloe is the second to host in Cheltenham and Gloucester
