What’s On GOLD
Today Tuesday 10 January 2023
A full run down of everything airing on GOLD
today.
06:00
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:30
Hold the Sunset
S02E02
After the disastrous Open Day at his house, Phil is nowhere to be found
After the disastrous Open Day at his house, Phil is nowhere to be found. As Edith and Sandra hurry to Phil’s house, Edith receives a phone call from her `difficult” sister Joan inviting herself to stay. Sandra pulls faces, but Edith feels obliged to agree. The duo enter Phil’s house where they find a piano-playing Queenie, but no Phil. Roger visits the recovering Bob in hospital and tells him that he has thought of a new way to make money and he has let his mother’s spare room, online, to two Americans. Comedy, starring Alison Steadman, Jason Watkins, John Cleese and Sue Johnston
08:00
Keeping Up Appearances
S03E01
Richard dreads early retirement
While Richard contends with the idea of taking early retirement, Hyacinth telephones the prime minister asking if there is anything on the honours list for him. The hen-pecked husband’s reservations about the future intensify when he discovers all the plans his spouse has in store for him. Comedy, starring Clive Swift and Patricia Routledge
08:40
My Hero
S02E01
Thermoman reveals his double identity
Thermoman reveals his double identity to Janet’s parents, but her mother can’t keep a secret and her father is determined to interest him in model railways and cardigans. Comedy, starring Ardal O’Hanlon and Emily Joyce
09:20
Are You Being Served?
S04E05
The staff celebrate Mrs Slocombe’s birthday
The staff greet Mrs Slocombe’s 50th birthday with a big celebration, including a cake in the shape of her favourite merchandise – a decision which proves a bit of a bloomer. Shop-floor comedy, starring Mollie Sugden, John Inman and Trevor Bannister
10:00
Porridge
S01E01
Fletcher helps new inmate Godber settle in
Crafty con Fletcher helps new inmate Godber settle in by giving him a few lessons on coping with prison life. First episode of the classic comedy, originally broadcast in 1974, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
10:40
Last of the Summer Wine
S11E02
Clegg makes himself scarce
11:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S11E03
Seymour and Clegg are spotted climbing into a bale of hay
12:00
Keeping Up Appearances
S03E01
Richard dreads early retirement
While Richard contends with the idea of taking early retirement, Hyacinth telephones the prime minister asking if there is anything on the honours list for him. The hen-pecked husband’s reservations about the future intensify when he discovers all the plans his spouse has in store for him. Comedy, starring Clive Swift and Patricia Routledge
12:40
My Hero
S02E01
Thermoman reveals his double identity
Thermoman reveals his double identity to Janet’s parents, but her mother can’t keep a secret and her father is determined to interest him in model railways and cardigans. Comedy, starring Ardal O’Hanlon and Emily Joyce
13:20
Dad’s Army
S08E01
The platoon is picked to appear in an army training film
The members of Walmington-on-Sea’s Home Guard platoon are excited when they hear they have been selected to appear in an army training film – but Captain Mainwaring refuses to take part when he finds out he and his men are to play Nazi soldiers. Classic comedy first aired in 1975, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier
14:00
Porridge
S01E01
Fletcher helps new inmate Godber settle in
Crafty con Fletcher helps new inmate Godber settle in by giving him a few lessons on coping with prison life. First episode of the classic comedy, originally broadcast in 1974, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
14:40
Are You Being Served?
S04E05
The staff celebrate Mrs Slocombe’s birthday
The staff greet Mrs Slocombe’s 50th birthday with a big celebration, including a cake in the shape of her favourite merchandise – a decision which proves a bit of a bloomer. Shop-floor comedy, starring Mollie Sugden, John Inman and Trevor Bannister
15:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S11E02
Clegg makes himself scarce
16:00
Last of the Summer Wine
S11E03
Seymour and Clegg are spotted climbing into a bale of hay
16:40
dinnerladies
S01E04
Philippa has a bright idea for raising spirits
Philippa has a bright idea for raising the spirits of the kitchen staff. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood and Thelma Barlow
17:20
Keeping Up Appearances
S03E01
Richard dreads early retirement
While Richard contends with the idea of taking early retirement, Hyacinth telephones the prime minister asking if there is anything on the honours list for him. The hen-pecked husband’s reservations about the future intensify when he discovers all the plans his spouse has in store for him. Comedy, starring Clive Swift and Patricia Routledge
18:00
Are You Being Served?
S04E05
The staff celebrate Mrs Slocombe’s birthday
The staff greet Mrs Slocombe’s 50th birthday with a big celebration, including a cake in the shape of her favourite merchandise – a decision which proves a bit of a bloomer. Shop-floor comedy, starring Mollie Sugden, John Inman and Trevor Bannister
18:40
Dad’s Army
S08E01
The platoon is picked to appear in an army training film
The members of Walmington-on-Sea’s Home Guard platoon are excited when they hear they have been selected to appear in an army training film – but Captain Mainwaring refuses to take part when he finds out he and his men are to play Nazi soldiers. Classic comedy first aired in 1975, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier
19:20
Dad’s Army
S08E02
Pike receives his call-up papers
Private Pike receives his call-up papers and unexpectedly passes his medical with flying colours, much to the horror of his mollycoddling mother. Classic comedy first aired in 1975, starring Ian Lavender, Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier
20:00
dinnerladies
S01E03
Bren’s mother wreaks havoc
Bren’s mother wreaks havoc in the factory and incurs Stan’s wrath by pursuing an ill-considered romance. Anita organises a heated debate on the workers’ current situation. Comedy, with Victoria Wood and Julie Walters. From November 1998
20:40
dinnerladies
S01E04
Philippa has a bright idea for raising spirits
Philippa has a bright idea for raising the spirits of the kitchen staff. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood and Thelma Barlow
21:20
The Royle Family
S03E04
Nana is in mourning
Denise is avoiding actually doing anything for Baby David, so it’s Cheryl who goes upstairs when his cries on the baby-monitor get too loud to be ignored
22:00
Not Going Out
S01E05
Kate and Lee take in a lodger
Lee has trouble bonding with his new lodger – a surly 14-year-old boy – but Tim has no such problem and discovers they have a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to teach a carnivorous dog about the joys of eating vegetables. Sitcom, starring Lee Mack, Megan Dodds, Tim Vine and Rupert Simonian
22:35
Live at the Apollo
S08E01
With Dara O Briain, Nina Conti and Danny Bhoy
The stand-up comedy show has Dara O Briain warming up the crowd before introducing routines by ventriloquist extraordinaire Nina Conti and the irrepressible Danny Bhoy
23:35
Absolutely Fabulous
S03E03
Patsy and Edina consider throwing an orgy
Edina decides her bedroom is not big enough, and with Patsy eager for them to throw an orgy, it now seems like the ideal time to make a few changes – much to the disapproval of strait-laced daughter Saffy. Comedy, starring Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley and Julia Sawalha
00:15
Absolutely Fabulous
S03E04
Guest starring Naomi Campbell
Edina rubs shoulders with the stars at a prestigious PR bash she has funded in the hope of bagging a few awards – but what she does not know is that arch-rival Claudia Bing has other ideas. Daughter Saffy, meanwhile, lines up a few extra-curricular activities with her psychology lecturer. Guest starring Naomi Campbell and Celia Imrie
00:55
French and Saunders
S03E04
Featuring a spoof of Gone with the Wind
01:30
French and Saunders
S03E06
A spoof of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
02:05
French and Saunders
S05E07
Featuring a spoof of Dr Quinn Medicine Woman
02:50
Not Going Out
S01E05
Kate and Lee take in a lodger
Lee has trouble bonding with his new lodger – a surly 14-year-old boy – but Tim has no such problem and discovers they have a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to teach a carnivorous dog about the joys of eating vegetables. Sitcom, starring Lee Mack, Megan Dodds, Tim Vine and Rupert Simonian
03:20
Absolutely Fabulous
S03E03
Patsy and Edina consider throwing an orgy
Edina decides her bedroom is not big enough, and with Patsy eager for them to throw an orgy, it now seems like the ideal time to make a few changes – much to the disapproval of strait-laced daughter Saffy. Comedy, starring Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley and Julia Sawalha
