What’s On E4 Today Thursday 2 March 2023
A full run down of everything airing on Alibi today.
06:00
Hollyoaks
A secret tip-off gives Sam and Zoe the evidence they need
06:30
Hollyoaks
Goldie decides to hatch a new plan
07:00
Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
S07E04
Part two of two. Gordon Ramsay tries to save Mangia Mangia from disaster
Gordon Ramsay concludes his two-part challenge at Mangia Mangia in Woodland Park, Colorado. In order to save the struggling Italian restaurant from disaster, he must persuade harassed owner Julie to co-operate with the head chef, and work his magic on a menu that relies heavily on a microwave
08:00
Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
S07E06
Part one of two. Gordon Ramsay comes to the aid of a Mediterranean restaurant in California
Gordon Ramsay is in Redondo Beach, California, for the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant owned and run by aunt and niece Faye and Brenda. Faye believes she has the weight of the entire restaurant on her shoulders, while Brenda feels she isn’t treated as an equal in the business. With tensions rising, the food not up to scratch and everyone playing the blame game, the chef is faced with one of the trickiest situations he’s ever encountered
09:00
The Goldbergs
S06E01
Adam celebrates his 16th birthday
As Adam celebrates his 16th birthday, his parents are too distracted by Barry and Lainey’s engagement and Erica’s band ambitions to acknowledge their youngest son’s big day. However, the situation presents an opportunity for Adam to ask Erica to put him on the high school social map. Meanwhile, Beverly thinks she can scare Barry and Lainey straight with the reality of being adults
09:30
The Goldbergs
S06E02
Adam’s girlfriend Jackie returns after spending the summer in New York
Adam’s girlfriend Jackie returns after spending the summer in New York and seems like a different person. After receiving some bad advice from his loved ones, Adam takes drastic measures to hold on to his relationship. Beverly is not happy with Lainey’s domestic skills and decides to teach her future daughter-in-law a thing or two about family catering
10:00
The Big Bang Theory
S08E18
Leonard is upset when a magazine fails to mention him in an article
Leonard is upset when a magazine fails to mention him in an article about the paper he co-wrote with Sheldon. Meanwhile, a power cut at Mrs Wolowitz’s home leads to a final family dinner in her honour. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
10:30
The Big Bang Theory
S08E19
Leonard and Sheldon try to meet George Lucas
When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at UC Berkeley, they decide to take a detour and try to meet one of their idols – Star Wars director George Lucas. Meanwhile, Raj and Amy offer to settle a dispute with a game of table tennis. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
11:00
Modern Family
S03E21
Phil and Andre go car shopping
Andre persuades Phil to make a spontaneous purchase when the friends go car shopping, and Jay is determined to take Gloria and Manny to his high-school reunion. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cameron face an uphill struggle to console a distraught Lily, who loses her favourite soft toy on a train. Guest starring Kevin Hart (Death at a Funeral)
11:30
Modern Family
S03E22
The families go to Disneyland
The families take a trip to Disneyland, where Mitch and Cameron are forced to cope with Lily’s new-found love of running, and Jay and Gloria argue over sensible footwear. Meanwhile, Claire is far from pleased when she bumps into Haley’s ex-boyfriend Dylan, and Phil struggles to keep up with Luke
12:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
S08E08
The squad comes together to work an important high-stakes case
12:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
S08E09
The first part of the finale
13:00
The Big Bang Theory
S12E16
The friends play dirty to win a seat at Wil Wheaton’s Dungeons and Dragons game
When the friends find out that Wil Wheaton is hosting a celebrity game of Dungeons & Dragons at his home, deception and betrayal become the order of the day as they compete to occupy the one open seat at the event. With guest appearance by William Shatner, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith
13:30
The Big Bang Theory
S12E17
Sheldon comes up with some novel games to play with Howard’s children
Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of the children. When Sheldon finds a book containing science experiments to carry out with children, the guys and Amy make a day of it, using little Michael and Halley as test subjects
14:00
The Big Bang Theory
S09E04
Sheldon remembers back to the days before he met Leonard
Penny and Leonard announce that they are moving in together, prompting Sheldon to revisit 2003, a much simpler time before he had met either of them. Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic-book store, only to fall out over musical differences
14:30
The Big Bang Theory
S09E05
The boys take up fencing
The boys want to become more sporty, so Barry Kripke leads them in a fencing lesson, while Penny, Amy and Bernadette help Stuart, who wants to attract more female customers to the comic-book store
15:00
Modern Family
S05E07
A family trip to the school fair proves eventful for Phil and Claire
A family trip to the school fair proves eventful for Phil and Claire, while Haley’s relaxing day by the pool is interrupted by an awkward encounter with `manny” Andy and Jay is unimpressed when Gloria signs him up for `cop duties”
15:30
Modern Family
S05E08
Phil breaks into Jay’s secret room
Jay and Claire head to ClosetCon’13, a trade show for the closet industry, providing the perfect opportunity for Phil to find out what his father-in-law is storing in his secret room. Cam takes Lily and Mitch to the Tucker family farm, though he does not bargain on a visit from Grams (guest star Ann Guilbert), who is known for her homophobia. Starring Ed O’Neill and Julie Bowen
16:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
S01E08
Jake meets his hero
Jake’s dreams come true when he gets the chance to spend the day with his hero, veteran crime reporter Jimmy Brogan, but their encounter has unexpected consequences. Meanwhile, Terry and Charles prepare Rosa for a day in court, teaching her to be less terrifying on the witness stand. Guest starring Stacy Keach
16:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
S01E09
Jake’s favourite pizzeria burns down
When Jake’s favourite pizzeria burns down, the fire marshal (Patton Oswalt) believes the owner should be the prime suspect in the investigation. Outraged, the detective does everything in his power to prove him wrong, even if it means stepping outside his jurisdiction. Meanwhile, chaos ensues at the precinct after a computer virus publishes everyone’s internet browser history
17:00
The Big Bang Theory
S07E08
Sheldon punishes Leonard for a past mistake
Leonard becomes concerned that Sheldon will overreact when his friend learns the truth about a past indiscretion, while Penny confronts Raj’s old flame Lucy about the way she ended their relationship. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
17:30
The Big Bang Theory
S07E09
The group spends the Thanksgiving holiday at Mrs Wolowitz’s house
Sheldon is dismayed when the group spends the Thanksgiving holiday at Mrs Wolowitz’s house, but hits it off with Bernadette’s father. Meanwhile, Penny realises she must deal with a mistake from her past when she and Leonard have an argument. Comedy, starring Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
18:00
The Big Bang Theory
S01E02
Sheldon tries to do Penny a favour by tidying her flat
Sheldon helps Leonard drop off a parcel for Penny, but when he sees how messy her flat is, he tries to do a good deed – which is not well received. Johnny Gale, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco star
18:30
The Big Bang Theory
S01E03
Leonard asks a woman out
Leonard is upset to learn Penny is dating someone, so his friends encourage him to seek a new romance by asking another woman out. Sara Gilbert appears alongside her Rosen co-star Johnny Gale
19:00
Hollyoaks
Mercedes accidently reveals the truth to the wrong person
19:30
Come Dine with Me
S2020E04
Taxi driver Jamie serves up a fine dining menu in Edinburgh
20:00
Below Deck: Mediterranean
S07E19
Dave tries to accommodate a guest’s specific food request
21:00
Gogglebox
S18E03
The armchair critics share their opinions on Strictly Come Dancing
The armchair critics share their opinions on Strictly Come Dancing, Vigil, Serengeti II, Come Dine with Me, Ambulance, Hotel Paranormal, Andrew Marr’s interview with Keir Starmer, and ITV news coverage of the petrol crisis, with cameras capturing their instant reactions and the lively discussions
23:05
First Dates
S18E02
Cake-maker Fiona is paired with recruitment consultant Rakim
Cake-maker and self-confessed `princess” Fiona seeks someone `chunky and funky”, finding herself paired with recruitment consultant Rakim. Ex-soldier Tristan from Exeter is on a mission to find his perfect woman after being single for four years. Will beach-loving Ema get swept away by his passion for the south west? Twenty-nine-year-old Lewis – whose narcolepsy caused him to fall asleep on a previous date – is paired with DJ Thom, while lager and football-lover Jessica is introduced to fellow northerner and pub-lover Ryan
00:10
Gogglebox
S16E06
Opinions on The Haunting of Bly Manor, Britain’s Got Talent and Only Connect
The TV fans share their opinions on programmes from October 2020, including The Haunting of Bly Manor, Britain’s Got Talent, Only Connect, Made in Chelsea, Autumn at Jimmy’s Farm, First Dates, plus news coverage of Covid-19 data and Donald Trump’s rally
01:15
Rick and Morty
S06E05
The Smiths are at their favourite Chinese restaurant
01:45
Smiling Friends
S01E05
A murder case involving famous food tycoon Simon S Salty
02:00
YOLO: Silver Destiny
S02E06
How Sarah’s dad saved Sarah’s mum from an arranged marriage – to a boulder
