What’s On GOLD
Today Saturday 7 January 2023
A full run down of everything airing on GOLD
today.
06:00
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:05
My Hero
S01E05
Thermoman’s dad makes waves
Fearing his son’s romance may interfere with his world-saving commitments, Thermoman’s dad implements a cunning plan which he hopes will cause a rift between the part-time superhero and his lover. Ardal O’Hanlon and Emily Joyce star
07:50
The Fosters
S01E01
Pioneering 1970s family sitcom following Samuel Foster, who works hard trying to support his family
08:20
The Fosters
S01E02
Pearl refuses to think about what life will be like when her family nest is empty
08:55
Citizen Khan
S02E05
Mr Khan tries to secure a famous cricketer to operate the Eid festival tombola
Shazia, Amjad and Mrs Khan go off to sample a trial day at an exclusive gym, but Mr Khan is busy trying to secure a famous Pakistani cricketer to operate the tombola at the Eid festival. To help track him down he is using his newfangled gadget – the internet. Having located the man he wants, he arranges to meet him at the mosque – but a case of mistaken identity leads to another mix-up at a yoga class, with Khan, as usual, right in the centre
09:35
Citizen Khan
S02E06
Mr Khan is eager to appear in a video for the mosque
Mr Khan is eager to appear in a video for the mosque, confident that as a fine example of Pakistani manhood, he would be the perfect star. Unfortunately, it seems that director Dave wants to promote a more modern image and chooses Sajid, an attractive, `metrosexual” friend of the family – who at that moment is at home with Mrs Khan. But what are the pair up to? Adil Ray and Shobu Kapoor star
10:15
Only Fools and Horses
S02E01
Rodney falls for a policewoman
Rodney starts going out with a policewoman, much to the consternation of dodgy dealer Del-Boy, who is terrified that one wrong word from his little brother could see him banged up for five years. Vintage comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, David Jason and Lennard Pearce
10:55
Only Fools and Horses
S02E02
Del tries to sell a pair of antique urns
Del gets the chance to sell off a couple of antique urns – the only problem being that one of them contains the ashes of Trigger’s late grandfather. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Lennard Pearce and Roger Lloyd Pack
11:35
Only Fools and Horses
S02E03
Del gets the gambling habit
Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make his first million – much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who reckon he will end up gambling away all their worldly goods. Comedy with the wheeler-dealing Trotter family, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
12:15
Only Fools and Horses
S02E04
Rodney finds a girlfriend
Del-Boy cannot believe his ears when Rodney tells him he has found a girlfriend. The trouble is, the woman is old enough to be his mother – and to make matters worse, her husband is about to be released from prison
12:55
Only Fools and Horses
S02E05
Del decorates the local Chinese restaurant
Del jumps at the opportunity to decorate the local Chinese restaurant to make a quick profit, and the results are outstanding in more ways than one. Comedy, with David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
13:35
Only Fools and Horses
S02E06
The Trotters go on holiday
Del and Rodney reluctantly agree to let Grandad accompany them on their holiday abroad – a decision they come to regret. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
14:15
Only Fools and Horses
S02E07
Del starts a chandelier-cleaning business
After lending assistance to a wealthy woman in distress, Del seizes a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to improve his social standing by launching his own chandelier-cleaning business. As part of the venture, he ropes a reluctant Rodney and Grandad into helping him. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star
14:55
Only Fools and Horses
S06E03
Del lands the deal of his life
A retired jeweller offers Del-Boy the deal of a lifetime – then suddenly has a heart attack and gets taken to hospital with a briefcase containing 250 cut-price gold necklaces still chained to his wrist. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
16:05
Only Fools and Horses
S06E04
Rodney wins a holiday in Majorca
Del enters one of Rodney’s old paintings in a competition and is over the moon when he wins a holiday for three at a five-star hotel in Majorca. Soon after, the Trotter brothers and Cassandra arrive at Palma Airport – but Del-Boy reveals there is a slight snag. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Gwyneth Strong
17:20
Only Fools and Horses
S01E07
Del and Rodney have a festive night out
It’s Christmas, a time of goodwill and cheer, but Del and Rodney are so sick of Grandad’s cooking and TV circuses that they put on their glad rags and have a festive night out at the Monte Carlo Club. However, an argument over the best romantic technique makes the pair forget their intentions, and the objects of their affections are whisked away from under their noses. Festive edition of the comedy from 1981, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
18:00
Only Fools and Horses
S02E01
Rodney falls for a policewoman
Rodney starts going out with a policewoman, much to the consternation of dodgy dealer Del-Boy, who is terrified that one wrong word from his little brother could see him banged up for five years. Vintage comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, David Jason and Lennard Pearce
18:40
Only Fools and Horses
S02E02
Del tries to sell a pair of antique urns
Del gets the chance to sell off a couple of antique urns – the only problem being that one of them contains the ashes of Trigger’s late grandfather. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Lennard Pearce and Roger Lloyd Pack
19:20
Only Fools and Horses
S02E03
Del gets the gambling habit
Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make his first million – much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who reckon he will end up gambling away all their worldly goods. Comedy with the wheeler-dealing Trotter family, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
20:00
Only Fools and Horses
S08E03
The Trotters finally strike gold
Raquel invites her estranged parents around for dinner, and Del-Boy is keen to make an impression – but a mix-up with the gravy boat puts a damper on proceedings. However, things soon take a turn for the better when Del’s `father-in-law” finds an old watch among the Trotters’ junk, which he claims could net them a pretty packet at auction. But nothing can quite prepare them for the shock they have in store. The final part of the Christmas 1996 trilogy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
21:20
Only Fools and Horses
S02E05
Del decorates the local Chinese restaurant
Del jumps at the opportunity to decorate the local Chinese restaurant to make a quick profit, and the results are outstanding in more ways than one. Comedy, with David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
22:00
Only Fools and Horses
S02E06
The Trotters go on holiday
Del and Rodney reluctantly agree to let Grandad accompany them on their holiday abroad – a decision they come to regret. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
22:35
Only Fools and Horses
S02E07
Del starts a chandelier-cleaning business
After lending assistance to a wealthy woman in distress, Del seizes a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to improve his social standing by launching his own chandelier-cleaning business. As part of the venture, he ropes a reluctant Rodney and Grandad into helping him. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star
23:15
Billy Connolly Does…
S01E03
Billy reveals why you should never buy a house with mattresses in the garden
00:15
Billy Connolly Does…
S01E04
Billy talks about his lifelong love of nature
01:15
French and Saunders
S02E05
Skits and sketches with Dawn and Jennifer
Skits and sketches from comedy duo Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders, with special guests including The Proclaimers, Raw Sex, Brian Conway, Sarah Greene, Stephanie Beacham, Adrian Edmondson and Lenny Henry
01:55
French and Saunders
S02E06
Skits and sketches with Dawn and Jennifer
Skits and sketches from comedy duo Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders
02:35
Lenny Henry’s Race Through Comedy
S01E01
British comedy of colour over the past five decades
The comedian and actor fronts a series concentrating primarily on British comedy of colour over the past five decades, beginning with one of British television’s great institutions – the sitcom. Starting with Love Thy Neighbour, the series looks at some of the well-meaning attempts television made to embrace the changing face of the nation during the 1970s and concludes with the influence that diversity and multiculturalism has had on society on comedy through shows such as Phoneshop, People Just Do Nothing and Chewing Gum
03:20
Citizen Khan
S02E05
Mr Khan tries to secure a famous cricketer to operate the Eid festival tombola
Shazia, Amjad and Mrs Khan go off to sample a trial day at an exclusive gym, but Mr Khan is busy trying to secure a famous Pakistani cricketer to operate the tombola at the Eid festival. To help track him down he is using his newfangled gadget – the internet. Having located the man he wants, he arranges to meet him at the mosque – but a case of mistaken identity leads to another mix-up at a yoga class, with Khan, as usual, right in the centre
