What’s On E4 Today Monday 9 January 2023
A full run down of everything airing on Alibi today.
06:00
Hollyoaks
Misbah has a difficult choice to make
Misbah has a difficult choice to make, and Darren shares his concerns about Oscar with Cindy and Goldie. Elsewhere, Maxine convinces James to help with her case against Eric, but James is not convinced Eric is guilty after hearing how much Tony sympathises with him
06:30
Hollyoaks
Maxine and James meet with Eric’s former flatmate
Maxine and James meet with Eric’s former flatmate, Seamus, who fills them in on what he knows about Eric. Yazz struggles to come to terms with recent events, and Darren comes up with a cunning plan to keep an eye on Oscar
07:00
Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
S01E05
A failing restaurant in California
The fiery chef comes to the aid of a French restaurant in the heart of Moorpark, California. The pompous, over-complicated cuisine is keeping the customers away and there is an imminent threat of bankruptcy. However, the owner is vigorously opposed to change, despite the failings of his current business model
08:00
Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
S01E06
A failing restaurant in California
Chef Gordon Ramsay comes to the aid of Lela’s, a California restaurant that is currently being run into the ground by its inexperienced owner. Gordon tries to turn the failing business around, but faces opposition from the chef and makes enemies when he exposes the suspect behaviour of some members of staff
09:00
The Goldbergs
S02E18
Adam and his friends drink home-brewed beer at his birthday sleepover
Adam has a birthday sleepover, during which his friend Garry shares out some of his father’s home-brewed beer and makes everyone sick. Meanwhile, Barry and Erica want a new CD player, but Murray tells them he will only buy one for them if they write the greatest song ever
09:30
The Goldbergs
S02E19
Beverly blames Adam’s teacher for his poor grasp of Spanish
10:00
The Big Bang Theory
S05E14
Leonard and Penny continue testing their rekindled relationship
Leonard and Penny continue testing their rekindled relationship using an innovative system to report discrepancies. Howard and Bernadette begin to worry when Raj starts treating his new phone like a person, while Sheldon and Amy try to achieve internet fame by creating a video podcast about flags
10:30
The Big Bang Theory
S05E15
Leonard breaks his and Sheldon’s room-mate agreement
After a sleepless night, Leonard breaks his room-mate agreement with Sheldon. Howard makes preparations to go on a flight to the International Space Station and enlists Raj’s help to ensure he gets a cool astronaut nickname
11:00
The Big Bang Theory
S07E02
Leonard and Sheldon go through an adjustment period
Leonard returns from his research expedition in the North Sea and undergoes an adjustment period with Sheldon. Howard experiences an unusual emotional reaction as a result of his relationship with his mother. Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Simon Helberg star
11:30
The Big Bang Theory
S07E03
The friends compete in a scavenger hunt
The friends compete in a scavenger hunt designed by Raj to test their scientific knowledge and life skills, but the game brings out the best and worst in everyone. As the hunt progresses, Howard and Amy begin to bond over their shared musical tastes, while Penny and Sheldon work together as a team and Bernadette becomes fiercely competitive
12:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The detectives take part in their annual Halloween wager
On Halloween, the squad members follow precinct tradition and pull out all the stops as they compete for the title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius in the Halloween Heist. Peralta, Santiago and Holt are the determined competitors – but who will be crowned the reigning champion?
12:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
S04E06
Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot
When Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot, the squad members try to prepare the perfect wedding under Santiago’s careful direction. Peralta and Gina help Pimento to find his grandmother’s ruby earrings so that Diaz can wear them at the ceremony. Jason Mantzoukas guest stars
13:00
The Big Bang Theory
S09E11
Sheldon and Amy spend their first night together
After more than five years of dating, Sheldon and Amy spend their first night together, while Leonard, Howard and Raj must decide who will take their extra Star Wars movie ticket. Plus, Sheldon’s Obi-Wan advises him on his difficult relationship decisions. Starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco, with recurring guest star Bob Newhart
13:30
The Big Bang Theory
S09E12
Leonard meets a psychiatrist on Penny’s behalf
Penny gets more than she bargained for when Leonard agrees to meet a psychiatrist on her behalf, while Sheldon and Raj collaborate on an astronomical discovery. Stuart moves out, but Howard and Bernadette’s happiness is short-lived. Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco star
14:00
The Big Bang Theory
S05E24
Howard awaits the shuttle launch
As Howard and his fellow astronauts sit in the space shuttle awaiting launch, he reflects on the tumultuous events of the previous few days, when he and Bernadette tried to get married. Meanwhile, his friends witness the blast-off on TV at home
14:30
The Big Bang Theory
S06E01
Howard gets caught in a strange argument
Despite being on the International Space Station, Howard gets caught in a strange argument between Bernadette and his mother via video link. Elsewhere, Raj feels lonely while his best friend is away and ends up interfering with Sheldon’s and Leonard’s dates. Comedy, starring Simon Helberg
15:00
Modern Family
S01E01
Pilot episode of the comedy about an extended family
Pilot episode of the American comedy following the lives of three branches of an extended family, featuring Jay, a man who struggles to keep up with his younger wife, and gay couple Mitchell and Cam, who are getting used to parenthood after adopting a Vietnamese baby. Starring Ed O’Neill and Julie Bowen
15:30
Modern Family
S01E02
Phil tries to teach his son a lesson in responsibility
Phil tries to teach his son a lesson in responsibility by stealing his unlocked bike – but ends up taking the wrong one. Elsewhere, Mitchell and Cameron decide to introduce Lily to other children and arrange a play date, while Jay tries to bond with Manny
16:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
S04E15
Jake and Charles work their last case together
Diaz tries to soothe Jeffords’ ego after a professional setback. Meanwhile, Santiago spends some precious time with Captain Holt. Crime comedy, starring Andy Samberg
16:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
S04E16
Terry and Holt disagree on how to deal with a trouble-maker
Jeffords wants to file an official complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he is off duty, but Captain Holt has other ideas. Peralta and Santiago glimpse the difficulties of parenthood when they babysit for Jeffords’ children
17:00
The Big Bang Theory
S04E04
Howard tries to win back Bernadette
An embarrassing secret from Howard’s past comes to light as he tries to win back Bernadette, while Sheldon and Raj engage in a battle of wills when they have to work in the same office. Guest starring Katee Sackhoff and George Takei
17:30
The Big Bang Theory
S04E05
Sheldon looks for a way out of his relationship
Leonard is depressed that everyone seems to be paired off except him, and resorts to desperate measures to get a girlfriend. Meanwhile, Sheldon looks for a way out of his relationship with Amy, who wants him to meet her mother. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons
18:00
The Big Bang Theory
S09E21
A petty argument between Leonard and Sheldon creates a rift among their friends
Leonard and Sheldon disagree over whether to continue holding their regular Roommate Agreement meetings, with Leonard suggesting they are no longer required, while Sheldon believes they are still essential. As the pair’s squabble quickly escalates into a full-blown argument, the rest of their friends turn up for a planned Game of Thrones viewing party, and end up taking sides in the dispute – resulting in two warring factions taking up residence in 4A and 4B. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons
18:30
The Big Bang Theory
S09E22
The gang runs into Penny’s old boyfriend Zack
The gang goes to a bar and runs into Penny’s old boyfriend Zack, while Bernadette is left to spend the evening with Sheldon when she cannot go wine tasting with the others. Elsewhere, things do not go to plan when Raj introduces his new girlfriend, Claire. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
19:00
Hollyoaks
Drama following a group of young people in Chester
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester
19:30
Modern Family
S06E12
Claire confronts the neighbours about the boat on their lawn
Claire confronts neighbours from hell Ronnie and Amber about the eyesore of a boat on their front lawn – and when they refuse to move it, Phil has no alternative but to call in the big guns – dad Frank and a few of his retired pals. Meanwhile, Cam takes Lily to clown school
20:00
The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up to Cancer
S01E01
With Harry Hill, Martin Kemp, Roisin Conaty and Bill Turnbull
Comedian Harry Hill, actor-presenter-musician Martin Kemp, comedian and actress Roisin Conaty and broadcaster Bill Turnbull take part in the charity contest. Sandi Toksvig and Noel Fielding guide them through the assorted challenges, and Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith pass judgment on their baking skills
21:00
Gogglebox
S18E11
Opinions on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! and Tiger King 2
The armchair critics share their opinions on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!, Tiger King 2, An Audience with Adele, Michael McIntyre’s The Wheel, Close to Me, Inside Beverly Hills: The Land of the Rich and Famous, BBC/ITV News (Austria) and Newsnight (The PM)
23:05
First Dates
S09E04
A part-time wrestler returns to the restaurant
Part-time wrestler Lewis, 19, returns to the restaurant for a second chance as he sits down with 20-year-old barista Lauren, while hotel inspector Alasdair, 55, and 54-year-old DJ Lee bond over their shared love of pop music. Stu, who’s 42, lost his sight 13 years ago and hopes to meet a redhead to settle down with, and his date is 37-year-old Bristol nurse Jen, who has been single for eight years and is looking for a man to ignite the flames of love
00:10
Gogglebox
S09E09
The households’ opinions on 2017 TV
The armchair critics share their opinions on shows in April 2017, including Britain’s Got Talent, Nature’s Weirdest Event, Doctor Who, First Dates, Culinary Genius and the news
01:15
Gogglebox
S18E11
Opinions on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! and Tiger King 2
The armchair critics share their opinions on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!, Tiger King 2, An Audience with Adele, Michael McIntyre’s The Wheel, Close to Me, Inside Beverly Hills: The Land of the Rich and Famous, BBC/ITV News (Austria) and Newsnight (The PM)
02:15
Naked Attraction’s Best Naughty Bits
A romp through the archive of the unconventional dating show
The first of five highlights shows trawling through the archive of the unconventional dating show, beginning with assorted `oh my god!” moments, and catching up with some of the most famous participants. They include Judith, the breast cancer survivor from series five who played The Lord Is My Shepherd to the potential dates and made them a Victoria sponge
03:10
Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
S01E05
A failing restaurant in California
The fiery chef comes to the aid of a French restaurant in the heart of Moorpark, California. The pompous, over-complicated cuisine is keeping the customers away and there is an imminent threat of bankruptcy. However, the owner is vigorously opposed to change, despite the failings of his current business model
