What’s On GOLD
Today Wednesday 1 February 2023
A full run down of everything airing on GOLD
today.
06:00
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
07:30
The Fosters
S02E06
The Fosters decide to start a repair business at home
08:00
Keeping Up Appearances
S05E03
Richard forgets his wedding anniversary
Richard is forced to think on his feet when he forgets his wedding anniversary and tells Hyacinth he has arranged to have a security alarm fitted as a present. Social-climbing comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift
08:40
My Hero
S04E01
George gets to grips with sport
George gets to grips with the notion of sport when he is asked to join the Sunday League cricket team _ but his enthusiasm soon looks set to cost him his marriage when the peace-loving Ultronian’s competitive instincts are aroused. Natasha Kaplinsky guest stars
09:20
Are You Being Served?
S07E02
The Grace Brothers staff undergo a medical
The department store starts an insurance scheme, prompting the staff to get in shape for the medical. Comedy, starring John Inman
10:00
Still Open All Hours
S02E04
Granville arranges a double date for himself and Gastric
Granville arranges a double date with Madge and Mavis for himself and Gastric – but has to smarten his friend up first. Mrs Featherstone has her eye on a potential new husband, Nurse Gladys is wooed by a man whose boil she once treated, while Eric and Cyril need to come up with some clever marketing ideas when a mysterious new product arrives in the shop
10:40
Last of the Summer Wine
S15E02
The OAPs get excited about a portable gas barbecue
Auntie Wainwright gives the boys a gas grill, but they have difficulty working out how the pressure valve works, bringing an explosive touch to their barbecue. Howard is busy making improvements on his love-nest, but whether it will ignite Marina’s passions or just inflame her remains to be seen. Peter Sallis, Bill Owen, Brian Wilde and Robert Fyfe star
11:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S15E03
Compo and Foggy drink too much at Ernie Mordue’s funeral
12:00
Keeping Up Appearances
S05E03
Richard forgets his wedding anniversary
Richard is forced to think on his feet when he forgets his wedding anniversary and tells Hyacinth he has arranged to have a security alarm fitted as a present. Social-climbing comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift
12:40
My Hero
S04E01
George gets to grips with sport
George gets to grips with the notion of sport when he is asked to join the Sunday League cricket team _ but his enthusiasm soon looks set to cost him his marriage when the peace-loving Ultronian’s competitive instincts are aroused. Natasha Kaplinsky guest stars
13:20
Dad’s Army
S02E02
An invasion alert causes chaos
An invasion alert throws Mainwaring’s hopeless would-be heroes into a panic, leading half the platoon to unwittingly launch an attack on the other half – who are holed up in Godfrey’s cottage. Comedy from 1969, starring Arthur Lowe and Arnold Ridley
14:00
Still Open All Hours
S02E04
Granville arranges a double date for himself and Gastric
Granville arranges a double date with Madge and Mavis for himself and Gastric – but has to smarten his friend up first. Mrs Featherstone has her eye on a potential new husband, Nurse Gladys is wooed by a man whose boil she once treated, while Eric and Cyril need to come up with some clever marketing ideas when a mysterious new product arrives in the shop
14:40
Are You Being Served?
S07E02
The Grace Brothers staff undergo a medical
The department store starts an insurance scheme, prompting the staff to get in shape for the medical. Comedy, starring John Inman
15:20
Last of the Summer Wine
S15E02
The OAPs get excited about a portable gas barbecue
Auntie Wainwright gives the boys a gas grill, but they have difficulty working out how the pressure valve works, bringing an explosive touch to their barbecue. Howard is busy making improvements on his love-nest, but whether it will ignite Marina’s passions or just inflame her remains to be seen. Peter Sallis, Bill Owen, Brian Wilde and Robert Fyfe star
16:00
Last of the Summer Wine
S15E03
Compo and Foggy drink too much at Ernie Mordue’s funeral
16:40
Dad’s Army
S02E02
An invasion alert causes chaos
An invasion alert throws Mainwaring’s hopeless would-be heroes into a panic, leading half the platoon to unwittingly launch an attack on the other half – who are holed up in Godfrey’s cottage. Comedy from 1969, starring Arthur Lowe and Arnold Ridley
17:20
Keeping Up Appearances
S05E03
Richard forgets his wedding anniversary
Richard is forced to think on his feet when he forgets his wedding anniversary and tells Hyacinth he has arranged to have a security alarm fitted as a present. Social-climbing comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift
18:00
Are You Being Served?
S07E02
The Grace Brothers staff undergo a medical
The department store starts an insurance scheme, prompting the staff to get in shape for the medical. Comedy, starring John Inman
18:40
Dad’s Army
S02E02
An invasion alert causes chaos
An invasion alert throws Mainwaring’s hopeless would-be heroes into a panic, leading half the platoon to unwittingly launch an attack on the other half – who are holed up in Godfrey’s cottage. Comedy from 1969, starring Arthur Lowe and Arnold Ridley
19:20
Dad’s Army: The Lost Episodes
S01E01
Walker is called up to serve in the regular Army
Remake of the classic sitcom, featuring scripts associated with missing episodes performed by a new cast. Private Walker, source of the platoon’s supplies of whisky, cigarettes and other essential black-market goods, is called up to serve in the regular Army, so Mainwaring decides to use all his standing as an officer and a bank manager to have him excused from military service. Meanwhile, Jones and the others try to ensure that Walker fails his medical. Kevin McNally stars as Captain Mainwaring, with Robert Bathurst as Sergeant Wilson, Kevin Eldon as Corporal Jones and Mathew Horne as Private Walker
20:00
Gavin & Stacey
S03E03
Smithy worries about seeing Nessa again
Bryn is in his element as he awaits the arrival of the Essex boys, who are having a big night out in Cardiff and staying for a sleepover, but Smithy is concerned about seeing Nessa again after their last meeting. Meanwhile, Stacey tells Gavin about a worrying discovery, and Pam and Mick discuss their plans for a new conservatory
20:40
Gavin & Stacey
S03E02
Pam and Mick host a beer and curry night
Dave is unhappy about Nessa’s plans to let Smithy see the baby, while Stacey ensures Gavin sticks to his promise as she tries to find a new job. Meanwhile, Dawn and Pete join Pam and Mick for a beer and curry night. Comedy, starring Joanna Page and Mathew Horne
21:20
Bottom
S02E02
The TV is repossessed
Richie and Eddie’s TV is repossessed, giving them ample opportunity to amuse themselves with a series of violent tit-for-tat assaults thinly disguised as games. Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star
22:00
Not Going Out
S03E02
Lee wins a writing competition
Lee wins £1,000 for writing an essay entitled Disability in the Workplace, and Lucy is moved to tears by his sensitivity. However, Tim remains unconvinced, and his scepticism pays off when the journalist who turns up to cover the story is shocked to find an able-bodied author. Comedy, starring Lee Mack, Sally Bretton and Tim Vine
22:40
Live at the Apollo
S09E06
Comedy sets by Nina Conti, Rob Beckett and Jimeoin
An evening of comedy at the Apollo in Hammersmith, London. Ventriloquist Nina Conti comperes the event, with a little help from her monkey, before introducing routines by stand-up stars Rob Beckett and Jimeoin
23:40
Absolutely Fabulous
S04E01
Edina appears on daytime TV
Edina starts a TV company – and pops up on daytime television as a result – while daughter Saffy tries for a job with New Labour. Sozzled Sixties throwback Patsy seeks medical help to disguise the ravages of middle age, while former Blue Peter presenter Katy Grin struggles to get back on telly
00:20
Absolutely Fabulous
S04E02
Eddie hooks a rich toyboy
Saffy’s choice of landscape gardener gives Eddie something to gawp at, and she vows to get her claws into the hunk. However, Patsy soon turns up with a shock revelation – it seems the green-fingered guru is actually a card-carrying member of the aristocracy, sending Eddy’s imagination into overdrive
01:00
Gavin & Stacey
S03E03
Smithy worries about seeing Nessa again
Bryn is in his element as he awaits the arrival of the Essex boys, who are having a big night out in Cardiff and staying for a sleepover, but Smithy is concerned about seeing Nessa again after their last meeting. Meanwhile, Stacey tells Gavin about a worrying discovery, and Pam and Mick discuss their plans for a new conservatory
01:35
Gavin & Stacey
S03E02
Pam and Mick host a beer and curry night
Dave is unhappy about Nessa’s plans to let Smithy see the baby, while Stacey ensures Gavin sticks to his promise as she tries to find a new job. Meanwhile, Dawn and Pete join Pam and Mick for a beer and curry night. Comedy, starring Joanna Page and Mathew Horne
02:10
Bottom
S02E02
The TV is repossessed
Richie and Eddie’s TV is repossessed, giving them ample opportunity to amuse themselves with a series of violent tit-for-tat assaults thinly disguised as games. Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star
02:55
Not Going Out
S03E02
Lee wins a writing competition
Lee wins £1,000 for writing an essay entitled Disability in the Workplace, and Lucy is moved to tears by his sensitivity. However, Tim remains unconvinced, and his scepticism pays off when the journalist who turns up to cover the story is shocked to find an able-bodied author. Comedy, starring Lee Mack, Sally Bretton and Tim Vine
03:25
French and Saunders
S06E01
Skits, sketches and movie parodies
The comedy duo present skits, sketches and movie parodies, beginning with a spoof of Cold Mountain and Dawn’s problems with her new neighbours, who happen to be giants. With Liza Tarbuck and Maggie Steed
