What’s On Channel 4 Today Monday 9 January 2023
A full run down of everything airing on Channel 4 today.
06:10
Countdown
Colin Murray hosts with Richard Osman in Dictionary Corner
06:50
3rd Rock from the Sun
S01E20
Part one of three. Tommy lands the family in trouble
Part one of three. Intelligence Officer Tommy presents his official report to the Big Giant Head – who judges the family’s mission a complete failure and decides to send replacements. Starring John Lithgow, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Jane Curtin
07:15
3rd Rock from the Sun
S02E01
Part two of three. Dick resumes his battle with Evil Dick
Part two of three. Dick escapes from captivity and resumes his battle with Evil Dick, in a bid to stop his plan to impregnate all women in Ohio. Sci-fi comedy, guest starring Dennis Rodman, with John Lithgow and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
07:40
Everybody Loves Raymond
S09E05
Ally gets a low grade at school
Ally comes home with a low grade on her report card. Ray is inclined to blame the teacher, but it turns out there is another reason why she is feeling distracted in class. Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton star, with Madylin Sweeten
08:05
Everybody Loves Raymond
S09E06
Ray and Frank are sent to a therapy session
08:30
Everybody Loves Raymond
S09E07
Debra invites her parents to Thanksgiving dinner
Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner, and Raymond sees something shocking that convinces him they are getting back together. The truth, however, proves far stranger. Robert Culp and Katherine Helmond guest star
09:00
Frasier
S09E12
Part one of two. Daphne’s mother comes to stay
Part one of two. Peace and harmony are shattered by the arrival of Daphne’s conniving mother and lecherous brother, and Frasier finds himself forced into playing host. Comedy, guest starring Anthony LaPaglia and Millicent Martin, with Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce
09:30
Frasier
S09E13
Part two of two. The shrink throws Simon out
Part two of two. The shrink is unable to stand any more of Daphne’s lecherous brother Simon and throws him out, leaving her alone to deal with her conniving mother. Comedy, guest starring Anthony LaPaglia and Millicent Martin, with Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce
10:00
Frasier
S09E14
A teenage radio host lampoons Frasier
In a bid to boost his popularity with younger listeners, Frasier agrees to appear on KACL’s show for teenagers – where the youthful host proceeds to lampoon him mercilessly. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer
10:25
Undercover Boss USA
S04E03
The CEO and chairman of Mood Media goes undercover
Lorne Abony, the CEO and chairman of in-store media provider Mood Media, goes undercover in one of the fastest growing companies in America. Adopting a disguise in his own business, he finds out how efficiently it is functioning
11:25
Channel 4 News Summary
Includes headlines and weather
11:30
Couples Come Dine with Me
S2019E24
Three Bournemouth couples compete for the cash prize of £1,000
12:30
Steph’s Packed Lunch
Weekday magazine show, hosted by Steph McGovern
Steph McGovern presents the weekday magazine, including celebrity guests, food ideas, real-life features and entertainment, lifestyle and consumer stories. Plus, a sideways look at the news in One O’Clock Views
14:10
Countdown
Heather Small is in Dictionary Corner
15:00
A Place in the Sun
Jasmine Harman helps a couple to find a holiday home in Tenerife
16:00
A New Life in the Sun
S08E06
A man and his dog open a boutique B&B in Almería
17:00
Come Dine with Me: The Professionals
S01E05
Professional chefs battle it out in Manchester
Joint owners of BrewChimp Indian Social Club David and Raj are first to host in Manchester, hoping to wow their guests with their Indian tapas street food. Second hosts, owner Mark and head chef Dawn from the Wild West-themed Old School BBQ Bus, hope to tantalise with their Texan-themed menu. Alan and Michelle from One Plus Chinese Restaurant host the final night with yet another barbecue
18:00
The Simpsons
S04E01
Bart and Lisa visit Kamp Krusty
Bart and Lisa are thrilled when their parents send them to Kamp Krusty for the summer – but when they arrive, they discover that having fun will not be high on the agenda. Animated antics, with the voices of Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright and Yeardley Smith
18:30
Hollyoaks
Maxine feels betrayed by James when he decides to help Eric
19:00
Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather
20:00
George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces
S11E01
The architect visits a carpenter trying to save a boat from the breakers yard
The architect visits a carpenter trying to save a boat from the breakers yard, and a woman rebuilding her business thanks to a vintage caravan that she wants to turn into a vegan cafe. Meanwhile, George heads to Israel to visit a modern apartment carved out of three centuries-old rooms in the ancient city of Jaffa
21:00
The Kardashians: A Billion Dollar Dynasty
S01E02
Part two of two. The impact of Kanye West on the family’s fortunes
Part two of two. The second episode examines the impact of Kanye West on the family’s fortunes, as well as how they used social media as a successful business vehicle. At the age of just 21, little sister Kylie Jenner takes Kim’s playbook to the next level, launching a make-up range that makes her an overnight billionaire, but all is not what it seems
22:00
999: On the Front Line
S08E02
Two paramedic crews rush to a man who is said to not be breathing
Two paramedic crews rush to a man who is said to not be breathing, but there’s a surprise in store when they arrive. Too much alcohol leaves a young woman collapsed unconscious in the street. A man is woken in the night with severe chest pains. A two-year-old has a seizure, and a 23-month-old has a large lump on their head as a result of a fall.
23:05
Emergency Helicopter Medics
S04E06
A motorcyclist collides with a car trying to avoid ducks crossing the road
In Maulden, Yvonne collapses with a cardiac arrest. It’s a race against the clock as the heli-medics try to help. In the Peaks, medics land on top of a steep ridge to rescue Donna, who has collapsed while walking. A motorcyclist collides with a car trying to avoid ducks crossing the road and medics fear multiple fractures
00:05
Murder in the Outback: The Falconio and Lees Mystery
S01E01
Documentary examining the killing of Peter Falconio in July 2001
Documentary examining the killing of British tourist Peter Falconio in Australia’s Northern Territory in July 2001, exploring the details and questions that surround this infamous case. In this first episode, Andrew Fraser, formerly one of Australia’s foremost criminal defence lawyers, begins the reinvestigation into the Peter Falconio story, visits the Outback crime scene and speaks to a leading forensic scientist and witnesses from the time of the murder, who raise serious questions about evidence in the case
01:00
Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
S01E09
A failing New York restaurant
The fiery chef tries to change the fortunes of the Olde Stone Mill restaurant in Tuckahoe, New York, which is struggling to attract customers, leading to debts of nearly $1million. Gordon feels the owner is more interested in his own appearance than how his food tastes and a screaming match ensues
01:50
The Simpsons
S16E01
Three spooky tales from Springfield
Three spooky tales from Springfield, in which Ned Flanders develops the ability to see into the future, Mr Burns’ body undergoes a rigorous exploration and Lisa becomes a Sherlock Holmes-style super-sleuth in Victorian London
02:15
Couples Come Dine with Me
S03E36
Three couples compete in Marbella for the cash prize of £1,000
Three couples host dinner parties in the Spanish resort of Marbella as they competes for the cash prize of £1,000. Stephen and his Colombian boyfriend Juan plan to keep things simple in the kitchen, but two of their guests point out that the chicken is overcooked. At Glenn and Henriette’s Mexican evening, the contestants get competitive when they’re let loose on a pinata, and Tristan and Louise hope to inject love into their dinner party – until Stephen gives them frank feedback on the food
03:05
George Clarke’s Old House, New Home
S07E02
The architect helps transform the ground floor of a Victorian home in Worthing
The architect helps more people make their period homes fit for modern life. George looks to Japan for inspiration as he helps Rachel and Sarah with the ground floor of their Victorian terraced home in Worthing. In Worcestershire, he meets a young couple who have bitten off more than they can chew in the shape of a listed 17th-century cottage